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DNCwillbeTrumped 93 points ago +93 / -0

violin music My dearest Jenny (she/her),

The riot goes badly I'm afraid. They have halted our advance to a kneeling mass with continuous anthem playing. We are desperately low on hair color and skateboards as well. There are no Reddit moderators in real life it seems.

Yours, Benjamin (They/them)

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sackofwisdom 19 points ago +19 / -0

Essential commentary on Marxism in Forrest Gump here.

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TychoDurandal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Devon Stack: legend

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GreyGooseDown 8 points ago +8 / -0

violin music

My dearest Benjamin (they/them),

I am truly in dispair of hearing the riots have turned. I didn't want to tell you, but things at home are not much better. While you and your comrades bleed, my parents have demanded I leave the basement and find a job. They do not understand that my gender studies degree prevents me from getting a job. Clearly the fault of the patriarchy. Also, I will not get payed 70% what my cis male counterparts make, if I could find a job.

I will dream of you after my date with two black guys from tinder. Doing my part.

Yours, Jenny (she/her)

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one3five 5 points ago +5 / -0

RIP my sides