😂😂 Brian Stelter was quoted by AP daring us to give him worse nicknames than Hannity or Tucker. 😂😂 Patriots please oblige the simp.
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Adam Schiff's Sperm Bsnk ?
I was thinking.....Big Mike's Cock Holster.
Big Mike's Cock Holster Bar and Grill and Casino - with your special host, Brian Stelter doing the midnight show with RuPaul.
The fact that he just called himself a "eunuch" on television is great.
Brian "Biden's Cock Hol" Stelter
I have seen him referred to as Tater and am partial to that.
How about The Vienna Choir Boy Of CNN though?
Yes....Mr Potato Head
Actually I think of both Stelter and his boss Zucker as Penis-Heads.
But Pudge-Nugget also works.
Meh let’s leave Ron White out of this.
I think there is room for a "Tater" and a "Tater Salad"
Tater Stelter.... I like it!
Brain Stuttering
Or.... Brian Splitroast?
Helter Stelter
Fat gay fuck!
Scumbag Piece of Shit
Brian "Pork Jowels" Stelter
Here is the AP article on the knob goblin. Quote at the end. https://apnews.com/49b6afc41a47e1c6491ccf78884f3213
His fat ass just might be the bridge in a Don Lemon/Anderson Cooper, Eiffel Tower.
I can't even look at captions with a picture of him without reading it in Mark Dice tone
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Squealer
If you don't get the reference:
The pig who spreads Napoleon’s propaganda among the other animals. Squealer justifies the pigs’ monopolization of resources and spreads false statistics pointing to the farm’s success. Orwell uses Squealer to explore the ways in which those in power often use rhetoric and language to twist the truth and gain and maintain social and political control.
Read an in-depth analysis of Squealer.
It fits on 3 levels
Updoot for squealer
Lmfao. Yes it does! 😂
Brain Stalling
Brain Dead Stelter
He looks like an anthropomorphized buttplug.
CNN Employee
Flabby vampire chick
Brain Cancer
Mama’s Girl
Manopause
Wiping Problems
Trans Fat
😂 trans-fat 😂
The gay sausage
🤢🤮 Don Lemon agrees. 🤢🤮
Does he have on pink eye liner?
Pedes and pedettes, I submit to you the following for consideration:
😂😂👌 how about a combo.... Erectile dysfunction lunchbox.....
https://i.maga.host/ra5ovnS.png
Sister foreskin
Or Don Lemon’s skin flute player.
😂😂😂😂
Did he really wear his makeup like that on TV?
"Too old and fat for Joe Biden"
He looks like a pork chop
Stelter is the worst name you call anyone.
He's already got one? Tucker calls him the Eunich, that's probably the best one.
He is a physical copy of Vareys from GoT.....but stupid
😂
Helter Stelter the Braindead Clown
Brian Stuttering
Because he can’t satisfy both Don “easy peasy” Lemon “squeezy” and Anderson Cooper at the same time without it.
Turdlet
"George Costanza" - from Dan Bongino.
smilly slyme
The single sad last dying branch of his family tree.
'Member how South Park made Snooki look? Do that for this little garden gnome
Pedophile. He’s got pizza in his closet. I guarantee it.
Pizza parties AND hot dog parties for that knob goblin
tuttty fruity,, Fluffy !! Subway !! Pizza !! Pasta !!
Tater Tot
Mr. Potato Body
Fluffy
Fluffer
Chunks McGee
Roundee
Fluffer-nut
Butterball
Buttermilk
Curvy
Soymilk
Soyboy
SoyKing
Pitchy
Beta Brian
And, of course, Sac-o-shit
It’s just too easy. I wish he would put himself up to the roastme sub. Those boys are savage.
Pudgy Porpoise
The Flopopposition
Floater
brian 'cum in my bum' stelter