The non-dairy creamer the barista puts into your coffee instead of sweet cream.
The $100 flight voucher United gives you when your flight to Barbados is cancelled at the last minute.
The chick who catfished you hard with 10-year-old bikini pictures and you meet up for your first "date" and she's got Hillary, Bernie, and Biden stickers on her car, an extra 50 lbs, and kinda smells.
The curly parsley sprig of the GOP.
The non-dairy creamer the barista puts into your coffee instead of sweet cream.
The $100 flight voucher United gives you when your flight to Barbados is cancelled at the last minute.
The chick who catfished you hard with 10-year-old bikini pictures and you meet up for your first "date" and she's got Hillary, Bernie, and Biden stickers on her car, an extra 50 lbs, and kinda smells.