John Oliver Freaks as Town Names Sewage Plant “The John Oliver Memorial Sewer Plant.”: ‘Go F**k Yourselves. If you’re from there, you have a standing invite to come get a thrashing from John Oliver, children included, fuck you.” Now let's hope some stocky Danburians take him up on his offer
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I grew up in the town next door and lived in Danbury briefly when I was in my 20s and just got out of the Army - will gladly take him up on his offer.
I bet that the children of Danbury could thrash John Oliver back to bloody England
This story reads like the Babylon Bee.
I mean really, if I was meming this, I'd have rejected John Oliver threatening to beat up children due to sewage plant named after him as too ridiculous.
It just shows you that their degeneracy knows no bounds.
No, he did that shit BEFORE they renamed it. They renamed it BECAUSE he was being an ass to them, for no reason at all.
Total overreaction, thin-skinned, vulgar, absolutely no sense of humor ... and he's a comedian.
A foreign national making a threat to a local government and its citizenry? Hmmmm.
Was Oliver on the Pedo Express? I don't have my list with me. I'd say it's a good bet, I think that is why he included children in his rant?
Don't know about the pedo express, but he definitely spent some time at ButtFuckingHam Palace
"Lord Mountbottom".
Stephen Colbert is the one who's pizza friends with Podesta.
England isnt john olivers country, youd have to thrash him back to a slightly different one
I keep hearing this, so I Google. Google say Birmingham, ENGLAND. Did he become a US citizen? I don't care because his politics are straight out of France.
It's current year. Noodle arms are all it takes to whoop soy boy ass.
Just remember to wear your mask.
Random child challenges John Oliver to three rounds in the octagon
"Children included"
Real tough guy calling out children to do combat. Fuck John Oliver!
Same same. Grew up in Redding. Thankfully out of CT for a while now. I still remember how awful the smell was passing by that place. This is hilarious
Similar. 18 years in the Hartford area. I’ll never get those shitty years back. Lol
Hartford is a hell hole. I lived in CT for years, still have a lot of family around Westport. I drive through CT a few times a year still and the traffic is always the worst around Hartford.
Total shithole!!
I am a JB Falcon, too. Yeah, the smell of that sewage plant can give you cancer!
Really? Where's the line start for this one?
Of course he'd never agree, and he wouldn't even be embarrassed by it. You need to either have a child under 15 or man over 70 surprise him in public, preferably during filming of his show, and take him up on his standing offer.
I grew up south of there. There are likely some tough ass folks from Bethel that would happily fuck this cunt up.
I think you could throw a dart at a map and be 99% certain the vast majority of the residents of whatever random town the dart hits could easily thrash faggot John Oliver.
I’m 40 pounds overweight and my job consists of pressing keys until the magic screen looks like what I want, but me and my strangely high pain tolerance will wreck that faggot
I got a weird high pain tolerance, too.
By the way, can I have a magic screen? Sounds cool.
Haha - my father lives in Bethel these days - nice little town!
I live in Bethel. It is nice. Went for Trump in 2016 as well. Too bad the rest of CT is the way it is. Also John Oliver is a bundle of twigs.
Cool - I almost moved back there 6 years ago, but go a job offer in LA and moved out west instead. Good people in Bethel!