AJ could tag team with McEneny kicking the crap out of the presstitutes.
I can dream, can't I?
ACOSTA: Secretary Jones, what did the president mean when he said "Kim Jong Il is absolutely tremendous, he likes me a lot?"
PRESS SECRETARY JONES: Now you listen to me, and you listen real good, you filthy GOBLIN FROM THE PIT OF HELL! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, THE LITERAL SPAWN OF SATAN...but you just don't know it yet, oh you might feel it, deep in your bones, late at night, but let me tell you, and all of the rest of you [not you, Channel, I can see the light shining from you, and if you don't mind me sayin so, well you're very easy on the eyes...but it's because you, you, just radiate the light of GOD, which is, uh, honestly super sexy] but the rest of you all know, deep where you won't admit, that you have separated yourselves from GOD, and now you serve your master THE DEVIL, maybe you got a car, maybe you got a nice house when you sold your soul for your sweet little deal with ABC or PBS or NPR, and your precious little dinner parties, where you and all the other goblins get together and go eeeeeeeeew, uuuuuuuuuuuw, oh oh oh oh look at us, we're the precious perfect people, but it's all EMPTY, because you know you will be spending ETERNITY clawing each other's eyes out, locked into NOTHINGNESS, trying to get away, but you cant because YOU WILL LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL IN HELL SEPARATED FOREVER FROM GOD FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS.
Know this, Acosta, and all of you deep state SCUM....YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MY CONNECTION TO GOD! YOUR INTEL COMMUNITY BUDDIES MIGHT KILL ME, YOU MIGHT RAPE ME, YOU MIGHT BREAK MY BODY BUT YOU WILL NEVER FOR ONE THOUSANDTH OF ONE SECOND BREAK MY CONNECTION TO GOD ALLMIGHTY AND YOU CAN'T STAND THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT CONNECTION AND THAT. JUST. DRIVES. YOU. INSAAAAANE!!
PRESS SECRETARY MCENENY: And if I might expand on what Secretary Jones is saying, President Trump has drawn a very firm line with North Korea, but also seeks to build a rapport with the leadership...
AJ could tag team with McEneny kicking the crap out of the presstitutes.
I can dream, can't I?
ACOSTA: Secretary Jones, what did the president mean when he said "Kim Jong Il is absolutely tremendous, he likes me a lot?"
PRESS SECRETARY JONES: Now you listen to me, and you listen real good, you filthy GOBLIN FROM THE PIT OF HELL! BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE, THE LITERAL SPAWN OF SATAN...but you just don't know it yet, oh you might feel it, deep in your bones, late at night, but let me tell you, and all of the rest of you [not you, Channel, I can see the light shining from you, and if you don't mind me sayin so, well you're very easy on the eyes...but it's because you, you, just radiate the light of GOD, which is, uh, honestly super sexy] but the rest of you all know, deep where you won't admit, that you have separated yourselves from GOD, and now you serve your master THE DEVIL, maybe you got a car, maybe you got a nice house when you sold your soul for your sweet little deal with ABC or PBS or NPR, and your precious little dinner parties, where you and all the other goblins get together and go eeeeeeeeew, uuuuuuuuuuuw, oh oh oh oh look at us, we're the precious perfect people, but it's all EMPTY, because you know you will be spending ETERNITY clawing each other's eyes out, locked into NOTHINGNESS, trying to get away, but you cant because YOU WILL LIVE WITH YOUR FATHER THE DEVIL IN HELL SEPARATED FOREVER FROM GOD FOR WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE KIDS.
Know this, Acosta, and all of you deep state SCUM....YOU WILL NEVER DESTROY MY CONNECTION TO GOD! YOUR INTEL COMMUNITY BUDDIES MIGHT KILL ME, YOU MIGHT RAPE ME, YOU MIGHT BREAK MY BODY BUT YOU WILL NEVER FOR ONE THOUSANDTH OF ONE SECOND BREAK MY CONNECTION TO GOD ALLMIGHTY AND YOU CAN'T STAND THAT BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT CONNECTION AND THAT. JUST. DRIVES. YOU. INSAAAAANE!!
PRESS SECRETARY MCENENY: And if I might expand on what Secretary Jones is saying, President Trump has drawn a very firm line with North Korea, but also seeks to build a rapport with the leadership...
I really wanted Alex Jones to be the press secretary but Mceney is just the best.
She really is amazing
well done...you captured the essence formerly known as Alexander Emric Jones, a national treasure!
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