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Discount_Lion_Safari 166 points ago +166 / -0

Can't you shoot people for stealing at night in TX?

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PoohClimbsTrees 123 points ago +123 / -0

Yes, it is actually part of the LTC training. (Concealed Carry License)

Texas statutes say that you can, if you act reasonably, use deadly force against someone committing a theft during the nighttime.

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Barbs 88 points ago +88 / -0

Well, you just can’t use bait. You have to give them a sporting chance.

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SuperDuperHypersonic 45 points ago +45 / -0

The most dangerous game

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Bragg 28 points ago +28 / -0

What about throwing a MAGA Hat on the lawn?

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MrSir 18 points ago +18 / -0

Thats DNR territory.

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T-Bear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can confirm. TPW has regs against baiting baiting migratory birds...

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Cyer6 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because lefties will say "that's not fair!"

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HIGH_ENERGY_MEMES 2 points ago +2 / -0

So leaving a social security check visable would be a no-no?

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MrBlack 28 points ago +28 / -0

Yes, what if I set a blind up in a tree and use NVG's, that seems pretty reasonable.

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travistd6789 9 points ago +9 / -0

kek

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MrBlack 4 points ago +4 / -0

If it works for hogs it should work for these fucks.

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TGNX 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Hello, police?" BLAM

"Someone just tried to steal a sign off my lawn."

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PITPatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Someone just tried to steal my aluminum!

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Super_Duper_Wall 11 points ago +11 / -0

AND (most Importantly) “I WAS IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. SEND POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A SHOOTING!” Click...I need a lawyer.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's reasonable to shoot communists.

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Er_hast_mich 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Reasonable" in law is usually tied to the negligence definition of "the standard of care that a reasonably prudent person would observe under a given set of circumstances."

But I don't know what the specific statue says or if that's the same definition Texas uses in criminal law.

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El-Duderino 8 points ago +8 / -0

That standard of care quote basically means it's up to the jury.

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Belgian_Rofl 7 points ago +7 / -0

There is NO PRESUMPTION OF REASONABLENESS WHEN DEFENDING PROPERTY

Presumption of reasonableness applies in the case when they were a direct threat to your well being and you used a adequate amount of force to stop them, e.g. self defense

What this means is that you still have to meet the reasonableness standard, but the jury will be the ultimate arbiter of reasonableness of conduct, not as iron clad as presumption of reasonableness.

Texas law penal code 9.41(b):

(a) A person in lawful possession of land or tangible, movable property is justified in using force against another when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is immediately necessary to prevent or terminate the other's trespass on the land or unlawful interference with the property.

(b) A person unlawfully dispossessed of land or tangible, movable property by another is justified in using force against the other when and to the degree the actor reasonably believes the force is immediately necessary to reenter the land or recover the property if the actor uses the force immediately or in fresh pursuit after the dispossession and:

(1) the actor reasonably believes the other had no claim of right when he dispossessed the actor;  or

(2) the other accomplished the dispossession by using force, threat, or fraud against the actor.

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whoscout 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is nighttime anywhere ok? "Officer, it was nighttime in Honolulu."

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is for those times when you’re not at home! 😉

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InterloperKO 6 points ago +6 / -0

In that case, I choose copper clad ammo. Shooting intensifies for running off with my copper

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Patriot76 4 points ago +4 / -0

Based Fucking Texas

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TheTexan 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you catch them. You can shoot them for stealing during the day. Weasels tend to do this shit when you are asleep. They don't work for a living

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_ADS_ 89 points ago +89 / -0

I'd glue the sign to a piece of aluminum plate. No doubt about stealing aluminum then.

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Bogey 62 points ago +62 / -0

The spirit of the law is definitely in stealing metal stock. Foil can be considered trivial by most DAs and they may decline. If they steal metal stock tied to it, you can argue in good faith they stole the metal (which has a minor but still noticable value).

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

Smart!

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Johnkimble111 19 points ago +19 / -0

Could you use some old copper pipe as the legs for supporting the sign?

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AnonByTheLake 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or copper pipe

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d_bokk 74 points ago +74 / -0

Pretty sure this law was meant to stop people from stealing pipes and railways for scrap, not aluminum foil. However you can use cheap aluminum/bronze/copper/brass pipes to hold up your sign and when they steal that it's a felony.

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Barbs 37 points ago +37 / -0

Back when copper prices were skyrocketing during the early 2000s, copper signal wire theft was a pretty big deal for the Union Pacific railroad here in California. People would steal a couple thousand feet at a time, burn off the insulation, and scrap it.

In fact it was the first time I had ever seen actual railroad police officers, when they were in our town investigating. I knew they existed, I had just never seen one in person. They didn’t look like somebody you’d want to mess with.

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powershellder 17 points ago +17 / -0

Get out of here, Dad.

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RyanT282 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like this.

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TrumpWillWin 12 points ago +12 / -0

I worked as a contractor for a major railroad, spent many a time in the elevators with Railroad Police. They have more jurisdiction and powers than people think.

And yes, being in an elevator with 5 or more of them when they are fully geared up and carrying is a bit intimidating lol.

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TheNotSoEvilEngineer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, crap like that made me jump for joy when photos surface of idiots who die trying to steal wire.

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

This means you got to have people make signs of of soda cans.

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Swampy 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nope. Order it from mcmaster carr

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schiff_for_brains 0 points ago +1 / -1

They have everything.

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

You may be right! I agree there are plenty of easy and inexpensive ways to go about this.

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Long_time_lurker 6 points ago +6 / -0

Problem will be getting a DA to charge this, especially with Soros buying them off.

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Refugee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might start seeing a lot of Trump signs set on copper plumbing pipe soon 🤣

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Update; You may be right. I asked my attorney friend about this, and he said that materials intended for food or beverage (I.e. aluminum foil or soda cans) would probably not be considered aluminum in the legal sense. However, aluminum rebar or something typically used as a building or trade material would make for a strong case.

But I think this creativity is what we need. Go look up your state’s theft statutes, look at the weird little criteria under the felony charges, and share. Make them pay!

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TEXinLA 27 points ago +28 / -1

Secure it in place with rat traps. Good cheap fun.

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 26 points ago +28 / -2

Fun? Yes, but booby trapping is of dubious legality and opens you up to civil litigation.

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Libertas1776 16 points ago +17 / -1

You could argue that you put them there as decoration.

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Barbs 19 points ago +19 / -0

To keep pigeons from roosting on your sign.

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TEXinLA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Fine. Post a notice that stealing the MAGA sign is theft and that it will be painful to the thief.

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biorito 12 points ago +12 / -0

Acceptable "traps" are those used to deter animals, such as anti-bird gel or electric wires (the kind you use on cattle fences, not the 220V kind).

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MemeWarVeteran69 6 points ago +7 / -1

Bird B gone

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Brucesky420 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rats have been a problem chewing my signs mr judge

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

*And of course have a security camera aimed at the sign

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mellestal 4 points ago +4 / -0

And post it here.

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CyclopticErotica 16 points ago +16 / -0

Needs to be an expensive sign or a convincing bill of sale.

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NoTimeToBleed 18 points ago +18 / -0

https://www.buildasign.com/aluminum-signs

"Starting at $25!"

Also, based in Austin.

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ekos640 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is some 57D Backgammon right here 👌

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Pede 10 points ago +10 / -0

There are aluminum Trump signs to make the felony more credible.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love it

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Greengumby2 7 points ago +7 / -0

The police around our neighborhood wouldn't do anything. They don't care about theft or destruction of property even if you know who did it. Or if you don't know and they find out they won't tell you who it was.

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Sumsuch 6 points ago +6 / -0

Real life isn't a video game my dudes.

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dthb4communism 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s if the prosecutor doesn’t drop charges... good luck with that!

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doubledown11s 4 points ago +4 / -0

Forget that, BRONZE TRUMP 2020 yard signs, anyone?

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ShitComment 4 points ago +4 / -0

Have your sign cast in bronze.

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covfefe2525 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's superb!

These laws are usually something weird like "cannot ride an alligator between 9pm and 6am", but this is excellent!

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remember1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

will this actually work

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rattle_snake_master 3 points ago +3 / -0

Better yet, make Trump signs out of those metals and really bait them

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stuff like baby formula? Yup. But not metal theft!

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Malahidael 3 points ago +3 / -0

GENIUS!

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51cab 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't the stand for the sign aluminum? Already got it.

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

Those stands are generally steel.

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51cab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotcha. Makes sense.

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Rattler1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

Id love to see that court case. Lol.

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AdamBomb 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to make some solid aluminum Trump signs STAT!

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Spotlight 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is truly fantastic Pede. I lovve this place.

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The_RedWolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

It wouldn’t fly but A for effort

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe I should start making Trump Signs in the fashion of bug zappers.

I mean whats 50,000 volts of electricity for grabbing something you're not suppose to steal?

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do bug zappers work on basement-dwelling, tendies-sucking, Libtards? Asking for a fren.

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

May I suggest blaring RIPT 90 day fitness 24/7 and replacing everything in the room with workout memorbilia of Chuck Norris, a tredmill, a stationary bike for a chair and Total gym for his bed.

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, if I get rid of the treadmill, where am I going to hang all my unfolded laundry? Think McFly!

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MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

You put that shit away.

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MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

C'mon man! That's like a whole new... well uh, you know the thing! You're a dog faced pony soldier!

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AndrewJackson1Alpha 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit awesome. And yes, trespassers in TX can be shot.

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Camel-Toe-Harris 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah, those little loopholes. I’d rather just hook a 220 volt line up to it.

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BigIgloo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Someone needs to sell MAGA signs with copper wire as the frame!

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HiddenDekuScrub 1 point ago +1 / -0

Talk about a random law. Not the first of its kind by any means though...

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basedbrickpusher 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could also glue 10 pigheads to the back. Will also repel any muzzies stalking in the night

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Registered 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not just put a price tag of $20,001 on it?

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's use subsection B and put some Trump 2020 signs on some headstones.

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Touser 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean sure but rather set it up with barbed wire in the back or a 120v electric shock.

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SimPilot -8 points ago +2 / -10

Now you need to hide 2,500 dollars worth of aluminium in that sign. :rolls eyes thought back of my head:

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nmipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Re-read (F) again, very very slowly. You missed two important words.

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SimPilot 1 point ago +4 / -3

Yeah, but intent of that law is not stealing wallmart aluminum roll on a sign.

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Nimblenavigator1 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Items (B) through (F) are not predicated on (A)