John Oliver Freaks as Town Names Sewage Plant “The John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant.”: ‘Go F**k Yourselves. If you’re from there, you have a standing invite to come get a thrashing from John Oliver, children included, fuck you.” Now let's hope some stocky Danburians take him up on his offer
(www.breitbart.com)
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I grew up in the town next door and lived in Danbury briefly when I was in my 20s and just got out of the Army - will gladly take him up on his offer.
I bet that the children of Danbury could thrash John Oliver back to bloody England
This story reads like the Babylon Bee.
I mean really, if I was meming this, I'd have rejected John Oliver threatening to beat up children due to sewage plant named after him as too ridiculous.
It just shows you that their degeneracy knows no bounds.
No, he did that shit BEFORE they renamed it. They renamed it BECAUSE he was being an ass to them, for no reason at all.
Yup, and he then doubled down on his insults. He was completely unprepared that someone would take any action back at him.
Part and parcel for the left
Love Mayor Mark!!!
That makes it even better, good for that mayor!
Leftism.
Stinkism
He is literally a giant colostomy bag with a weasel face painted on.
Thanks for the update on that, I thought they were quoting his reaction in this headline.
Now we have to figure out how to address him in the future. Perhaps we can now introduce him as something like "John Oliver--the comedian, not the sewage plant--threatened to beat up children" when writing about him.
Can anyone find a better adjective than "child-threatener" though?
john "sewage-plant" oliver. The john at Olive garden has more viewers.
Adult playground bully?
Why was John Oliver bashing Danbury?
Because reasons, who fucking knows
Total overreaction, thin-skinned, vulgar, absolutely no sense of humor ... and he's a comedian.
A foreign national making a threat to a local government and its citizenry? Hmmmm.
Was Oliver on the Pedo Express? I don't have my list with me. I'd say it's a good bet, I think that is why he included children in his rant?
Don't know about the pedo express, but he definitely spent some time at ButtFuckingHam Palace
"Lord Mountbottom".
The Duke of Cornhole
Stephen Colbert is the one who's pizza friends with Podesta.
England isnt john olivers country, youd have to thrash him back to a slightly different one
I keep hearing this, so I Google. Google say Birmingham, ENGLAND. Did he become a US citizen? I don't care because his politics are straight out of France.
It's current year. Noodle arms are all it takes to whoop soy boy ass.
Just remember to wear your mask.
Don’t want to get AIDS
Not HIV, but full blow AIDS
You may have got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here. Or maybe all that unprotected sex.....
team america noises intensifying.
COVAIDS
JFC when did it become ok to say "eat my whole ass" as a network TV "Star."
He's obviously advertising for more bum play. Can't get enough in Merica
Random child challenges John Oliver to three rounds in the octagon
"Children included"
Real tough guy calling out children to do combat. Fuck John Oliver!
Same same. Grew up in Redding. Thankfully out of CT for a while now. I still remember how awful the smell was passing by that place. This is hilarious
Similar. 18 years in the Hartford area. I’ll never get those shitty years back. Lol
Hartford is a hell hole. I lived in CT for years, still have a lot of family around Westport. I drive through CT a few times a year still and the traffic is always the worst around Hartford.
Total shithole!!
I am a JB Falcon, too. Yeah, the smell of that sewage plant can give you cancer!
Really? Where's the line start for this one?
Of course he'd never agree, and he wouldn't even be embarrassed by it. You need to either have a child under 15 or man over 70 surprise him in public, preferably during filming of his show, and take him up on his standing offer.
I grew up south of there. There are likely some tough ass folks from Bethel that would happily fuck this cunt up.
I think you could throw a dart at a map and be 99% certain the vast majority of the residents of whatever random town the dart hits could easily thrash faggot John Oliver.
I’m 40 pounds overweight and my job consists of pressing keys until the magic screen looks like what I want, but me and my strangely high pain tolerance will wreck that faggot
I got a weird high pain tolerance, too.
By the way, can I have a magic screen? Sounds cool.
You’d have to ask spez for a screen, although he decided to use his for sexual gratification instead of relying on his wife for that like the rest of us so it might be a bit gross
Haha - my father lives in Bethel these days - nice little town!
I live in Bethel. It is nice. Went for Trump in 2016 as well. Too bad the rest of CT is the way it is. Also John Oliver is a bundle of twigs.
Cool - I almost moved back there 6 years ago, but go a job offer in LA and moved out west instead. Good people in Bethel!
"Drumpf is so thin skinned."
At least his freak outs are funny, unlike many on the left whose freakouts are just tragic. Like Cher and Juicy Wallace.
Are they though?
They’re not
I see you keep spamming this, do you have a scintilla of proof to back this up?
I asked this as well. So far, no proof. I’m calling bullshit. I tried searching for evidence of this and found none.
Is he supposed to be funny?
Not as funny as the town of Danbury.
He lost his mind because they beat him at his own game. Their response was way funnier than his initial attack, and he can't top it.
And to add another twist to this. The City of San Francisco had a ballot initiative, submitted by city voters, to rename their sewage plant to the George W. Bush sewage plant many years ago. The measure failed, but the thought was the same: name the poop plant after someone you don't like.
As always, it's ok when libs do it, but not us.
I'd also vote for that, GWB was a shitty president.
I’d vote for that.
We should go further with this and, I dunno, put up a disambiguation page for John Oliver - "did you mean the comedian or the sewage plant?"
And maybe add a controversy section about him offering to beat up children.
That mayor had much better timing and delivery, to be sure. Oliver is one of those "comedians" that made his career taking potshots against strawmen of conservatives isn't he?
There is an old 4chan post that comes around from time to time that discussed how their "comedy" fast talk is all just a method of conditioning since it completely circumvents deeper thought. They are "comedians" in name only.
propaganda disguised as "comedy"
Yes; he is an unfunny leftist shill of the hurrr durrrh sort.
He's like the Jeff Foxworthy of british people: if he didn't have a thick accent and made jokes about "where he was from" he'd be about as useful as condoms to the lgb community.
I am sorry but I'm going to have to
steal itacquire necessary supplies for a peacefully protest.I mean logically if you don't need cops to prevent crime, surely you don't need condoms to prevent STD's. Just assume that everyone is going to tell the truth on things, and only bring in a social worker if things become out of control.
Hey, Jeff Foxworthy has some pretty decent jokes
His show was okay, but he spawned an entire "lineage" of bad comedians (Bill Engvall, Larry the Cable Guy, Ron White even though some of his shit on drinking isn't bad). You could argue that because he was responsible for them, he's also by proxy responsible for their jokes too.
Okay fuck you. Ron White was a big name in comedy long before anyone knew who Foxworthy was. And Ron is fucking hillarious.
Bill Engvall is a solid B, Ron White is a B+ on a good day, and Larry the Cable Guy is also a person who exists.
Boooooo, I love Larry the Cable Guy.
We know him as "failed comedian"
Yeah, like a lot of the comedians and celebrities we've exported. Somehow they manage to do well in the US...
I mean hey, at least a cock-flavored lollipop can be useful at a bachelorette party.
Now his bank is full of American money and he wants to stick it to us. Stop immigration now.
He's a low-rent Louis Theroux
One of them is unfunny, British, and completely unafraid to ask difficult questions. The other is unfunny and British.
I binge watching Community right now. The episodes with him in are decidedly not funny.
Why wouldn't he? Super high payoff for low effort "artsy" bullshit.
I would totally do the same or worse if I could.
Just goes to show that to be a rapper the only skill you need is to be black and to want to be a rapper.
I love how he makes a living mocking other people, and as soon as it comes in the other direction he only hurls immature profanities, it's all he knows.
Typical lefty. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
He's a degenerate, thats why they name sewage plants after him.
It's just honesty in advertising.
I wonder, as I know that john oliver is raw sewage - do we hate jon stewart, too?
Jon "The US needs to be more like South Africa" Stewart? Fuck that elitist prick.
Remember in 2016 when Jon Stewart was a guest on Colbert's show, and he went on a rant where he looked directly at the camera and told white people that America doesn't belong to them anymore?
Jon Stewart who pretends to be white when speaking to white people, and Jewish when it no longer suits him?
Jon Stewart who is a political commenter but then magically is just a comedian when called to back up his shit?
It's just an extension of the "clown nose on clown nose off" debate strategy. Just with a different nose.
I remember not knowing anything about brexit. He then went on about how racist the one side was (not his). Then proceeds to be extremely racist. That was the last time I bothered to seek out watching him.
Makes you wonder why he changed his name from Liebowitz
Your mask is slipping, and I don't mean the covid one.
He could sometimes be funny, but in the end a pos.
Jon Stewart rode in on his horse to help the 9/11 first responders....16, 17 years after the event happened and the damage was done? Most of the first responders were dead by then.
Alex Jones was the only doing fundraisers and giving media to dying first responders in 2004 and 2005. But of course Stewart comes in 17 years later and soaks up all the glory
Alex Jones speech YouTube link 2007 at Webster Hall in NYC fundraiser for NYC 9/11 first responders
Must be nice to be Jon Stewart, not lift a finger for 9/11 first responders for 17 years then walk around smirking for cameras acting like he's their savior
I like that he did that, but it was an obvious virtue signal. He championed plenty of other shitty things like Barack Obama.
Ok, he's a halfway pos -- and that funding has not been without problems (and there was a fund prior to Stewart's crusade, which admittedly at first I thought was a good and noble thing to do...but with time I'm not so sure): https://www.courthousenews.com/compensation-fund-for-9-11-victims-to-slash-benefit-awards/
I now tend to think this was just a trap for Republicans and a potential slush fund for Democrats...in which case, not so good.
Jon stewart can go gag on Michael Obama's cock.
Yes.
I find it amazing that anyone who visits our .win would ever even watch Jon Stewart or John Oliver.
They are a primary source of Anti-American fake news for normies. People who don't follow poltics believe Trump is destroying the world because of these ass-clowns, yet 'They're funny'.
I don't understand it either. How does that add up?
Jon Stewart used to mock and deride the fake news nightly on the daily show. It was left wing, yes, but it was also hilarious
Fragile ego, tbh I would embrace it. It's an essential service so fuck what it is. I would send my picture autographed and framed for them to display in the entrance of the building. Hell maybe even take a picture laying in trash so it's comic since he is a comedian. If anything that could also be incorporated to his routine.
That's right, I'm not sure why someone would be offended by that. Sewers are a landmark of civilization.
A smart move would have been for him to pretend it was a compliment, like when Trump trolled the women march.
I'm in a dilemma now, because I'd like to see that little shit suffering, but on the other I don't want to listen to his mongoloid voice. So I'll pass on the video.
Anyone who doesn't appreciate sanitary sewers will quickly do so after buying or renting an RV.
After draining/flushing the black water tank a few times with a clear hose elbow (so you can see when the flush is clear), you'll be thankful someone else handles it at your home. And, if you don't use the right treatment (either bacterial or chemical), it will stink up the entire RV.
Mike Rowe did a couple of "Dirty Jobs" segments on sewage plant workers. Imagine the worst, and then turn it up to 11:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A0uZ0NUKzc
That's a lotta poo
Fill that shit tank with ice and it'll clean it right out
And how does he assume that it’s named after HIM? Do we know that? Haven’t looked up any articles about it... maybe it’s a local John Oliver associated with the town or something?
He's so disgusted by the place. Fuck those blue collar Americans than work there.
I'm trying to remember how did Trump troll the Woman's March again?
I think he said something along the lines of “they must be marching for me because I’ve done more for women than any other president”
Yeah I think it was something like that. I vaguely remember something about saying the crowd's were for him.
He pretended that they were marching to celebrate his achievements, and not to protest against him. It triggered them so much.
Troller in chief
Goddamn I love this president so much
I think sewers and plumbing are fascinating and amazing. Think of all the lives sanitation has saved and improved.
Plus it reminds me of Monty Python's Life of Brian...the Caesar Augustus Memorial Sewer
The channel Megaprojects on youtube has a video about the Roman sewer system. It’s really well done and you should check it out.
Much obliged
yup. Just like Sandra Bullock at the razzies. Play into it and you look like a good person who can handle a joke. Instead he whines and threatens to fight children and I still give the children 70/30 chance of beating his ass.
More like 90/10 in my opinion. Oliver's a coddled pansy-ass whiner, and deep-down even he knows he's a massive loser. Kids are faster, fitter and far more accustomed to rough and tumble than he is. They'd easy take him.
Would've been cool to do a tongue-in-cheek tour of the facility or something, and find some kind of issue to embrace. I'm sure there's some kind of environmental issue involved in a waste facility. Could've laughed about it and raised some money to help.
But comedy is dead. SNL could be great right now. Trump has a lot of funny mannerisms. If they weren't so fueled by hatred and instead approached in light-heartedly, they could get some good ratings. But we all know they are just part of the establishment's attack on culture.
Yeah it does a dirty job, but its worth it for no open sewage. Can they name it after me? Would certainly like it.
They should send him official invitation to naming Ceremony.
Icing on the shit-cake. Lol
They should have one of those for him to cut at the ceremony too!
"Hi I'm John Oliver and I'm the asshat who dared Trump to run."
Dew it!
Look at me ✌🏻👀 DOOOO IT
It's kind of amazing the morons who think Trump actually knows who they are or what they say. Saw some idiot on Facebook last month challenging Trump to come down to CHAZ and remove him himself. I know this fag and a little girl with some willpower could tare him apart. He's a nobody.
The pedos always with children on their mind.
A comedian who can't take a joke and instead threatens kids and pets with violence needs to be deported after jail time.
Is there any reason he hates this random town? I’ve heard people say “LA sucks”, “Seattle sucks”, “Boston sucks“, etc. but they are always taking about large cities.
Why does a dude who probably only travels between Manhattan and Hollywood hate a random town so much?
Because its white.
It's just a joke that he can be irrationally angry at a little known town that few people have strong emotions about. Comedians often have bits where they rant about stupid little things like tangled shoelaces or something.
I’ve heard of jokes like that before but he is irrationally angry that they named something crappy after him. Like they really hit his ego
Probably got told he wasn't funny in a letter from someone there. Whatever it is we all know it had to have been petty because of who this man is.
Teste isn't he.
No testes.
I see what you did there .. upTrump!
Awww, the poor little baby can't take the same bullshit he dishes out on a regular basis? When he's picking on Christians, pro-lifers, and Republicans, he's so full of vile mocking and laughing. Now he's crying like a bully who just got kicked in the balls. Fuck off back to England, John, you poofer.
Such a thin-skinned little fuck isn't he?
You would think that a real comedian would be talented and smart enough to turn this into a positive for himself.
But he's not a real comedian, just a hired propagandist.
"Children included?"
The left doesn't love children, they just want to use them for political props, trafficking, sex slaves and indoctrinated little LGBTQP+'s to go do it all again.
Me too. Wish he'd throw this offer out about my town 😢
If you live in Danbury send his show an email saying "I'm your huckleberry" and plaster it all over the internet
“Blow it out your John Oliver”
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Bwaha! I'd love to see him try and thrash...I'd bet on my youngest. She'd destroy him -- without our help (even though she'd get it).
The only way he could take someone down is if you get a knuckle snagged on one of those cheese wedge incisors, and you get an infection.
My daughter is autistic and very young, likes to play with dolls...and I still would bet on her to take JO down.
So he first attacks them with this vile shit and then is outraged when they hit back at him? What a disgusting piece of garbage.
Oliver is a cunt.
“Children included” this guy reeks of CCPedo
John Oliver should STFU and move back to his country if he hates America so much. Why do we keep letting people move here who hate us so much? It's fucking retarded.
Notice that he won't travel to Danbury but rather wants them to come to him. He's all talk and no walk.
Sitting on the John, dropping a nasty Oliver.
His rants often get uploaded to youtube and linked to r/videos.
another "professional" "comedian" takes a fat L from a random. banter is supposed to be your thing.
Go fuck yourself back across the ocean you limey shitbag. I'd love to have a pussy like him take a swing at me. It's just so hard to stomach the people who come to this country by choice and shit all over it, especially those who get rich while doing it.
As a British Empirean, we apologise profusely for this cuck of an Englishman annoying one of our allies, in their own country no less.
His cuckery on his cuck show annoying our American brothers & sisters is a disgrace to Queen & Country.
Hear hear. And as a Southern Englishman I will add that the cuckishness of cuck John Oliver is amplified by that disgusting Brummie accent of his.
400 years ago they'd of put this clown's head on a pike.
This should be a thing all over America, name dumps, treatment plants etc 😂😂
"Brother, you have surrounded your given name with a foul stench. From this day forth, all the toilets in the kingdom shall be known as...Johns" - Robin Hood: Men In Tights
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
A couple of cold pints for anyone who stomps his asshole out deep and wide.
It's getting closer. That's for sure. I would love to take a swipe at this asshole and quite a few other tv assholes. The media has to be punished first if CW2 jumps off. They're fucking traitors to America.
Oliver vastly misplayed this. He should have embraced it, and thanked Danbury. He would've come out looking like a winner.
He's a dumbass.
Link to a streamable video of the mayor telling him he is full of sht. https://streamable.com/qfuf4a
Towns should all name their sewers and dumps (etc.) after tv / movie freaks! The Rosie O'Donald dump. The Kamala Harris meat packing plant. The Whoopie Goldberg sewage treatment tank.
Too bad I don't speak with one of my old friends any more, I told him John Oliver/NPR narcissism makes for a very ignorant world view, and that John can't take a joke. He's gone manically insane, he basically acts and looks like the coomer guy now. Idk what the hell happened. He was the type that just ridiculed but never really knew what he was talking about. I got tired of it, and I wasn't even trying to talk politics most of the time.
I mean I could say that, but a nihilist is EDS.. everything derangement syndrome? Lol.
He has politically charged opinions but doesn't even understand politics, outside of what "comedians" talk about
I'll take him up on it. How do I get in touch with him?
Guy isn't man enough to fight anybody.. just showboating and grandstanding. He's such a bitch for the left he wouldn't even bother to do anything for himself.
Is there any chance this 'invite' could be extended at all? I'm from the UK and would hate to miss out on a chance to punch this dickhead's lights out.
I'd stomp that limey faggot into bangers and mash. He'd shit himself if people stepped up to him.
Life is like a sewer - you get out of it what you put into it.
This is some funny shit.