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posted ago by astral-cracker ago by astral-cracker +24 / -0

all they have to do is get pulled over, then reach into their car "to get a cell phone" and get shot by police who don't know you aren't going for a weapon. riots ensue in your name, and you get paraded around by horse-drawn carriage and in a gold casket.

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astral-cracker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

...aaaaand he survives.