I've heard people recommend bird repellent gel around the edges of the signs. It's incredibly sticky and hard to remove, and it doesn't come out of clothing.
Actually, powdered ghost pepper impregnated Vaseline. You can make it from ghost peppers purchased online. The thief would have no idea about the ghost pepper until he touched a sensitive spot of his body(use your imagination). Violent writhing would ensue.
Just put something sticky or oily on the sign and make them regret touching it. Don't put yourselves in danger of state laws pedes! Stay safe.
I've heard people recommend bird repellent gel around the edges of the signs. It's incredibly sticky and hard to remove, and it doesn't come out of clothing.
Actually, powdered ghost pepper impregnated Vaseline. You can make it from ghost peppers purchased online. The thief would have no idea about the ghost pepper until he touched a sensitive spot of his body(use your imagination). Violent writhing would ensue.
Apply Bird Proof, then sprinkle on a salt shaker full of fine ghost pepper? https://bird-x.com/bird-products/gels-liquids/bird-proof-gel/
There needs to be some dye on there too.
So funny story; the GF and I had...spicy loins once after making some ghost pepper meatloaf. It wasnt as bad as youd think.
That sounds incredible!