2852 Texas ‘pedes: glue a layer of aluminum foil to the back of your MAGA yard sign. Normally a misdemeanor, but under Texas law, stealing aluminum is a State Jail Felony. 180 days - 2 years in jail, and a fine of up to $10,000! (media.patriots.win) posted 233 days ago by Nimblenavigator1 233 days ago by Nimblenavigator1 +2852 / -0 115 comments share 115 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (115) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 22 ▼ – TGNX 22 points 233 days ago +22 / -0 "Hello, police?" BLAM "Someone just tried to steal a sign off my lawn." permalink save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – PITPatriot 18 points 233 days ago +18 / -0 Someone just tried to steal my aluminum! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Super_Duper_Wall 11 points 233 days ago +11 / -0 AND (most Importantly) “I WAS IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. SEND POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A SHOOTING!” Click...I need a lawyer. permalink parent save report block reply
"Hello, police?" BLAM
"Someone just tried to steal a sign off my lawn."
Someone just tried to steal my aluminum!
AND (most Importantly) “I WAS IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE. SEND POLICE AND AN AMBULANCE BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A SHOOTING!” Click...I need a lawyer.