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reallybadmanners 504 points ago +507 / -3

They see me rollln’ , they hatin’

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UndercoverSpez 294 points ago +294 / -0

You have been banned from Reddit

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MustBeTrump 155 points ago +156 / -1

Fuck u/spez

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HyperCarbs 71 points ago +72 / -1

Is the offer to come over and fuck his wife still open?

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deleted 81 points ago +86 / -5
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tombombadil 44 points ago +44 / -0

Yup. BLM is foaming at the mouth to get this guy on a stage in a wheelchair so that he can tell “his truth”

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MrBlack 41 points ago +41 / -0

" ladies, gentlemen, all the genders in between, I dindu nuffin!"

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Kekception 20 points ago +20 / -0

Fellow trauma nurse. This is the truth. I worked my ass off saving a kid who was shot fucking around with police (by kid I mean 18 years old). We saved this kid.... year later sure as shit he came back as a trauma again. Fucking around got shot in the head trying to steal an Xbox. Legit... dumb fuck got a new lease on life cost over 500k in medical bills saving his ass the first time. Then He gets shot in the head over an Xbox. Get the fuck outta here. Brother died later that week in a similar instance involving gang violence. (Black on black crime).... sad, but police are the problem. Not the black on black crime

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Shesaidwhat79 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow you are right. Could you imagine being the nurse having to take care of his bowel program. That would be a major bummer.

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joelfarm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you for that bit of comforting news. Yeah, I’d hate to be a White person around him!

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sagebrushfire 17 points ago +17 / -0

And then everyone clapped.

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Labaladeplata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if he did that, none of those little shits would listen.

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Shesaidwhat79 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that is a true statement.

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ZakkaZ 25 points ago +25 / -0

No more raping for him

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

yay for pos-loaded bug chasers! where is the rusty wire bottle brush?

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minotaurbeach 3 points ago +3 / -0

I checked, it is really him, and Not his wife on the other side of that glory hole.

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MustBeTrump 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm not done with her yet, I'll get him to clean her up and send her your way.

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ZacPetkanas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is the offer to come over and fuck his wife still open?

I mean, if you're into bestiality, go for it.

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ZeroDeltaTango 10 points ago +13 / -3

Yes but at this point Reddit and spez are living rent free in your minds

Months go by where I never even THINK of reddit, it's awesome

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MustBeTrump 10 points ago +11 / -1

No, the guy was literally called Spez so I made the comment.

Don't think there's anything wrong with being concious about Reddit and their lefty bullshit, I like to know my enemy and keep up with the current narratives, makes memes easier to produce and laugh at.

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +6 / -0

Steve Huffman the pedophile?

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Space_Force 5 points ago +5 / -0

Steve Huffman the cannibal?

I know, Steve Huffman the PEDOVORE!

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 10 points ago +10 / -0

Reddit is a bastion of free speech and integrity.

Source: Username.

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Mona1950 16 points ago +16 / -0

Is he going to get a gold wheelchair?

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FlimboFlongins 9 points ago +9 / -0

He gets a Colostomy Bag, and you will get to see his Golden Urine when he fills the other bag. As close to gold as he's gonna get.

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Mona1950 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn't they provide Georgie with nice gold coffin.

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FlimboFlongins 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, but now the Budget dun run out. So here's a piss bag. Organizing Riots and shuttling Rioters around is expensive!

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MAGAmillionairess 3 points ago +3 / -0

My sides dammnit. I’m so glad we are on here can speak freely.

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't it refreshing? I love this place more every day.

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based_trekkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO NO NO!!!!

KEK <--- THIS SON OF A BITCH! (infinity) KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK ( Zero )

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bellcurvestrikesback 22 points ago +22 / -0

Patrollin they caught me now my legs be feelin hurty

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FRENS 248 points ago +249 / -1

His raping days are over.

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PropagandaWizard1984 55 points ago +55 / -0

u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT DOUBLE BRICKS!

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WallBot 43 points ago +43 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169838 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.92084507042% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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rooftoptendie 28 points ago +28 / -0

holy fuckballs, we have a functioning brickbot again. every time I leave for a week or two something happens!

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WallBot 18 points ago +18 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169842 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.92140845070% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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muy_libre 10 points ago +10 / -0

The wall just got 10 FEET TALLER

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WallBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

TEN BRICKS?!?! THIS FINE PATRIOT WILL BE TAKING HOME A SHOPPING CART OF BRICKS! DUMP THEM IN THE CART, BOYS!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169855 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.92323943662% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

But wait...can we still get quad bricks??

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bellcurvestrikesback 21 points ago +22 / -1

Upstanding gent like him could always apply for mall santa

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ZeroDeltaTango 15 points ago +16 / -1

Upstanding gent

LOL

I see what you did there

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Redditcensorsyouandi 20 points ago +20 / -0

Sometimes justice is served just as it should be.

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NomadicKrow 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's a convicted rapist? I haven't heard much about this jogger.

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hotdogsforsale 9 points ago +9 / -0

Read elsewhere that charge is used for when a minor is involved, so add pedorast to this jogger's CV too.

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elleand202 6 points ago +6 / -0

He won't be jogging anymore.

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GenericInsult 177 points ago +178 / -1

Play stupid games, win paralysis.

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BladderBeerPoopin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Gets to chair the committee.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 30 points ago +30 / -0

Rolls everything over to next week’s meeting.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 16 points ago +16 / -0

He'll be wheelin' and dealin'.

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gets to chair the committee

OH GEEZE... I feel guilty for laughing at that one... kinda

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GenericInsult 6 points ago +6 / -0

...

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BladderBeerPoopin 7 points ago +8 / -1

Its a result of poor police marksmanship.

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malthrax 6 points ago +6 / -0

right? fucking point blank and the all he got is bum legs.

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SeeFreeDJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

They teach you to aim for center mass. It's hard to get more centered than the spinal cord.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 111 points ago +112 / -1

Womp womp.

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God_Emperor_of_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dear diary,

The wheelchair is racist.

--Jim Acosta.

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leing15 3 points ago +3 / -0

Falling off his wheelchair because one of his pockets will be too heavy when filled with the money he'll get from the lawsuit against the police department.

Who cares if he's a criminal who resisted arrest, attacked the cops, didn't follow police instructions, reportedly had a knife, and could have been (maybe was) reaching into the car to get a gun (which he was known to have brandished at people before)? The cops should have waited to see if he'd turn around from his car and kill one of them before they shot him.

The only thing that matters is that Blake is black, which gives him a license to be a criminal and not be arrested for his crimes. When is the police going to learn that, if a BLACK person doesn't want to be arrested for crimes he/she committed, they are supposed to leave he/she alone?

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Shitposter69 103 points ago +103 / -0

I bet he'll be mad when someone steals his wheel and leaves him on bricks.

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PropagandaWizard1984 23 points ago +23 / -0

u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT DOUBLE BRICKS!

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WallBot 17 points ago +17 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169840 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.92112676056% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh shit wall bot is back!?!

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Hunterscrackbaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT TRIPLE BRICKS!

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WallBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

TRIPLE BRICKS! THIS PATRIOT IS GONNA NEED A BASKET TO CARRY ALL THOSE BRICKS!

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 169845 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.92183098592% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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Shitposter69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao well played. I forgot about wallbot.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then sets it on fire in the name of BLM.

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skatestraight 18 points ago +18 / -0

He still jogs in his dreams

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0
  • jogging: right out
  • raping: flat out
  • drive-by jogging and raping: in
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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 25 points ago +25 / -0

I saw southpark, the only true crips are born that way. Now pass me the marshmallows and ginger ale. Like, come on.

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Hammerhawk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think its better to be crippled at birth or in an accident?

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Both is best

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MondayCoupleIsDead 55 points ago +55 / -0

Oh no! That sucks!

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Covfefe_Baby 44 points ago +44 / -0

Maybe now he won't rape 15 yr olds!

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Chesteraarthur2 41 points ago +41 / -0

I guarantee you he's not paralyzed. This is his lawyer trying to make the most hay out of the shooting.

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DenKon_Zenith 21 points ago +22 / -1

If his lawyer truly wanted to make it worse, he would have brought a pillow with him to the hospital.

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BladderBeerPoopin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Who's biting it?

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InTheArmsOfThePepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Michael Obama would like a word...

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MAGAmillionairess 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ben Crump is a superior race pimp. The press conference today was an absolute disgusting joke. The “Blake” family (with 40 different last names) was hostile towards reporters.

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Chesteraarthur2 8 points ago +8 / -0

https://www.foxnews.com/us/kenosha-jacob-blake-family-police-lawsuit

Now it's "going to take a miracle" for him to walk. He's 100% setting this up to make the injury look as bad as possible. Book it.

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bellcurvestrikesback 3 points ago +3 / -0

This

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ICreampieCamgirls 34 points ago +34 / -0

"I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!"

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BladderBeerPoopin 10 points ago +10 / -0

Jesus.... Lol. Ramps would only escalate the situation!

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malthrax 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ramps

escalate

boo... :D

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GivingThemThe_D 4 points ago +4 / -0

crowd laughs hysterically

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Facebooks 25 points ago +26 / -1

And the media is lapping it up hoping to cause more race riots, stop playing this trash on national tv

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Kweebecker 15 points ago +15 / -0

Of course not. That isn't going to start a race riot that kills dozens of innocents at the minimum. News stations know this, they feed off it. And should be held accountable when it happens.

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MedPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

President Trump should pass an executive order allowing property owners and violence victims to sue MSM for their part in exacerbating the riots. If gun manufacturers can be sued, the MSM should be able to be sued.

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TheSJWHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

They pause the video right before it shows what unfolds because “the rest is disturbing”.

They consider the truth to be “disturbing”, the fucking cocksuckers.

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WestCoastG 1 point ago +1 / -0

What other footage is available?

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 19 points ago +19 / -0

I love these feel good stories!

Too bad he's gonna get a shady ambulance chaser and get paid!

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 2 points ago +2 / -0

He already hired that Crump lawyer.

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JbizzyG 16 points ago +16 / -0

How can he go jogging now?

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MythArcana 15 points ago +15 / -0

I guess that means his rapey days are over.

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grndmrshlgando 13 points ago +13 / -0

good.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 11 points ago +11 / -0

He should be disqualified from SSI

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Droford 3 points ago +3 / -0

He won't need SSI after he's done with lawsuits

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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would give anything to be on the jury.

"Our offer is... nothing. Not even to cover the costs of the lawsuit."

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Reserati 2 points ago +2 / -0

His go fund me will reach 8 figures.

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MedPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Netflix - We only budgeted for 7 figures

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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don’t know why but this scene comes to mind

https://youtu.be/vi-bH-2YrZY

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TRUMP420KUSH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Need to watch that movie again!

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spezisacuckold 10 points ago +10 / -0

Good! Dindu thoroughly deserves it.

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tree_sloth4 8 points ago +8 / -0

This isn't good. My dad always told me that if you NEED to shoot someone, you better make sure they die. Nothing looks more sympathetic to a jury than a wheelchair bound "victim."

His image will be plastered everywhere in the media putting a living face to perceived police brutality.

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elleand202 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its also cheaper to pay out for wrongful death than to pay for a lifetime's worth of medical bills.

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TacosForTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

He can prolly sell his jogging shoes for medical bills now tho!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I’m gonna have to take a stand against this one

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HillarysBeaverMunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think you should just run with it.

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes life comes and sweeps the legs out from under you.

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why am I soft in the middle now, while the rest of my life is so hard....?

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Dudemanfoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And they were reporting it like it was all bad news!!!

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FlamingButBased 7 points ago +7 / -0

Error 1776. Sympathy not found.

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godaddy42 6 points ago +6 / -0

wonderful news for all americans

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Jolo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great, now we gotta pay for the rest of his shit life. Headshot.

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Hangemh1gh 6 points ago +6 / -0

I hope he has a colostomy bag. Its funny to think about a rolling pile of shit, shitting in a bag!

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know. That should be pushed hard and heavy. Doesn't fit their bullshit narrative. Fuck all these assholes off all races killed by cops. Justified more than 95% of the time.

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Joaniev9 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sooo since this Jogger had a warrant for felony rape, is he going to jail once released from the hospital? 🤨🧐

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Dimocrat_Lies 2 points ago +2 / -0

Straight to NASA

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JimRaynor 6 points ago +6 / -0

No more jogging for this doctor engineer

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DonaldTrump2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now who's getting pushed around! 😂

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

But but but "muh too soon!"

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zoober_floober 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

I care not one tiny, itty bit shit about that asshole.

He made his choice, and he paid the price.

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Grillervative 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now it's fuck him, and the chair he wheeled in on.

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coyote_777 5 points ago +5 / -0

He put his own damn self in that situation, when a police officer tells you to stop, you better stop.

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Nikola_S1 2 points ago +2 / -0

He complied long-term.

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Shakakka99 5 points ago +5 / -0

I CAN'T LEAVE

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

You win!

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eupraxia128 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even though he can't walk, he's still a jogger in his soul.

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7ftTallBarronTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s not the electric chair but it’s a step in the right direction. Kill all rapists

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Eluetheria 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guess you could say he got Waisted

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TheironToaster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. This is not a time for fucking with police officers they are all on edge because the communities they work in have it out for them. They never know when someone is going to try and kill them for proforming their jobs.

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Wrexxis780 4 points ago +4 / -0

So wait... he isn't even an "armed black man killed by police?"

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its amazing how the braindead liberals will still defend a man who refuses to drop his weapon when the police are yelling at him to do so.

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Maga_Gator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Next place he robs better have a ramp.

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fambly lawyer presser airing now. I called it before the jogger was even out of surgery - Ben Crump Esq. Dude got more money than Davy Crockett by now.

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