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NeverNotTrump 176 points ago +176 / -0

And dye the water and color the commies purple.

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DoofusRufus 116 points ago +116 / -0

And add skunk concentrate. Didn't the Israelis invent something that will immediately make you gag? Purple barfing commies is what I want to see.

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Vstablegenius45 41 points ago +41 / -0

Wow that is some good stuff, stinks so bad he had to leave his house for 3 weeks. This would be perfect for leftys, also would be able to smell who has been causing the riots for weeks.

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2016TrumpMAGA 40 points ago +40 / -0

Fucking Palis could have had their own country a couple of decades ago it they had abided by the 1976 treaty - under which they got 98% of what they were asking for - but no, they had to keep killing jewish civilians. Fuck 'em.

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ProphetOfKek 24 points ago +24 / -0

They don’t want their own country. They want Israel totally gone. But that’s their problem to sort out not ours.

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2016TrumpMAGA 17 points ago +19 / -2

Exactly. They deserve to be exterminated.

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JediMasterPepe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Idk why this was downvoted. You cant coexist with an entire group of people who's ideology at it's very core is to conquer or kill everyone else.

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Yawnz13 6 points ago +10 / -4

Except it is our problem because we acknowledge Israel's existence and aren't Muslim. It doesn't matter that you don't want to be involved, Muslims will involve you one way or the other whether you like it or not.

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ProphetOfKek 1 point ago +2 / -1

Acknowledging something exist doesn’t mean that we have to act in its favor.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's face it their own country would be a fucking shit hole no matter what. Deep down they don't really want Israel gone, because then they would have nobody but themselves to blame.

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re always their own worst enemies

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JS_Mill 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah but it's an air freshener under this context.

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wrongaddress 5 points ago +5 / -0

Could they really tell the difference?

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BritPedeMEGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

But would it be an improvement over how commies normally smell?

I mean look at mouldylocks. Blind probably walk past her and think they just blundered into the fish market.

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DestroyerofCobwebs 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need to start using this in the USA so bad. This stuff is the absolute antidote to these liberal white women showing up in droves at the riots. If they knew they were going to get desecrated with skunk, they would all find someplace else to be.

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d33zNutz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can someone start a gofundme to get a couple Crap Cannons for the Portland Police Department to stop the 80 plus days of riots.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's awesome. But holy fuck that bitter screeching old barren librarian looking leftist hag crying and making up lies and embellishments about muh human right to not be stinky and muh mostly peaceful rock throwing riots is fucking insufferable. Why are they all exactly the same?

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The Skunk" - Smells like... Nature!

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Evei 4 points ago +5 / -1

Add the "church" scent. The smells of wooden pews, freshly printed bibles...

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Please Jesus send us vomiting purple commies.

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junkbot123 2 points ago +2 / -0

It'd probably be an improvement over the average Antifa's normal scent.

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buco 32 points ago +32 / -0

Sould have used this in Portland 3 months ago.

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trumpORbust 22 points ago +22 / -0

Or tonight

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Panzerkampfwagen 13 points ago +13 / -0

Or at any point in recent history, really.

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just imagining it all over the uber-woke Unitarian "church" that nearly burned down in Kenosha last night. Then the building would smell as bad as the website if it doesn't already (they're pro-so-many-weird-things-that-maybe-they-felch-in-"worship".)

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Mainwar 26 points ago +26 / -0

It's a benefit! They won't have to go buy dye... Free hair dying folks!

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YourTendiesWillBurn 19 points ago +19 / -0

Add a UV tracer or some of that glowstick juice...makes em glow in the dark so you can see them while you're driving.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or high power laser beams to blind the rioters just like they’ve been doing to the Feds for months.

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Friendly_B 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't support much violence against rioters, but if they have a laser to blind cops then I'm fine with shooting on sight.

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Rugar22 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easy way to mark them for later!

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YourTendiesWillBurn 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call it: getting "Terry Davis'ed"

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PB_Mack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit throw in some techno music and it'll be a rave instead of a riot.

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Mad_Maximo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Do red, more vibrant and on point with their beliefs.

Plus they're triggered when it's associated with Republicans.

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TentElephant 14 points ago +14 / -0

His name is Brodin, and he demands dutiful worship at the iron temple at least five days a week as well as a strictly disciplined diet.

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wheymen.

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MrSir 2 points ago +2 / -0

Broseidon. Lord of the broceans!

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Tardigrade 9 points ago +10 / -1

Dye that soaks all the way to the hippocampus.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I learned this word from David Crowder. Weird that this word left such an imprint on the world stage recently.

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endthefed11 2 points ago +2 / -0

How about dye that sterilizes permanently?

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BigCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Atheists for Trump

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BigCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mind my own fucking business! Wish more people would.

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BigCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bug boat... get on the Trump boat.

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knittinkittens 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Old Testament God is the best God."

-u/friendlypede, if described water cannons are used

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Peashout 33 points ago +33 / -0

Mommy why is teacher dyed green? Is she a ninja turtle?

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V43_of_ii_dim 10 points ago +10 / -0

Communism... Foot Clan...

Both organized crime.

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CL1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

yes... then even the nonviolent ones that were obstructing the streets can get summonses

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Aquamine-Amarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Paint them the colors of the rainbow!

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Needs napalm.

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drachennwolf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah no firefighter is getting near that. Everyone keeps asking for firehoses to clear this up. Rioters are far more violent these days, and firefighters have a reputation with the public that must be maintained. We need to always be seen as neutral, to maintain that public trust. Law enforcement isn't our business or forte- we're just not armed and trained enough to do it.

It's a really tough spot, because on one hand, you never know if those properties are vacant and if people are in danger, but on the other, how much do you risk to try to save someone? Riots, for firefighters and EMTs, are a damned if you do and damned if you don't situation.

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AlohaChris 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the fire truck opened up it’s Deluge gun and 2 1/2” lines, those Commies aren’t getting anywhere near them.

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Shitposter69 14 points ago +14 / -0

I heard Connecticut has a sewer plant they'd offer up..

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Bonles 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes..very timely

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letrain 15 points ago +15 / -0

Really need that Israeli sewage smell water. Then they smell for weeks so everyone knows.

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jughaid 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bring in the scoops

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Wankerton 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Soylent red is people! People!"

"Akshually they are commies... and commies aren't people"

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Kekistan_United 13 points ago +13 / -0

nah. dont shoot at them directly.

just keep them irrigated through the night like sprinklers.

also add soap.

if they start to use umbrellas...

then add ammonia... you know... as disinfectants...

but be sure to record the hilarity in 4K... for future posterity

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Rugar22 9 points ago +9 / -0

Prepare the OLD SPICE Cannons. And when they go off, I want everyone to scream, "POWER!", like Terry Crews!

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MapleBaconWaffles 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if Isaiah Mustafa gives the order to disperse first.

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BeBest 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commies use umbrellas for their testudo.

https://twitter.com/amayor/status/1160410102643347456

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Kekistan_United 2 points ago +2 / -0

and then the umbrellas become literal targets.

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Oda_nicullah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Water cannons would eat umbrellas up

They’re basically big ass power washers

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Kekistan_United 1 point ago +1 / -0

i wanted to see slick streets and people trying to move around like they were in an ice skating arena [cue benny hill hi-jinx theme]

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CL1984 10 points ago +10 / -0

the mainstream media will show how horrible it is... THEY SPRAYED sniffle THESE sniffle "PEACEFUL" sniffle "PROTESTORS"

with.... WATERRRRRRRRRR OH NOOOOOOOOOO ORANGE MAN BAD

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DaLaohu 10 points ago +12 / -2

Do it. Seriously. Why not? The Blacks would love it because it would confirm their victim mentality of living in the Civil Rights Era. They would love it, and it would servce its crowd-control purposes. Win-win.

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NeverNotTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT: https://kekpe.pe/i/5f44170a5b4c5.jpg

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Dev404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Add the national anthem when spraying. Drown out the reeeeeees.

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you?!?!?!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Powered by liberal tears. Auto-refueling.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what they use in Italy.

Here's some commies getting watered. So satisfying to watch.

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Pleepleus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Free shower for rioters.

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willyb63 4 points ago +4 / -0

the Israelis use this great stuff, made by OdorTec:

https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-34227609

POTUS needs to buy some..

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j3llyr0ll 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gonna need it to clean up all the piss from the Antifa supersoakers and their bags/bottles of shit slush.

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs some sound cannons that blast the brown noise and make the protesters poop themselves. Then you just fire the hose and wash them into the sewer for easy disposal of agitators.

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great idea, that's hilarious

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fishypocket [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK but we have to take turns :D

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure, long as I get shotgun

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Shitposter69 3 points ago +3 / -0

That should just be renamed BLM control unit

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TrumpCard1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Got to keep those rioters hydrated. Its hot!!

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DarkBerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should just spray them with liquefied job applications.

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Excellent idea

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Magentapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much do I have to pay to be the Cannon Operator?

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fishypocket [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe it's 4 quarters for 5 minutes!

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that a beautiful moving Wall?

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solarlux 1 point ago +1 / -0

A wall with wheels!

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like the little square holes underneath the longer, rectangular ones.

:0)

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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0
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GoldenEagle1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

The title is "terrifying anti-riot vehicle created to quash any urban disturbance". Idiots, It's a tractor with a wall and water gun slapped on, not a tank you overdramatic cunts.

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HeavyVetting 1 point ago +1 / -0

But but something something murder holes!

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tocar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anti-fa keeps telling themselves to "be like water," so why not?

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha, that could be a meme in the making!

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Hangemh1gh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Word. Like yesterday

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fishypocket [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Highly underrated idea

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Son_of_a_Blue_Hen 3 points ago +3 / -0

And just think, he gets paid to do this.

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WakingKnowledge 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only way to wash the shit stains off the streets that they call Antifa and BLM!

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23zulu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pretty nice wall too

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_Cabal_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Connect water cannon to John Oliver sewage for maximum effect. No need to waste good water on commies, after all.

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svlem 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm assuming the only reason the cops didn't use this is because the white collar commies in power didn't allow them to

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I think I can only get so erect, this sub proves me wrong.

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not gonna lie, but I kind of feel like we may be past water cannons at this point. If November 4th rolls around and we still have bullshit happening and a stolen election...yeah we kind of need to stop using peace.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks badass, but couldn’t a snow plow do the job just as well and the equipment is already there?

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a better idea: build a single siege engine out of this and a fire department's pumper truck. These riots are nasty for starting fires.

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Water cannon go BRRRRRR

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Bingobaggins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why were where these not used from day one of the riots

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cbonez416 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why aren't we using this machine!!