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Necrovoter 81 points ago +81 / -0

Maybe we could meme "taking an Oliver" into replacing "taking a dump."

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SpaceForceMilitia 70 points ago +70 / -0

"I got to drop an Oliver in the John, brb."

Spez: for those who remember fat bastard: "Oi got a talking head pokin' out!"

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Msmcontrolsnarrative 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well, Oliver is a “talking head”, so.....

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octhrope 12 points ago +12 / -0

"same as it ever was. same as it ever was"

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dhamm6500 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Well...how did I get here?"

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MaoHatesSparrows 6 points ago +6 / -0

More like a "whining head"

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SpaceForceMilitia 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was the joke, bud.

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DEEPSTATE 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you've got to take a John don't forget to wipe your Oliver

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nomoreprinkles 6 points ago +6 / -0

What a steaming pile of Oliver

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Formerlurker92 18 points ago +18 / -0

His team of 20 writers make him seem smart occasionally, but it's a hard job

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undefined 7 points ago +7 / -0

The joke isn't the joke. The butt of the jokes reaction to the joke is the joke.

JO could have easily been a great support about it. Being a triggered bitch gets you bullied more.

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SwampSlayer39 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. A real comedian would love this.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

That would require him to have a sense of humor.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 53 points ago +54 / -1

26 Republicans voted against Trump and sided with Pelosi on the USPS bill.

Call and email them. Many are from Texas.

https://welovetrump.com/2020/08/23/26-republicans-voted-with-dems-on-new-25b-usps-bill/

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ForHumans 31 points ago +31 / -0

Don Bacon Nebraska (NE) – 2nd, Republican

Troy Balderson Ohio (OH) – 12th, Republican

Mike Bost Illinois (IL) – 12th, Republican

Vern Buchanan Florida (FL) – 16th, Republican

Rodney Davis Illinois (IL) – 13th, Republican

Brian K. Fitzpatrick Pennsylvania (PA) – 1st, Republican

Jeff Fortenberry Nebraska (NE) – 1st, Republican

Sam Graves Missouri (MO) – 6th, Republican

Jamie Herrera Beutler Washington (WA) – 3rd, Republican

Will Hurd Texas (TX) – 23rd, Republican

David P. Joyce Ohio (OH) – 14th, Republican

John Katko New York (NY) – 24th, Republican

Peter King New York (NY) – 2nd, Republican

Doug LaMalfa California (CA) – 1st, Republican

Michael McCaul Texas (TX) – 10th, Republican

David McKinley West Virginia (WV) – 1st, Republican

Tom Reed New York (NY) – 23rd, Republican

Christopher Smith New Jersey (NJ) – 4th, Republican

Pete Stauber Minnesota (MN) – 8th, Republican

Elise Stefanik New York (NY) – 21st, Republican

Steve Stivers Ohio (OH) – 15th, Republican

Michael Turner Ohio (OH) – 10th, Republican

Fred Upton Michigan (MI) – 6th, Republican

Jefferson Van Drew New Jersey (NJ) – 2nd, Republican

Ann Wagner Missouri (MO) – 2nd, Republican

Don Young Alaska (AK) – At Large, Republican

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 23 points ago +23 / -0

Damn Texas has been infiltrated.

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Phil_Selway 18 points ago +18 / -0

Illegal immigration shifted the demographics.

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ModernKnight 7 points ago +7 / -0

What?!?! 4 from Ohio?! 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

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fuckdemswithcactus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The waste is strong with this list. Why the fuck does will Turd need 5 offices outside DC?

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Hombre29 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck, my rep is on there. I really want to hear his explanation for this.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

2 is too many.

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Mad_Hattie 35 points ago +35 / -0

Womp womp

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Tx50bmg 16 points ago +16 / -0

You first John!

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bigmikespen15 14 points ago +14 / -0

Too salty too accept it gracefully - who wouldn't want to be associated with water purification?

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QUEEFY-VANDERSNATCH 10 points ago +11 / -1

KEK!

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Block_Helen 9 points ago +9 / -0

Haha, this guy is world's biggest cuck.

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clint_bronson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her wife is good looking and she's in the military. Care to put two and two together?

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Hillarysudders 9 points ago +9 / -0

No no no, John. Go fuck YOURself!

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DestroyerofCobwebs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Still don't understand how anyone can watch him, or Colbert, or Adam Carolla's sidekick.

They aren't even trying to be funny anymore. Every single show is just a 20 minute rant about Orange Man Bad, followed by some interviews with fellow travelers talking about Orange Man Bad. I would literally rather be kicked in the balls than watch any of these shows, because at least the pain of getting kicked in the nuts ends after a few minutes.

Johnny Carson was maybe the only late night host that was ever worth a shit. And I'm not some boomer remembering the good ol days, I wasn't alive when he was on the air.

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Basedsliceofwinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mid-thirties guy here.

I remember Leno and Letterman being not so bad, or partisan for that matter. And they'd make fun of both sides.

I haven't ever really been an avid late night watcher at any point, so maybe I'm remembering wrong.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Letterman didn't get bad until Bush Jr. got elected. Leno was always a decent down the middle guy, but neither one of them was as witty or personable as Carson. Johnny Carson at his best made you feel like you were there with him, just having a good conversation. None of the people who followed him have approached that level of skill as a host. That may be intentional on the part of the networks, though, because they realized they could use the late night hosts as basically a propaganda mouthpiece.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know who I'm talking about, the guy that cries all the time. I can't remember his name. He was Carolla's bitch on the Man Show.

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America_No_1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can't take a joke?

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AllDemsAreBad 8 points ago +8 / -0

here is a link to the facebook vid of the mayor who renamed the sewer plant. Says John Oliver is full of crap

lmao

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=306895947194975&extid=HZTz6YfbZYVRT98y

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slaphappy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't quite get it.

John Oliver produces tons of shit daily - sewage treatment plants clean up tons of shit daily.

Maybe they are acknowledging that they wouldn't need such a large plant without him ?

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Dirk_Diggler 6 points ago +6 / -0

The funniest part for me, I forgot John Oliver even existed for years already, until I seen this post.

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grndmrshlgando 6 points ago +7 / -1

based.

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308win 11 points ago +11 / -0

The town. The town is based for doing what they did. Epic move on their part.

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StrzoksMangina 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think it's telling that he only has a sense of humor when it involves making fun of conservatives. How thin-skinned is this guy?

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal fragility on display for sure

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Afeazo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yesterday I was reading on Reddit about what an honor it is to be named after a sewage plant because it’s such a crucial aspect of society.

You can almost get a medal for those mental gymnastics.

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chinita_atx 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should've just said -- Thank you. It's an honor.

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YukonQuismias 5 points ago +5 / -0

That’s funnier than anything John Oliver has ever said!

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ThugLifeNewShit 4 points ago +4 / -0

A stable individual would appreciate the humor and be honored by it.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Last I heard he was holding a green card only. Deport his Limey ass.

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eupraxia128 4 points ago +4 / -0

WHY IS THIS PIECE OF SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY?

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Dukeremington 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am pleased to hear this.

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5121313 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epic, Fantastic! A Sewage Plant named after Him.. To go along with his Shit TV Show Ratings! The two are a match made in Heaven! Well done town of Danbury, and all involved!

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Anyone3427 3 points ago +3 / -0

Because these guys know they are full of shit!!! Don't forget to spade and neuter your local pantifa blm filthy (D)commie.

TRUMP2020

BLMIsAshol

ChinaIsAshol

PatifaIsAshol

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magafi 3 points ago +3 / -0

John Oliver Treatment Centers

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PartTimeHick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hes really gonna thrash those kids

Makes ya think

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GodGunsGuitars 2 points ago +2 / -0

I went to the bathroom and took a huge John Oliver. That is all.

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notatallimsure 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal fragility.

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kdiddyb 2 points ago +2 / -0

A comedian can’t take a joke? His job is literally making fun of people and he can’t take a little joke?

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

This should happen everywhere

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Azkiger 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a poor sport little bitch.

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have no idea who this clown is, but he probably deserves it.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never seen a Brit so contemptuous about a former Colony that welcomes him and makes him rich.

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, they can try. But the internet never forgets. Even with memory holes.

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SyNiKaLiTy 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Connecticut is Left leaning. Hilarious when the Left come for their own and they wonder "why".

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Zenweaponry 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best part is that the citizens of Danbury get to contribute to this monument every time they go to the restroom. Like taking a dump directly on Jon Oliver's ego.

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BadgerPuncher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats the best thing ever.