In Iceland if your committing a crime you can't sue.
It does occur rarely but the anecdotes are twisted over the years like urban legends.
The skylight story is a kid was supposedly trying to redirect a flood light at a school to play basketball and he fell through a skylight that was painted over black
well if they have medical bills and you're liable through either negligence or you actually get charged with assault they can recover against you, look up the law in your state
I've had a finger snapped in one of those things. It hurts like hell, but no permanent damage. How is this different from an electrical buzz? Maybe us MAGA folks should have a thread on this. Seriously, because the election is near and we need to be able to fight back without some lefty activist judge wanting us dead.
actually just found out from my professor that you cannot use booby traps at all in the defense of real property, you would be liable for a tortious cause of action made me think of this post
Hell I'd support something a little more substantial. Something that can seriously maim! That's the only thing that will get through to these sheep that don't understand what "no" means.
Rats keep chewing on the sign. Gotta prevent the vermin from chewing on the paper, don't forget to add peanut butter. cough Plausibledeniability cough.
Some anime is entertaining. When you start attaching your sexuality to it that is unhealthy. I dont think pol is worse for people than lolicon porn that dominates other parts of that site. There also used to be a pretty common occurrence of people sharing child porn on 4chan back in the day. So no pol isn't bad for 4chan.
I dont know if your name is parody but if not, you seem to have some unhealthy sexual habits yourself
Japanese anime generally focuses on teaching young people how to become reponsible member of society.
Anime style porn at least encourages people to be artistic rather than just strip or take naked photos or whatever.
The issue with furry websites like furaffinity is that it's designed to encourage porn. The categories for the site search are fetishes. Without making an account, the website looks kid friendly. That's the problem with furaffinity. It's encouraging children (at best, teenagers) to draw fetishes.
Most Muslims don't even hate "us". The trash refugees like the Minessota Somalis are just generally violent. Beside that, plenty of American Muslims just look down on weak whites for well being weak and not standing up against degeneracy. I know a lot of people don't want to hear that, and I'm not talking about black people who use "muslim" title to terrorize whites, like the ones in that new Mexico camp or w/e that were busted training children to be jihadis or farrakhan types.
Just realitically look at all these groups who self police and have their own group morality. Amish, muslims, Asians, mormons. They are already ahead of the curb. Not saying we need to adopt their values, but we can learn something from them
I was thinking that. The reasoning behind the court case is that it could hurt emergency services who wanted to enter the house. It was indiscriminate.
But what reason could cops have to fuck with a sign? It's not indiscriminate. One should have no legally permission reason to touch his sign. And I doubt police would ever need to.
I think, no lawyer, but I think this would be fine in that it is discriminate, only upon vandals. At least there's an argument to be made for it. I don't see how this could possible be a threat to emergency services.
Any half decent lawyer or any well read civilian will get you out of this come prosecution or court time but your asshole neighbor can still swat you for this and most law enforcement don't know what they're enforcing.
Biden sign with rat traps on it right next to it -- no one is going to prosecute for you for someone stealing your Biden sign in a blue city. Plausible deniability. BiGOts STolE My BiDeN SigN!
It's always interesting that they use people who shouldn't interfere with a sign for an obstruction, but says nothing if, say, a bird feeder was in the same place.
Originally, booby-trap laws were in place to get rid of idiots who did stupid shit like, say, jerry-rig something to kill any burglar dumb enough to break into your house.
It originally came about when some dude rigged his apartment door with said shotgun. Problem is, the guy was a scoutmaster, and one of his boy scouts went over to drop something off, and knew where the spare key was. The booby-trap wound up killing the kid.
That story has a lot of internet confusion. The guy was a scoutmaster for about a year in 1979, but the kid was a burglar. Was unable to find out whether the kid-burglar was actually one of his scouts.
Aren't most of those laws about the kind of traps designed to thwart people from entering property like an emergency responder. Not where you place rat traps in your yard where someone could possibly stick their hand while specifically trespassing. No first responder would have a reason to remove the sign!
I did this in 2016, but what I did was wrap picture hanging wiring around the frame and bury under some pavers so it couldn't be removed from the ground, then attached glue rat traps to the back like you did on those with heavy duty double sided tape. Needless to say, the signs stopped disappearing after that.
I've heard people recommend bird repellent gel around the edges of the signs. It's incredibly sticky and hard to remove, and it doesn't come out of clothing.
Actually, powdered ghost pepper impregnated Vaseline. You can make it from ghost peppers purchased online. The thief would have no idea about the ghost pepper until he touched a sensitive spot of his body(use your imagination). Violent writhing would ensue.
When my “green man” with a little flag pole kept getting stolen I painted the grab points of the little green man with my dogs shit. It was a success. I never got to see the results in real time but I did see that someone got shitty hands trying to grab it up.
He’s been left alone for two years running now
Glue traps are designed to not dry out until something like months of exposure, so fresh ones should be good until election day. Flypaper is a good example of this kind of glue.
I have (and use) glue-traps for bugs in the garden that are still sticky after being out in the weather for over a year (Pacific NW rainy weather, no less).
I'd be surprised. Back in highschool when we were making mousetrap powered cars my buddy thought it would be funny to use a rat trap instead. On one occurrence it snapped on my finger. I couldn't hold a video game controller for 2 weeks, but it healed up pretty quick. I suppose if it was a pinky then MAYBE, but my pointer finger survived just fine.
There're different kind.
My grandpa used to have a rat trap in a L shape that was extremely powerful. The force of the spring would make it jump up in the air when triggered. That trap back then would definitely break fingers.
I agree with several other posters, and want to add to it:
Even if your State doesn't have "booby trap laws", there is plenty of case law that will be used against you.
You can set the mouse traps at the base (I know it won't be as effective), but then you'd have to make sure your State, City, or neighborhood doesn't have a "trapping law", or once again, you're liable for damages.
If your State doesn't have trapping laws, be sure to put a sign that is clearly visible and bright about mouse traps, and then you can probably just riddle your damn yard with as many industrial grade mouse traps as your big kind heart desires (but I'd check with a lawyer first anyway, to check where the "plausible deniability" line is drawn, and to check far away from public property [side walk] you should begin putting the traps).
Oooooooo. That's delectably devious. I love it. He wouldn't know for days until his skin starts bubbling up in oozing itchy lesions. Maybe it's not such a great idea.
Put a wood cross handle at the bottom and put razor blades along the bottom and corners so they are buried within the wood. Use stakes so it's difficult to pull it up. They pull and get stitches. I know a guy who did this to his yeti cooler. It worked more than once.
They won't be able to prove it, just delete this post and anything else you have showing it existed. There's no way for them to prove you put those there, and in order to do so, would have to admit to both trespassing, and intention of theft and destruction of property.
Mercedes Carerra has been in jail for a year and a half now because her ex husband stated that she was producing child pornography. None was found on her computer and there was no evidence presented other than his statements. He was able to get custody of his daughter which she wanted to deny him, which could be considered a motive for him to lie. Trump was impeached for something they invented and had no evidence for. Democrat justice doesn't rely on evidence or facts.
Get a long thin cable and bury it leading to something immovable, then secure the cable to the base of the sign, but hidden, the moron will yank the sign out and start running while carrying it away only for the cable to become taught.... and they will fall!
He has a rat problem in the front yard though.
Fucking hell man - I don’t know why this made me laugh out loud so hard.
The left are rodents though.. so there’s that..
Haha
I doubt a thief would out themselves over a booby trap law because then that is an admission they were stealing the sign.
I take it you're not familiar with burglars who have sued homeowner's over injuries sustained while breaking in?
Silly, if injuries lead to lawsuits, then that just means they need bigger traps!
Hippity Hoppity........
In Iceland if your committing a crime you can't sue.
It does occur rarely but the anecdotes are twisted over the years like urban legends.
The skylight story is a kid was supposedly trying to redirect a flood light at a school to play basketball and he fell through a skylight that was painted over black
Why the fuck can't that be the law over here!
A secret between two people is best kept when one of them is dead.
Heard this from a cop after my cousin's house got broken into.
Also said "if someone is breaking into your home keep in mind that a dead man is less likely to sue you than a live one."
Love rural NC cops.
Lemme introduce you to this! : https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0642425/plotsummary?ref_=tt_ov_pl
That's why you make the first shot count.
I'm not even talking about defense related injuries (though those get sued for as well, and also families sue if their criminal family member dies).
But I'm talking about, like, suing if he cuts himself on the window he broke through or ridiculous crap like that.
well if they have medical bills and you're liable through either negligence or you actually get charged with assault they can recover against you, look up the law in your state
I've had a finger snapped in one of those things. It hurts like hell, but no permanent damage. How is this different from an electrical buzz? Maybe us MAGA folks should have a thread on this. Seriously, because the election is near and we need to be able to fight back without some lefty activist judge wanting us dead.
actually just found out from my professor that you cannot use booby traps at all in the defense of real property, you would be liable for a tortious cause of action made me think of this post
put peanut butter all over one, and take photos for proof that the squirrels are working for the DNC
Hell I'd support something a little more substantial. Something that can seriously maim! That's the only thing that will get through to these sheep that don't understand what "no" means.
A few of those covered sinkholes should do it........so many old mines in the area.....
Communists are state property
That would be such a sweet irony
It's not irony, it's fact.
And by choice no less
This guy has a good point.
They are rodents!
Random bears in your yard requiring bear traps. They also apparently love stealing Trump signs you you set some in the grass there.
That was mostly after they found out that Hillary stalks the woods.
And Comey.
Trumpybear!
You know those flying rabies can be problematic never know when you need it.
Flying squirrels are a real problem!
Add some peanut butter as well :)
Meth.
A Democrat problem
Rats keep chewing on the sign. Gotta prevent the vermin from chewing on the paper, don't forget to add peanut butter. cough Plausibledeniability cough.
DemocRats
This is why you don't habitate in city limits.
Culturally homogeneous.
I upvoted you but then I saw ur degenerate username and I had to rescind. I dont know how to feel about it
Anime is pretty cool so that site is hell. The website seemingly stops it from becoming anime or tries to shape it into something that isn't anime.
Some anime is entertaining. When you start attaching your sexuality to it that is unhealthy. I dont think pol is worse for people than lolicon porn that dominates other parts of that site. There also used to be a pretty common occurrence of people sharing child porn on 4chan back in the day. So no pol isn't bad for 4chan.
I dont know if your name is parody but if not, you seem to have some unhealthy sexual habits yourself
Japanese anime generally focuses on teaching young people how to become reponsible member of society.
Anime style porn at least encourages people to be artistic rather than just strip or take naked photos or whatever.
The issue with furry websites like furaffinity is that it's designed to encourage porn. The categories for the site search are fetishes. Without making an account, the website looks kid friendly. That's the problem with furaffinity. It's encouraging children (at best, teenagers) to draw fetishes.
Most Muslims don't even hate "us". The trash refugees like the Minessota Somalis are just generally violent. Beside that, plenty of American Muslims just look down on weak whites for well being weak and not standing up against degeneracy. I know a lot of people don't want to hear that, and I'm not talking about black people who use "muslim" title to terrorize whites, like the ones in that new Mexico camp or w/e that were busted training children to be jihadis or farrakhan types.
Just realitically look at all these groups who self police and have their own group morality. Amish, muslims, Asians, mormons. They are already ahead of the curb. Not saying we need to adopt their values, but we can learn something from them
Live in a smalltown. You get the benefits of not living in a city, and your kids wont grow up to be weird people who dont know how to behave socially
Culturally homogeneous.
I was thinking that. The reasoning behind the court case is that it could hurt emergency services who wanted to enter the house. It was indiscriminate.
But what reason could cops have to fuck with a sign? It's not indiscriminate. One should have no legally permission reason to touch his sign. And I doubt police would ever need to.
I think, no lawyer, but I think this would be fine in that it is discriminate, only upon vandals. At least there's an argument to be made for it. I don't see how this could possible be a threat to emergency services.
Yeah, it's probably a good idea to read the law like a leftist for the loosest possible interpretation that could be used to nail you.
I know, it's hard to switch off every single one of your logical pathways, but you gotta cover your ass!
Yeah, that's the crappy part of the legal system.
Any half decent lawyer or any well read civilian will get you out of this come prosecution or court time but your asshole neighbor can still swat you for this and most law enforcement don't know what they're enforcing.
Biden sign with rat traps on it right next to it -- no one is going to prosecute for you for someone stealing your Biden sign in a blue city. Plausible deniability. BiGOts STolE My BiDeN SigN!
Wait, do Biden signs even exist?
They do, there's one in my suburban neighborhood and I live in Texas.
Never seen any out here in based CA...
It's always interesting that they use people who shouldn't interfere with a sign for an obstruction, but says nothing if, say, a bird feeder was in the same place.
Agreed with all of that, and one other bit:
Originally, booby-trap laws were in place to get rid of idiots who did stupid shit like, say, jerry-rig something to kill any burglar dumb enough to break into your house.
It originally came about when some dude rigged his apartment door with said shotgun. Problem is, the guy was a scoutmaster, and one of his boy scouts went over to drop something off, and knew where the spare key was. The booby-trap wound up killing the kid.
This... this is way different.
Home Alone should have been renamed "Kid Commits Hundreds of Felonies".
That story has a lot of internet confusion. The guy was a scoutmaster for about a year in 1979, but the kid was a burglar. Was unable to find out whether the kid-burglar was actually one of his scouts.
This contains facts in the case: https://law.justia.com/cases/florida/supreme-court/1981/59538-0.html
Here's the beginning of the urban legend (as far as I can tell): https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1986-10-03-8602280720-story.html
And to top off the insanity, the guy is a pedo: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1994-02-12-9402120149-story.html
It's always possible the kid entered to get evidence on pedo-master. Obviously pure speculation on my part.
I'm a lawyer.
This type of trap is fine. This makes as much sense as placing a snake or coyote trap in your property.
What you can't do is put ducking claymores or punji pits.
Notice the extent of deadliness.
No punji sticks? Well, shit. This is no fun.
This lawyer gets you off!
😁
In a just world, this would be fine, sadly this world is not a just world.
Print and put next to the traps the famous phrase:
A mouse trap works because the mice don't understand why the cheese is free. The same happens with communism.
Oooof.
Bonus: this gets around the state booby trap laws. (I am not a lawyer, and it probably doesn't.)
Aren't most of those laws about the kind of traps designed to thwart people from entering property like an emergency responder. Not where you place rat traps in your yard where someone could possibly stick their hand while specifically trespassing. No first responder would have a reason to remove the sign!
I love this quote. Thanks for sharing.
I did this in 2016, but what I did was wrap picture hanging wiring around the frame and bury under some pavers so it couldn't be removed from the ground, then attached glue rat traps to the back like you did on those with heavy duty double sided tape. Needless to say, the signs stopped disappearing after that.
All I can picture is that OG commie Moldy Locks herself with those head tentacles all caught up in a glue trap....
Good idea, glue trap glue is one of the most annoying substances on Earth, and completely non-hazardous.
You can also buy just the goop in cans to be brushed on to anything.
On a similar sticky line - https://thedonald.win/p/GvKNjW80/x/c/15JnPNH4de
This is the kind of energy I’m here for
Need security cameras footage update ASAP!
I can just picture a beta getting his lanky, clammy, tendie lickin' fingers smashed. GLORIOUS!
Is a hambeast that is in the process of stealing something a hamburglar?
Username checks out.
We need video so we can enjoy them Grimace.
Holy shit that image
Highlanderlaugh.gif
Please tell us you have a security cam rolling
Has surveillance cam ?
Just put something sticky or oily on the sign and make them regret touching it. Don't put yourselves in danger of state laws pedes! Stay safe.
I've heard people recommend bird repellent gel around the edges of the signs. It's incredibly sticky and hard to remove, and it doesn't come out of clothing.
Actually, powdered ghost pepper impregnated Vaseline. You can make it from ghost peppers purchased online. The thief would have no idea about the ghost pepper until he touched a sensitive spot of his body(use your imagination). Violent writhing would ensue.
Apply Bird Proof, then sprinkle on a salt shaker full of fine ghost pepper? https://bird-x.com/bird-products/gels-liquids/bird-proof-gel/
There needs to be some dye on there too.
So funny story; the GF and I had...spicy loins once after making some ghost pepper meatloaf. It wasnt as bad as youd think.
That sounds incredible!
Is this legal? Absolutely based, but questionable. Don’t want a fellow pede going to jail.
Electrified wired sign also a good option. Oldie but goodie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_QHWVyJvwY
In 2016 i believe some good patriot recommended bird gel. Apparently that shit is impossible to get off!
I wasn't familiar, so I looked it up - https://bird-x.com/bird-products/gels-liquids/bird-proof-gel/
Nasty stuff if you get it on you.
When my “green man” with a little flag pole kept getting stolen I painted the grab points of the little green man with my dogs shit. It was a success. I never got to see the results in real time but I did see that someone got shitty hands trying to grab it up. He’s been left alone for two years running now
Until the glue dries
Glue traps are designed to not dry out until something like months of exposure, so fresh ones should be good until election day. Flypaper is a good example of this kind of glue.
I have (and use) glue-traps for bugs in the garden that are still sticky after being out in the weather for over a year (Pacific NW rainy weather, no less).
I'm spamming this because I want to see cams! https://bird-x.com/bird-products/gels-liquids/bird-proof-gel/
Can those break your fingers?
They look like rat traps so yes.
They are and they definitely can, especially if you're bare handed.
Well then we should add more to our signs is what you're saying?
Was thinking a simple maiming is appropriate. Put some barb wire on those things.
Typical reddit debauchery
My based mommy sent me this photo from Parler a few hours ago lol :D
I'd be surprised. Back in highschool when we were making mousetrap powered cars my buddy thought it would be funny to use a rat trap instead. On one occurrence it snapped on my finger. I couldn't hold a video game controller for 2 weeks, but it healed up pretty quick. I suppose if it was a pinky then MAYBE, but my pointer finger survived just fine.
There're different kind. My grandpa used to have a rat trap in a L shape that was extremely powerful. The force of the spring would make it jump up in the air when triggered. That trap back then would definitely break fingers.
Sticky Fingers will become BROKEN fingers!
The verminator.
Please take this sign!!!
I love it
I agree with several other posters, and want to add to it:
Even if your State doesn't have "booby trap laws", there is plenty of case law that will be used against you.
You can set the mouse traps at the base (I know it won't be as effective), but then you'd have to make sure your State, City, or neighborhood doesn't have a "trapping law", or once again, you're liable for damages.
If your State doesn't have trapping laws, be sure to put a sign that is clearly visible and bright about mouse traps, and then you can probably just riddle your damn yard with as many industrial grade mouse traps as your big kind heart desires (but I'd check with a lawyer first anyway, to check where the "plausible deniability" line is drawn, and to check far away from public property [side walk] you should begin putting the traps).
You should put a tiny sticky note on the front saying there are rat traps on the back. That way you can't get in any trouble. ;)
Be a shame if some poison ivy juice got on the sign...
Now that is just delectable.
Oooooooo. That's delectably devious. I love it. He wouldn't know for days until his skin starts bubbling up in oozing itchy lesions. Maybe it's not such a great idea.
Put a wood cross handle at the bottom and put razor blades along the bottom and corners so they are buried within the wood. Use stakes so it's difficult to pull it up. They pull and get stitches. I know a guy who did this to his yeti cooler. It worked more than once.
YIKES! I think thats going a little too far.
Razor blades? Yeah this is definitely crossing the line
They won't be able to prove it, just delete this post and anything else you have showing it existed. There's no way for them to prove you put those there, and in order to do so, would have to admit to both trespassing, and intention of theft and destruction of property.
Fucking criminals would sue over something like this.
Trapping for criminals should be perfectly LEGAL!
Hell... we should sell permits for this with the money going for the wall.
Mercedes Carerra has been in jail for a year and a half now because her ex husband stated that she was producing child pornography. None was found on her computer and there was no evidence presented other than his statements. He was able to get custody of his daughter which she wanted to deny him, which could be considered a motive for him to lie. Trump was impeached for something they invented and had no evidence for. Democrat justice doesn't rely on evidence or facts.
I don't think its OP's, it was on Facebook earlier today.
Rats! Honey, we got one. Another one bites the dust!
put some at the bottom too lol
LOL
Why not use these: https://www.amazon.com/Trapper-Max-Insects-Cockroaches-NON-TOXIC/dp/B06XGL8R89
Place one next to the door as well.
Problem solved
Footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4-gOjiRaE8
Glueing a bunch of nasty bugs to the back might help in itself.
Nah, bugs and rodents are attracted to it anyways.
If anyone steals it; best case scenario they get sticky fingers, worst case scenario they get a free rat or other dead rodent.
Please tell me there a camera on the sign. Mask or no mask that is going to be funny
Hopefully they go for the double-handed grab.
Looks like there's room for about 5 more traps there. 3 on top, 2 on the sides.
What makes it even better is that its sort of like an analogy. Biden supporters are the mice, and the Trump signs are the cheese.
You know, why don't they spray Vaseline all over the walls? Nobody would be able to climb the wall.
Small critique, cut back the landing area for hammer to ensure the appropriate exposure of the catch to the vermin appendages.
We don't snicker.. We don't con.. snicker.. We don't condone violence here at The Donald! bwhahahahaha!
Oh God I don't miss Reddit at all!
Touch my sign, I doubt dat!
Pretty sure this is illegal...
Not when your conservative or white.
got caught riding WASP.
Shouldn't be illegal
Not when you have rats. Catch em before they get in house.
To avoid legal issues, place this in a neighbor’s yard, or just anywhere around town.
DIY PEST BARRIER FIX:
Collect applications from local companies which are hiring, place in small weatherproof display next to yard sign.
i feel like you could fit more on there
Land mines.... or moats with freaking laser on their heads.
Two words: Skunk Oil
An electrical skunk oil dispenser (see Mark Rober glitter trap) attached to the leg of the sign.
A trump sign was down near my neighborhood. I’ve been trying to think of the best way to troll liberals before I buy another
Get a long thin cable and bury it leading to something immovable, then secure the cable to the base of the sign, but hidden, the moron will yank the sign out and start running while carrying it away only for the cable to become taught.... and they will fall!
Please record this.
That undergrowth would be the perfect place to put a bear trap.
Just sayin, in case you have bears around.
Fucking rodents.