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Texas ‘pedes: glue a layer of aluminum foil to the back of your MAGA yard sign. Normally a misdemeanor, but under Texas law, stealing aluminum is a State Jail Felony. 180 days - 2 years in jail, and a fine of up to $10,000! (media.patriots.win)
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– MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe I should start making Trump Signs in the fashion of bug zappers.

I mean whats 50,000 volts of electricity for grabbing something you're not suppose to steal?

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– MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do bug zappers work on basement-dwelling, tendies-sucking, Libtards? Asking for a fren.

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– MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

May I suggest blaring RIPT 90 day fitness 24/7 and replacing everything in the room with workout memorbilia of Chuck Norris, a tredmill, a stationary bike for a chair and Total gym for his bed.

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– MAGASquatch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dude, if I get rid of the treadmill, where am I going to hang all my unfolded laundry? Think McFly!

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– MAGA_MEXICAN_CHILI 1 point ago +1 / -0

You put that shit away.

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