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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE (i.maga.host) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by IncredibleMrE1 ago by IncredibleMrE1 +5294 / -1
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ncstaterepted 33 points ago +34 / -1

Did you just assume xir's deer-kin quasigender?

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IncredibleMrE1 [S] 47 points ago +49 / -2

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-privilege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.

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rossiFan 8 points ago +9 / -1

Speaking of aliens... they aren't coming, are they? This is 100% on us.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fake aliens are coming.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they may actually try this. Good ole' project bluebeam shit. Definitely will if Nov makes them losers ... well, they already were, but y'know.

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ncstaterepted 3 points ago +3 / -0

HIGH ENERGY MOCKERY!!!!!

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SilverStarApple 3 points ago +3 / -0

You know what's really high energy?

Realizing the Joggers don't actually belong in America.

They say they hate it here, but they still live here. Because they want free stuff from us. They'll never stop being thieves.

If every unemployed Jogger was sent home, it would leave all the good ones behind. And crime rates would plummet!

Because as we all know, despite only making up 13%...

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

That deck contains more than its share of Jokers

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ncstaterepted 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's more like 6%, and you can get even more granular. Though the women and elderly do aid and abet.

Joggers know they have it better here than anywhere else. But (((Disney))) has them convinced that, on their own accord, they would all be royalty in Wakanda.

I've offered so many FB friends a free 1-way ticket to any black, brown, or muslim majority country, on the condition that they never come back. NOBODY has ever taken me up on it!!!

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FreeJack2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

This comment is going places. GJ bruvnah

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B4OPENSPACE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you do this off the top of your head? Could sing to We didn't start the fire by Billie Joel - You have modernized the language (some stuff hasn't changed thoug)
Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan "Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

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Hangemh1gh 14 points ago +14 / -0

D'oh!

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slangin_paint 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don't ray me, bro