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Tyscribz 32 points ago +32 / -0

This guy fucks

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womp-womp-twice 5 points ago +5 / -0

a bit too bluntly, me thinks

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HenkZeilstra 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Barely”

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BerettaStroker 30 points ago +30 / -0

Looks like COVID is the very least of your problems, Sir. LOL!!!

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MaximumDistress 19 points ago +19 / -0

Hookup with someone liberals to celebrate

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4touchdownbundy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Looks like he already did!

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Liberty4All 15 points ago +16 / -1

LOL! Needs a shitpost flair, but thanks for the laugh.

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Bearing51 11 points ago +11 / -0

Whew, that was a close one!

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BerettaStroker 8 points ago +9 / -1

Should this have a "shitpost" flair?!?! Is seriously no one else reading the rest of the things this person supposedly tested "positive" for?!?! LOL

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impera 7 points ago +7 / -0

Its like you have a mandatory diversity quota for bacteria, and the white supremacist cells are all being ruthlessly suppressed and cant defend against the vibrancy any more... and the bone marrow is getting drive-by joggings.

But I see some internalised mycoginy here, why doesnt fungus also have representation you damn bigot! Black spores matter!

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Maxmax 7 points ago +7 / -0

Go out and celebrate!

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Old_Nans_Gin_Flask 5 points ago +5 / -0

He clearly did that first

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

But only in California.

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MericanBurrito 5 points ago +5 / -0

Goddamn looking at that I'd be begging for the coof to take me

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FluffiPuff 3 points ago +3 / -0

o_0

Next stop: Confessional

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Iamnotademocrat1 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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womendriverslol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really feeling the love spread here.

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Mobilemech92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now you must do your duty as an American, and go to pound town with as many libshit woman as possible. I wish you the best of luck🤣

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like he already did!

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Spouse: Thank Russel's Teapot!

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CrackerSmurf2 2 points ago +3 / -1

Damn Bro you got that good shit going on. You can have sex with my daughters.

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JoeandHunterBiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that right there is why my husband joe biden won't let me outta' the basement.

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wolfygirl2 2 points ago +2 / -0

😁

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Captnyestrday 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jim Carrey, is that you?

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