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Political Wildlife (media.patriots.win) CHOOSE GREATNESS
posted ago by GenericInsult ago by GenericInsult +3834 / -0
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muy_libre 103 points ago +103 / -0

The female Striped Hyena is also known to be extremely promiscuous -- often having sex with upwards of 6 males at a time -- and usually using sex as a means to raise her social status in the herd.

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GenericInsult [S] 28 points ago +28 / -0

Love it. Noting that for version 2 of this meme.

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Chopblock 29 points ago +29 / -0

Moles navigate by sniffing, don’t they? Fact-check that for v2

EDIT: oh I see you rat bastards already cleared that tunnel. Take my Rip Its..

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GenericInsult [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +13 / -0

If you do a second version please correct "it's". It's a pet peeve that I have.

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GenericInsult [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Noted for v2 ;)

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Texapede66 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also should be "emitting," not "omitting."

Copy editing can only make a perfect meme more perfect. :)

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Texapede66 2 points ago +2 / -0

I see what you did their.

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now your just messing with me

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GenericInsult [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt. V2 is shaping up nicely lol.

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GenericInsult [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL noted for v2

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

As opposed to the Silver Fox, which mates for life.

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Pleepleus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont female hyenas have big fake dicks? Let's not forget Big Mike!

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ZincOS 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dominant male often sleeps, while the others do all the work. Dominant males lose mental capacity early in life as a result of evolving to do nothing.

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Randomwithaj 22 points ago +22 / -0

Velvety fur that turns blond in the sun. Small, bloodshot eyes, so he gets around by sniffing.

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GenericInsult [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOL noted for v2 of this meme. Hehehe

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DonttrustChina 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Emitting".

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GenericInsult [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Noted for v2 (lol was in a hurry to publish)

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RiverRunnerVDB 7 points ago +7 / -0

You forgot to include the factoid that Moles rely heavily on their sense of smell due to their poor eyesight.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 5 points ago +6 / -1

Female hyenas are larger and more aggressive than male hyenas .. and the female hyena's genitals are similar to the males, making sex determination difficult.

So, this is accurate.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 5 points ago +5 / -0

So Big Mike falls into that category too?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

Most lefty 'wives" do.

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BartoshJr 5 points ago +5 / -0

We truly have the best zoologists on this forum, don't we, folks?

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PrairieRaine88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Panthera Leo would make a great band name.

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lion Fox 2020

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RegardofPeace 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forgetful Moe forgot he got BJs from the whore Hyena

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ILickStones-InFours 3 points ago +3 / -0

Technically Michael Obama is more of a Hyena. The females have... uh... certain accessories

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Johnny_Treason 3 points ago +3 / -0

so good

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ZincOS 3 points ago +3 / -0

You crack me up

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REDMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Silver Fox participates in pair-bonding and is never seen alone in the company of a female Fox other than its mate. Its mating call sounds something like "Slow the Spread."

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CL1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem with his hands or other members either, frankly

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Fandigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael Savage wrote a book doing this with political figures from 20 years ago. He utilized his knowledge of Latin and just went wild with it filling an entire book.

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quietam_uxorem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Silver Fox needs an edit - lures its prey by emitting - edit-now I see you got that already

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GenericInsult [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

See version 2 (links to it are in elsewhere in this post)

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fat50 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's the Trump video where he is compared to a lion and "rips the shit out of everyone"?

Nevermind! found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u7y7z4MZBo

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Yawnz13 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Emitting", not "omitting" lol

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GenericInsult [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fixed for v2 (ya, was in a hurry lol)

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pray_for_kekistan 2 points ago +2 / -0

😆 made my morning, GI, thank you.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

mole 😂

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Cheesemaker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does the mole have a good sense of smell? Like ability to smell hair of its prey?

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_Ghost_Void_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike Pence is an eagle.

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Supervenon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mole also relies on their nose to smell everything.

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molarmauler 2 points ago +2 / -0

A mole family was in their mole hole when the Papa mole went to the entrance, stuck his nose out and said ‘I smell honey!’ Mama mole squeezed beside him and stuck her nose out and excitedly said ‘I smell honey too!’ Baby mole tried and tried to squeeze past them to get a sniff and finally dejected said ‘all I smell is molasses’

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TheHolyMonk 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pence/Cruz loses big time. Pence is weak, sorry. He cannot be at the top of next ticket or Republicans will lose. I knew it with McCain and Romney. Pence can't win. He needs to step aside after 2024.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

Noem/Kemp 2024

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noem/Cruz 2024

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

DeSantis is cucking to the lefty FUD.

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wumao 1 point ago +2 / -1

Trump is not a lion.

He is a majestic blue whale

Edit: Whoever can downvote me can fuck off. This is a higher compliment than a lion. Watch the damn video.

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Eric-CIA-ramella 1 point ago +1 / -0

Michael Savage wrote an entire book in this style, think it's called the Political Zoo. Fun read with caricature pictures too.

spez: link https://www.amazon.com/Political-Zoo-Michael-Savage/dp/1595550720

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snoopy3210 1 point ago +1 / -0

Less specialized skull for kamala

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Frihet -1 points ago +1 / -2

Predominately is not a word.