Preferably by not having to take the census, obviously. I'm only in this shit-hole town for a few more years and I don't want them getting federal funds based on me being here now.
If I just keep ignoring them, will they stop? Is there something I can tell them?
Tell them you don't live there and are air bnbing. That the place has no local resident.
Damn, that’s slick. I like that...!!!
If you don’t take it, then they will ask your neighbors. Just tell them that you did NOT live there on April first and that you took it at your other house. If you didn’t live there on April first you are not supposed to take it there. Tell them that or write it on a note on your door. They won’t stop until you do. Or worse they will ask your neighbors to guess and write that answer down.
Just how much in federal funds do you think your shit-hole town gets because of you?
even $0.01 is too much.
I just don't answer the door. Glass door. They see me. I just tell them to go away and turn off porch light. I don't care if they ask the neighbors. You're from the government? Not answering the door. They may catch me at some point but I'm not obligated to speak. I wish i knew some obscure language. Klingon. Elvish.
Family history buff here. Please just answer the questions, at least the "short form" questions. If you got randomized to the longer version, it's more reasonable to balk. People's interest in and knowledge of the history of our nation is greatly enriched by the availability of detailed census information for previous generations. The effect you could have on federal funds allocation is miniscule to nonexistent. As the leftists try to erase our real history and replace it with their phony narrative, we should appreciate the importance of leaving records that reflect reality, which will be accessible to future generations.