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Red37 16 points ago +16 / -0

The real reason they do this is to have a 1st ammendent protection for abortion. By labeling it a religious procedure they hope to get 1st amendment protections. Thus abortion becomes a protected part of the constitution.

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DaoDeDickinson 12 points ago +12 / -0

Meanwhile John Roberts won't let us go to church.

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TwistedChemical 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was a photographer for them once. All they did was yell at the sky and step on an action figure of Jesus and blame him for their problems. It was ridiculous

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

They also have unbaptisms using hairdryers. All in good fun.

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TwistedChemical 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s what it was lol, an unbaptism.

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DBallsandJScrotes [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

It’s a stickied AMA, which, although unlikely, would be hilarious if fake.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha gay

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Bramble 2 points ago +4 / -2

The satanic temple aren't actually satanists. They're more anti religious group that uses religious guise to promote silly things. They're more like the flying spaghetti monster

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Skaush 1 point ago +3 / -2

Sure but how do you think satan has infiltrated the minds and hearts of so many people? By convincing them he doesn’t exist.

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PinochetIsMyHero -2 points ago +1 / -3

Because, umm, he doesn't exist?

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PremiumCracker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Klaus, hol mir den Flammenwerfer...

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PinochetIsMyHero 2 points ago +2 / -0

"It werfs flammen."

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