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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE (i.maga.host) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by IncredibleMrE1 ago by IncredibleMrE1 +5294 / -1
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ncstaterepted 69 points ago +71 / -2

Excellent comment

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ncstaterepted 33 points ago +34 / -1

Did you just assume xir's deer-kin quasigender?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 47 points ago +49 / -2

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-privilege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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rossiFan 8 points ago +9 / -1

Speaking of aliens... they aren't coming, are they? This is 100% on us.

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ncstaterepted 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIGH ENERGY MOCKERY!!!!!

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This comment is going places. GJ bruvnah

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B4OPENSPACE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you do this off the top of your head? Could sing to We didn't start the fire by Billie Joel - You have modernized the language (some stuff hasn't changed thoug)
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

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Hangemh1gh 14 points ago +14 / -0

D'oh!

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't ray me, bro

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T10166 7 points ago +7 / -0

Me, a name, I call myself. I fucking hate you for this....

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Xir, a xe, an amorphous xe

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IllusionOfChoice 9 points ago +9 / -0

.

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Patriot76 9 points ago +9 / -0

Absolutely, I love this place. I deleted my Reddit account months ago after they declared war on us.

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