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GenericInsult 177 points ago +178 / -1

Play stupid games, win paralysis.

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BladderBeerPoopin 55 points ago +55 / -0

Gets to chair the committee.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 30 points ago +30 / -0

Rolls everything over to next week’s meeting.

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Donarudo_Taranpu 16 points ago +16 / -0

He'll be wheelin' and dealin'.

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Rainman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Gets to chair the committee

OH GEEZE... I feel guilty for laughing at that one... kinda

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GenericInsult 6 points ago +6 / -0

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BladderBeerPoopin 7 points ago +8 / -1

Its a result of poor police marksmanship.

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malthrax 6 points ago +6 / -0

right? fucking point blank and the all he got is bum legs.

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SeeFreeDJ 5 points ago +5 / -0

They teach you to aim for center mass. It's hard to get more centered than the spinal cord.