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Spotted over Portland, just last night. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by A1waysLurk1ing ago by A1waysLurk1ing +4277 / -0
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Formerlurker92 107 points ago +107 / -0

Hes the savior we need, but not the one we deserve

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CaptainChrisPBacon 13 points ago +13 / -0

Best Comment All Week.

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tomkat2104 8 points ago +8 / -0

A Don Knight

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Mashiki 4 points ago +4 / -0

They'll hate him, deride him, insult him, claim he's every evil known to man. But he'll be there, waiting for the call and to help those in need.

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itsokaytobereggie 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is exactly how I’ve been thinking of him.

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CovefefeREEEE 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Holy zombies! We can't let brain dead Biden buffalo the voters, Trumpman." - Robin, probably.

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MAK90 35 points ago +35 / -0

Dozens of 911 calls go unanswered every night. Kate Brown you piece of shit call in the National Guard.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 12 points ago +12 / -0

If you really want your jimmies rustled, look at Wheelers Twitter.

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MAK90 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh I've seen it. They only care about their agenda. It's why gun sales are setting records.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve reached out to a few groups out here and am looking to contact a few lawyers about this. It’s not about the money, it’s about the principle.

Also my wife and I scooped up a bunch of parts, reloading precursors, tools. This is insane.

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MAK90 6 points ago +6 / -0

There should be a class action lawsuit against the governor, if legally possible. People are calling 911 and basically told to fuck off because all the PPB is busy with the mostly peaceful rioters. The NG would fix this and they know it. I'm just fucking pissed rn.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh same. It’s absolute bullshit. I’m just glad I’m armed and with a good supply of ammunition in the event shit goes hot in my neighborhood.

And don’t even get me started on unemployment. My wife was laid off in April. They owe her around $4k in back pay as their system claims she checked, “I was not capable of performing the work...” when we have screenshots and photos showing that she did not check that. This was during the issue with their systems changing peoples answers before the head of unemployment was forced to resign. Mailed it in with the corrections form and they finally got back to her 2 weeks ago with how they will investigate it but it might take 12 weeks to look into. Luckily we have money and are fine but still that’s $4k.

Now Ted claims he wants to start taking down the Proud Boys and counter protestors of BLM/Antifa...

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Long_time_lurker 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much more can those people endure before someone goes full Heemeyer on the mayor?

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is long-established case law. The police/emergency services cannot be sued for refusing to help you when you call 911.

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MAK90 5 points ago +5 / -0

Figures. This is why I have armed myself.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could you sue the city or commissioners for creating dangerous conditions through their actions? Betting that would be a long shot, but short of an electoral miracle or a well-armed group literally dragging the city's politicians by their ankles, I don't see much hope Portland electing people willing to do their fucking jobs.

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ModernKnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not sure if this has ever been tried in the past. This might be a viable way forward for legal action against some of the city's leaders.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pray for us few pedes that are inside the city limits.

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FLatinoKAG 22 points ago +22 / -0

I'll donate to a welder / equipment rental pede that wants to make that happen.

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WhitePowerRanger 17 points ago +17 / -0

Hello I am a welder/equipment rental pede that would like to make this happen =)

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JanetMerai 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where's the MAGA Ranger? :D

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WhitePowerRanger 7 points ago +7 / -0

In the White House buddy!!

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JanetMerai 3 points ago +4 / -1

Good to know! I always wondered what was under that disguise lol

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Long_time_lurker 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL, we should have a bunch of people make spotlights like this and shine them wherever lefties can get triggered.

Bonus points if you can get it onto the news :D

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Hunterscrackbaby 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am a so. Or pede who is willing to drive up to help make this happen

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DankoJones84 18 points ago +19 / -1

nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah TRUMP MAN

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CMDRConanAAnderson 16 points ago +16 / -0

Don Wayne has a nice ring to it.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +3 / -0

Donald Wang is better.

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catbertz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dong Wang waits patiently

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Useful_Vidiots 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I am Dong Wang! And all your base are belong to us!"

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HeavyVetting 10 points ago +10 / -0

The politicians are doing nothing about the violence... the people turn to their hero to save them from the criminals.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or they can grow balls and take legal action like Ohio is doing. Maybe they stop goading Trump like a Soros shill and demand NG be brought in to stop the protests.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 8 points ago +8 / -0

We need some direct intervention from GEOTUS.

Ted Wheeler is now pushing the Oregon Cares Fund - which takes funding from the CARES Act and gives it, in the form of cash grants, to only those who are black...

Seriously, it’s only for those who are black. Asians, Hispanics, Whites, etc are all not eligible. There are still close to 1/3 of unemployment claims for the state left unprocessed.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 8 points ago +8 / -0

Should be the National Guard emblem that the state hasn't used adequately. Maybe Oregon should follow what Ohio is doing. It's called take legal action and unseat the local leaders.

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Trump4a3rdTerm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously laughed out loud.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Got quite the chuckle out of me as well!

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LesAnanasNeParlePas 7 points ago +7 / -0

trump HAS to win!

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Mrsattorney 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy unprovoked destructive riots, Trumpman, send in the Guard!

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Pau1F01ey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shall we send in the Arkham Knight’s Militia?

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Mrsattorney 4 points ago +4 / -0

BAM! POW! KAPOW!

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Useful_Vidiots 7 points ago +7 / -0

His arch enemy... 'The Sniffer'!

https://imgur.com/a/PuOVV6H

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Pau1F01ey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sniffle me this, Trump man!

Edit: Stupid autocorrect

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catbertz 7 points ago +7 / -0

*waits for someone to mention Melania in a cat suit 😽

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AppalachianTactical 6 points ago +6 / -0

My god we need to make this happen and then put them over all cities with riots.

It will be such a clever message and clear to normies that there will be no arguing with it.

Please someone with money and skills make this happen.

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WhitePowerRanger 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haters will say it’s fake

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DZP1 5 points ago +5 / -0

THAT explains why Biden has green hair and clown makeup.

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ChrisSuperDude 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the enemies of America were Batman villains, Biden wouldn't be Joker, he'd be "The Diddler".

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DZP1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ties in pretty well with why Joe grappled with Robin and felt him up during the battle.

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RumDrummer 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is too funny! I just watched Batman and Batman returns over the weekend and I realized something, the bad guy plans are always the same. There were a lot of similarities between the joker, the penguin, pelosi, schumer. Seriously, their plans are very similar.

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xelalieNeilAlex 3 points ago +3 / -0

and recent movies like Joker are branding criminals as the true heroes (of the oppressed, marginalized, mentally ill)

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Smubbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does this mean it’s time to roll pedes?

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Danny Elfman has some bangers

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LooseCannon 4 points ago +4 / -0

THE BEACON IS LIT!!

PORTLAND CALLS FOR AID!!!!

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JanetMerai 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been watching the skies my entire life, how did I miss this!? :P

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YourMamma57 3 points ago +3 / -0

STOLE IT POSTED IT EVERYWHERE Thanks for the brilliant meme

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JirkaBedr 3 points ago +3 / -0

Geotus to the rescue.

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CollinsportJunkie 3 points ago +3 / -0

A group of Pedes need to get together and do this! Once Antifa are close to finding one, turn it off and then turn another one on in a different part of the city. They'll be running around like rats in a maze! 😁😁😈

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

i would chip in if we could make this happen

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DefeatSoros 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Don Knight rises

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PineAppleMan247 3 points ago +3 / -0

A watchful guardian, a silent protector,

The MAGA Knight...

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LastconservativeNY 2 points ago +2 / -0

God bless this man

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xelalieNeilAlex 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reeeeeeee signal

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10dragonslutpheonix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nobody cared who he was until he wouldn't wear the mask

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davidmode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na na na na na na na na Orange Maaaaaan!

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Peacefulprotesters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I heard this same sign was seen over Wisconsin last night.... just rumors tho

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S-55 1 point ago +1 / -0

The night is always darkest before the Don.

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now we just need someone to put President Trump's head over Robert's in the new "The Batman" trailer for maximum triggering effect.

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