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EntilZha 163 points ago +167 / -4

At work today in our morning meeting one of the contractors was wearing a shirt with "Safty First" on the sleeve. It's not the first time he's worn it, it causes me emotional trauma each time he wears it.

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jimmycrack 83 points ago +83 / -0

you don't like being Saft?

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Hckyhillbilly 75 points ago +75 / -0

Right, you can never be two carful.

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Crazyteeth 30 points ago +30 / -0

why make hay over a misspelled bale? yall are a bunch of racist hay-o-phobes

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Skogin 27 points ago +27 / -0

Honor-bale: it’s like an honor guard, but bale.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think it was supposed to say "honorbald". The E is right above the D. Typo.

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FigureEightShun 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's not very Christian of you. You must be off your Equilibrium.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +8 / -1

I would say the libs misspelled this in person but tbh they really are prob that stupid 🤷🏼‍♂️

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OpinionOfTheGrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Many years ago while at a credit union we would post signs announcing the "Public Sale" of vehicles. Large signs were posted all over the Motorola Plants on 52nd Street, Scottsdale, and Mesa. Imagine our embarassment when the person drawing the signs LEFT the L out of Public.

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rootGoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, I’ve only managed to be one carful.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 4 points ago +5 / -1

20 hippies in the old VW bug is the record carful, I think .. and that sure as fuck ain't saft.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂

You guys never fail to make me laff

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meals23 10 points ago +10 / -0

SAFT!

can you dig it?

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jimmycrack 6 points ago +6 / -0

CAAANNNN YOOOUUU DIIIIIGGG IIITTTT!!?

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Strategerium 5 points ago +5 / -0

Who's cat that won't cop out, with OSHA violations all about?

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Labyrinth9000 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's "OSHA Voilations" mate

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user6395 2 points ago +2 / -0

Saft is actually a highly respected battery brand. Look it up. Folks don't hear of Saft unless they work in aviation or outer space stuff. Heh.

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

you talking bout Saft? shut your mouth!

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El_Magarino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Salt. Salty First.

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YourTendiesWillBurn 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that like when you repent your sinful wickedness and come to Jesus?

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Mr.GoodWrench 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jimmy you just make me ....crack-up. Thanks!!!!!

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jimmycrack 2 points ago +2 / -0

hahahahahah cheers!

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 40 points ago +40 / -0

I went to the grocery store and the butcher had a "I hate this mask" mask on and a wounded warriors hat on. So that made my day.

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Friendly_B 35 points ago +35 / -0

There's a guy in my leftie town who sells ammo and he wears a mask which says "this mask is as worthless as our Governor."

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sometimes its the little things, right? Just knowing they are out there helps.

This was a big black dude also, not that his color matters but given the current environment it was refreshing.

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thisguy883 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want to get one that says, "This mask is as worthless as Democrats", then watch people REEEEEEE around me.

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FiveDogs 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Democrat mask” It sucks and blows.

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Friendly_B 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be enjoyable but I can't get past the fact that so many liberals are being red pilled right now. The liberals are pulling away from the leftists around me and they're opening up to me about it. I'd like to budge that along and continue the isolated affect of the leftists on themselves.

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TonsOfSalt 21 points ago +21 / -0

We are reaching 3rd world levels of ridicule...

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A1waysLurk1ing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mass mental illness needs to be dealt with. Lead is a cure, so I've heard.

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JesusMaga 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, nobody has even mentioned shafty fist yet

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ptrbtr 11 points ago +11 / -0

As a contractor, as an electrician and I&C tech I was given many a free shirt/jacket/hats, you name it. About 25% had misspellings. I never gave a shit about it, it was free and if it bugged the management to the point of asking I'd just tell them the truth, if it's free, it's me and it came from your plant! (When it comes to anything not gobermint associated).

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Betty2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Diversity hire made the signs.