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Siteless_Vagrant 166 points ago +166 / -0

That kid looks like he's hurtin'. Sucks he's gotta deal with the stupidity of the left while he's mourning his families loss.

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Block_Helen 136 points ago +136 / -0

It's not easy being this age, period, let alone being the son of Donald and Melania, in the public eye, losing your uncle, and being taller than almost every single person you've ever met. Hang in there Expert.

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lifeisahologram 60 points ago +60 / -0

If anyone is gonna be prepared for it though, it will be him. He has been taught by winners his whole life.

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Block_Helen 29 points ago +29 / -0

Indeed he has. Plus you know, time travel and all. :)

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NvJohansson 36 points ago +36 / -0

Also its harder being tall for your age when you're very young. I was already 6 feet tall when I was 12, problem is people think you're 17 or 18 because of your height so when you reason like a normal twelve-year-old, they think you're retarded.

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Block_Helen 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's so true. My BFF has a very tall kid, when he was 3 people thought he was 7 and expected him to act like a 7 year old instead of a 3 year old. Very tough for tall people.

With your name, I wonder if you're a Swede. I come from tall Swedes. :)

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I_no_asshoe 12 points ago +12 / -0

Happens with girls too when they hit puberty earlier than the rest. Barron will pull through it like a champ.

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kids also are self conscious about their height. I was always a tall kid when growing up, and I felt like the odd one for being the tallest in every class I was in every year in grade school.

Now, I wish I was like 6'8"+ lmao

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NvJohansson 3 points ago +3 / -0

Im 6'5 and wish l had stopped at 6'3, extra 2 inches are a pain in the ass. First of all socially when the first thing they ever notice about you is oh that you're so tall, like gee I hadnt noticed.

Most human sized articles stop for somebody about 6'3. Again those two extra inches guarantee that you'll never have an foot board on your bed, the bars in most buses and Subways are around six foot four, so that extra inch makes sure your whole childhood you're getting bruises. Car Comfort stops at 6' 3. It's not much difference but it's just enough to put you over the edge of thing, and get you annoyed at a lot of things

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gotta buy pants with unfinished legs and get em custom hemmed. Only 4 available shoes in the store that size. I feel your pain

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm fortunate enough to be able to afford bespoke suits. So I spend half my life in suits and the other half in shorts or Bermudas. Even your standard size jeans off the floor with a 38 waist will end up looking like clam diggers. I guess people have bigger problems in life, those are just minor irritants that I've learned to deal with and get over.

There are still things that really pissed me off though, like when you go to a friend's house and you go down in his basement and he tells you "watch your head" after you've already banged the fuck out of it going down the stairs.

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Barthaneous 12 points ago +12 / -0

Can confirm being tall means all eyes are on you. That's why i hated dancing in public. I can see everyones eyes and their baldspots. Lol

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ProvokedWarthog 8 points ago +8 / -0

John Titor burns with the rage of a thousand suns. His judgement is coming.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indeed.

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TonsOfSalt 16 points ago +29 / -13

He's so huge at this age, I'm worried he has Marfan syndrome.

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Jleinf 36 points ago +37 / -1

Both parents are tall relax

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Arden 22 points ago +23 / -1

Thumbs look proportional. Think that's one of the main traits.

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undefined 10 points ago +11 / -1

No problem there, believe me

Normal sized hands runs in the family

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TRUMP4USA 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you.”

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TrailerTrashKilla 17 points ago +17 / -0

There was a article years ago, from memory when Melania's parents first visited after the election ,she has huge male relatives that were renowned lumberjacks that had special heavier/larger axes & saws made for them.That is why those wooden statues were put up ,it was done as part recognizing the family connection/renown in the forestry industry there.

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Scroon 11 points ago +11 / -0

So, what you're saying is that Barron literally has the blood of giants.

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TrailerTrashKilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what is crazy & l think the extent of which it is happening is slipping through the public unnoticed?

We have a very sick dog that it is not to looking good for ,so l got up to be with her & keep her company for a while & make sure she is comfortable & not in pain. l just thought as it may interest some l will find that article add it here .It has been scrubbed ,like l would say at least 50% of all remotely positive stories on the President & his family . These Libtards really are just glorified Stasi & Commie scumbags .

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cowpen 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's not typically lethal or anything. Maybe a slight propensity for spontaneous pneumothorax, but that's entirely treatable.

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Fosbury68 8 points ago +9 / -1

Agree 100%. Maybe after Nov 3 we'll see a smile on his face. Feels bad man.

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JackLemon 7 points ago +7 / -0

He does. I bet he also suffers from growing pains as well. He must be close to 6' 6" or more and he's only 14. I didn't grow as fast as him and I still remember the pain.

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Sexysnakemonster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh man the pains are no joke. I went from being the shortest kid to the tallest in the 2 month summer break between 7th and 8th grade. 5'8 to 6'1.

The wallet pains for my mom were also bad. I needed a new pair of shoes every week.

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I_Used_to_be_me 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, how were you the shortest kid, entering 8th grade, at 5'8"? Something in your local water? I entered high school/9th grade at maybe 5 feet tall (I broke 5 feet right around my freshman year), and I wasn't even the shortest (albeit I was close. Maybe a couple kids shorter than me, but plenty were close in range, and I'd say the majority were at least shorter than 5'8").

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Mark0alag0 6 points ago +7 / -1

Yeah I think getting that tall might be stressful and make you pissed actually. So I feel sorry for someone like him who has to deal with that. Who here would say they would be happy to have grown that tall. No one. He does not look happy in that pic.

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Kekistan_United 89 points ago +89 / -0

this german scotts slovenian american will be a great president in 2036

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Pepedom 48 points ago +50 / -2

Literally a German supersoldier bred with a Slovanian (Russia light) babe, with the magnifying power of American exceptionlism.

In the near future when the Earth is attacked by aliens, Baron's seed will be the cornerstone of our rebreeding program.

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Jack_Burton 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't disregard the Scottish braveheart legacy.

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HntrBidensCokeDealer 1 point ago +1 / -0

And the Irish resistance to famine!

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Blurpy 7 points ago +7 / -0

:)

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GingerMinky 1 point ago +2 / -1

Slovenia is next to Italy, it’s not Russian light. It’s not even close...

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Pepedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

My bad

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Gwoz8881 81 points ago +82 / -1

This is why you eat your daily Goya. The kid is a BEAST

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undefined 7 points ago +7 / -0

Eat your frijoles negros

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RadMaxBTD 66 points ago +66 / -0

How tall will Barron be when he is old enough to run for president?

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Mememan 143 points ago +143 / -0

At this rate about 1776 feet

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stoic_troll 59 points ago +59 / -0

Barron "One World Trade Center" Trump

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

Would be?

Uh, dude, *you just made it that right now. *

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TrailerTrashKilla 6 points ago +7 / -1

I have spent time with Don Jr we are the same height/build, l am 6'1,l think he is closer to 6'4.

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AcAirman 44 points ago +48 / -4

Keep going Kimberly, you are a 3 now. What the hell happen, sue your surgeon.

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deplorabetty 28 points ago +29 / -1

She does have serious trout mouth. Why some women can't just age gracefully, I'll never know.

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Jleinf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yep, totally gross/ fake

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daty_dato 8 points ago +9 / -1

Was thinking the same thing.

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TrailerTrashKilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

I made another post on her ,remember she is just what must be days from recovering from the China Flu where she was bed rested with breathing difficulty ( obviously the are supremely confident in her treatment to allow close contact to Prez/family/room full of elderly/GOP leaders & White House staff-Why not state what treatment?)

Look at the photos of her at the party where she is supposed to have caught it, she looks totally different either China Flu hit hard & she is still recovering or these crazy woman are getting injected every other day for extremely short time gain.

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Pepedom 12 points ago +12 / -0

Gonna?

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cowpen 9 points ago +9 / -0

The awkward will wear off. Then the unit manifests.

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Pepedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

For being 1 mile tall, he is already remarkably low on the awkward scale

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Rucktoe 28 points ago +28 / -0

He will literally be 50 foot tall when he is crowned Emperor of the Galaxy.

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L00N 28 points ago +28 / -0

I really haven’t seen Barron since 2016 and fuck did that kid shoot up

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concealedaces 15 points ago +15 / -0

I know how it feels, especially this week. I lost my lifelong friend on Thursday, went to the funeral mass today. He may not have been blood related but he was very much my brother. He was a firefighter and had done some EMT work for a few years as well. I knew him since I was 8 and he was 9, he passed away at the young age of 26. I miss him greatly

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IwantmyCountryback 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sorry for your loss. Hopefully you can find peace from good memories of shared times with your friend. A good way to honor his memory is to do something to keep his service to the community alive. Don’t lose heart, things will get better.

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concealedaces 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks for the kind words. Of all the people to attend the funeral other than his mom and one other mutual friend, I knew him best. The thing I knew he'd want me to do is be myself and live the best life I possibly can. He wasn't too big on changing people, but rather encouraging them to be their best self. Perhaps this knowledge is what left me with a quite calm and tearless experience at his funeral.

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IwantmyCountryback 3 points ago +3 / -0

We are always left devastated when they are so young when they pass. So many moments of their lives unrealized. I’m listening to the dad that lost his daughter, Meadow, during the Parkland shooting at the RNC. So much sorrow in this world. You sound as though you are on your way to healing. God bless you.

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johnrambo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry buddy, hang in there. Try to remember the good times, not that they're not here anymore.

So far away, Avenged 7 Fold is a great song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ry4cx6HfY

Nothing More is also an incredible band with great music.

Music soothes my soul.

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0nDaFence 13 points ago +13 / -0

What the fuck are they feeding him!?

Must be Goya Beans.

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Whimpy13 6 points ago +6 / -0

3 scoops!

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PantsJihad 13 points ago +14 / -1

The first Primarch!

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MAGAForeverF 4 points ago +5 / -1

Emperor of Man

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RenaissanceOfHope 9 points ago +9 / -0

Barron deserves his privacy, space to be normal, the ability to explore his interests, and to remain safe. The Trumps are good parents so he is being well taken care of.

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Pepedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's taller than Eric now

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Crucial8GB 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait until he starts putting on weight. Vince McMahon has a spot for him.

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ArdentGrasshopper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tallest US President?

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trainbyday 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hes starting to look more like his dad everyday. I hope Barron is going to be a quarterback or basketball player. How angry would they be if Barron Trump will become the next Michael Jordan of the NBA

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physicscat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hate the left, liberals, and the media for making this kid go through hell. The vitriol thrown at his father AND his mother is pure evil. I've never seen a First Lady attacked like she is. In almost every picture I see of him, he's not smiling.

Fuck the press.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember vividly when Hillary and Chelsea were there. They were both savaged constantly. One deserved it, the other was just a homely kid with buck teeth and really bad hair.

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physicscat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary and her HillaryCare, cattle futures, savings and loan and TravelGate deserved it. She's a psychopath.

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MisterBishop1942 5 points ago +5 / -0

ABSOLUTE UNIT

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Nightbringer33 2 points ago +2 / -0

HELL YEAH BROTHER!

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V_exodus 4 points ago +4 / -0

How angry would you be about the constant hatred directed towards your parents. It cannot be emotionally easy being Barron Trump but thank God his parents are communicative with him.

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tomkat2104 4 points ago +4 / -0

HES THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!

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madamaw 4 points ago +4 / -0

I took one look at him and can see he's had enough of the fucking bullshit.

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johnrambo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm guessing this was from Robert's funeral. Sad.

My favorite picture of Trump is him and Barron on election night 2016 when he stopped to fix his tie. I can hear Trump telling Barron "We left nothing on the table, and no matter how this goes we can still be proud of what we did." I'm not sure that that's what he said, but in my mind it is.

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Staatssicherheit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don Jr is 6'3 right? Barron must be around 6'7?

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Kanbesto 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Don Jr is 6'3", Barron is 7 feet tall. Look at that height difference. The height difference is as stark as between DTJ and Kimberly.

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Marshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I'd guess. Shooting up early doesn't always mean they end up that much taller. He may not get more than an inch or two taller as he fills out,

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TrailerTrashKilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have spent time with Don Jr we are the same height/build, l am 6'1,l think Barron is closer to 6'4.

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thehacker4channel 3 points ago +3 / -0

Baron looks like he could kill people with his bare hands.

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Pepedom 8 points ago +8 / -0

with his stare, actually

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BecauseYoudBeInJail 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I must break you"

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Jsmitty112 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit! He’d stuff All those NBA cucks! “Get that shit outta here!!”

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Jack_Burton 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to think of him as Harrison Bergeron, but with a different ending.

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww....you stole the reference I was going to make!

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Herecomedatpresident 3 points ago +4 / -1

Honestly I'm a little scared for him. That's approaching freak tall.

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Smubbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hopefully he’s healthy

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Scroon 1 point ago +1 / -0

You mean demi-god tall.

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philnmdg 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a time traveler too

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freedom_bigly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus H what are they feeding that kid.

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BananaWizard 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he had a gf his age it would visually look like pedophilia. What are 14 year old girls height like 4 foot 6?

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FakeNametag 2 points ago +2 / -0

My daughter is on the short side and is 5'1. But probably not many over 5'7 at that age

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was about 5'5" at 14. Girls grow tall before boys.

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is our Captain America

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TrailerTrashKilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a aside did they ever reveal what treatment Kimberly used for her China Flu??There she is a short time after being infected in close contact with the President/direct family/leaders of Government etc & chapel full of the elderly, they must be totally confident in what ever it was.

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's been long enough, even without HCQ.

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ComeysPrisonWallet 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barron just got ten feet taller!

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monk_of_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

The fuck is chef Rush feeding that kid?!

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milpede0306 2 points ago +2 / -0

shoot, he ain't skipping no meals. that boy eating good

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JamesBond007 2 points ago +2 / -0

They must be feeding him Magic Goya Beans

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LordJudgement18 2 points ago +2 / -0

damn what they feeding that kid. if he worked out he'd be yuge.

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Nimblenavigator1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Once he starts to bulk up, that kid is going to pull stronger than a black hole!

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RedneckQuartermaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

My knees where killing me during my growth spurt and I only grew 5 inches over 1.5 years. This guy probably has another little bit to go before he tops out.

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jiujiujiu 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the next Luka Doncic

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streakybacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait til he starts hitting the gym.

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Arwyn3x 2 points ago +2 / -0

it is difficult to be that tall when young.

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

After they scatter Hollyweird to the wind, I vote him to be the protagonist Vision who is the real brains behind the Avengers. Nothing against the Berniebro Paul Bettany.

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