2852 Texas ‘pedes: glue a layer of aluminum foil to the back of your MAGA yard sign. Normally a misdemeanor, but under Texas law, stealing aluminum is a State Jail Felony. 180 days - 2 years in jail, and a fine of up to $10,000! (media.patriots.win) posted 233 days ago by Nimblenavigator1 233 days ago by Nimblenavigator1 +2852 / -0 115 comments share 115 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (115) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ -8 ▼ – SimPilot -8 points 233 days ago +2 / -10 Now you need to hide 2,500 dollars worth of aluminium in that sign. :rolls eyes thought back of my head: permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – nmipede 8 points 233 days ago +8 / -0 Re-read (F) again, very very slowly. You missed two important words. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – SimPilot 1 point 233 days ago +4 / -3 Yeah, but intent of that law is not stealing wallmart aluminum roll on a sign. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Nimblenavigator1 [S] 7 points 233 days ago +7 / -0 Items (B) through (F) are not predicated on (A) permalink parent save report block reply
Now you need to hide 2,500 dollars worth of aluminium in that sign. :rolls eyes thought back of my head:
Re-read (F) again, very very slowly. You missed two important words.
Yeah, but intent of that law is not stealing wallmart aluminum roll on a sign.
Items (B) through (F) are not predicated on (A)