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ShiffsDeadHooker 6 points ago +6 / -0

The curly parsley sprig of the GOP.

The non-dairy creamer the barista puts into your coffee instead of sweet cream.

The $100 flight voucher United gives you when your flight to Barbados is cancelled at the last minute.

The chick who catfished you hard with 10-year-old bikini pictures and you meet up for your first "date" and she's got Hillary, Bernie, and Biden stickers on her car, an extra 50 lbs, and kinda smells.