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EpicPede 457 points ago +460 / -3

He has a rat problem in the front yard though.

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Sand313man 114 points ago +114 / -0

Fucking hell man - I don’t know why this made me laugh out loud so hard.

The left are rodents though.. so there’s that..

Haha

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Lady_MaGa 22 points ago +27 / -5

I doubt a thief would out themselves over a booby trap law because then that is an admission they were stealing the sign.

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Logan_Viking 35 points ago +35 / -0

I take it you're not familiar with burglars who have sued homeowner's over injuries sustained while breaking in?

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Nolongerlurking561 0 points ago +6 / -6

well if they have medical bills and you're liable through either negligence or you actually get charged with assault they can recover against you, look up the law in your state

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ArcticDark 6 points ago +6 / -0

put peanut butter all over one, and take photos for proof that the squirrels are working for the DNC

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Desertwhale 18 points ago +20 / -2

Hell I'd support something a little more substantial. Something that can seriously maim! That's the only thing that will get through to these sheep that don't understand what "no" means.

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Strike08 37 points ago +37 / -0

Communists are state property

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FutureMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be such a sweet irony

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HolocoughSurvivor 2 points ago +2 / -0

And by choice no less

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Make_It_So 7 points ago +7 / -0

This guy has a good point.

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catvideos3 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are rodents!

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lanre 20 points ago +21 / -1

Random bears in your yard requiring bear traps. They also apparently love stealing Trump signs you you set some in the grass there.

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Strike08 12 points ago +12 / -0

That was mostly after they found out that Hillary stalks the woods.

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RabidZoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trumpybear!

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Aambrick 20 points ago +20 / -0

You know those flying rabies can be problematic never know when you need it.

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MAGA_APN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Flying squirrels are a real problem!

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MyAR15 8 points ago +8 / -0

Add some peanut butter as well :)

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BladderBeerPoopin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meth.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 28 points ago +28 / -0

A Democrat problem

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