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TendiesHitTheFloor 128 points ago +128 / -0

What a legend

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 66 points ago +66 / -0

Kids balls has their own gravitational pull

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JamesBond007 29 points ago +29 / -0

Rich Golden Balls paid by CNN

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AlphaNathan 30 points ago +30 / -0

This kid MAGAs

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coffee_grdr 22 points ago +22 / -0

only thing better would have been if he subtly flashed a gold, blinged out rolex on his wrist...

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 23 points ago +23 / -0

He should also buy a yacht and name her "Thanks CNN"

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NancyDrewIQ 10 points ago +10 / -0

You made me LOL. We should have a Sandman.win full of nothing but ideas for how he could spend his money to stick it to CNN, the Washington Post, and every additional media outlet and celebrity who disparaged his character.

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

he should name her FAKE NEWS

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahahahaha fuck yeah!

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BELEIBIT 62 points ago +62 / -0

I LOVE THIS TIMELINE! My wife thinks I’m nuts because I screamed “HE DID IT! THE MADMAN DID IT! HE PUT ON THE HAT!”

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uvontheterrible 60 points ago +60 / -0

This young man is going places.

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FlatulentChimp 35 points ago +35 / -0

How incredible the odds for a person to be thrust into a situation like that? How more incredible the odds for it to be a person of strong enough character to stand up to this challenge? You're the shit, Nick Sandman!

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BigAmericanParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

First stop, to the bank.

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SirTalksAlot 54 points ago +54 / -0

“Finish him!” - Enters Sandman with MAGA hat

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SirTalksAlot 11 points ago +12 / -1

I heard the tune in my head while reading your lyrics, this needs to be a MAGA cover song/music video

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SirTalksAlot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve got a background in voiceovers and have the gear, with enough raspiness to possibly handle the task. I’m sure there are instrumentals out there already so may not need to re record the musical side

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NancyDrewIQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope Alyssa Milano was screaming.

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Sumarongi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just her three aborted babies

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magaman4000 46 points ago +46 / -0

HIGHEST PAID CNN EMPLOYEE

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Gwoz8881 30 points ago +30 / -0

Anyone have a link of his speech? I’m unable to watch it currently

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I_LUV_WINNING [S] 50 points ago +50 / -0

https://streamable.com/copmca Enjoy! Young Man knocked it Clear out of The Park!!! Nick did a Great Job!

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OMBOMB 10 points ago +10 / -0

TY, pede. My always-reliable cable died during Nick's speech.

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Gwoz8881 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks pede! Nick might be a future president

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ImperialxWarlord 4 points ago +4 / -0

You’re doing God’s work!

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JKillen 4 points ago +4 / -0

The thing that hit me was when he recounted a family friend's advice:

Never do anything to embarrass your family, your school, or your community.

Basically the opposite of what the left does.

Values

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marvinthehaggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

I noticed that as well.

What was once so commonly stated and understood, sounded like words from outer space.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a badass!

I've also noticed a subtle power move. He has his red tie in a "full Windsor" knot, i.e a large fat knot, which is what Trump usually has. Young people with a tie usually go for the "4 in hand" knot because it's the easiest to make, but it looks skinny and puny. The "full Windsor" knot is the one of the big boss.

Awesome attention to details.

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just noticed that big dick Dragon MAGA energy knot too sir

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JimJordansJacket 26 points ago +27 / -1

Imagine the wailing and gnashing of teeth in the CNN studios...

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

They would in that den of sin and depravity

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Zinc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget the torn garments!

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AntsCamera 24 points ago +24 / -0

What is sad is that this kid would just be a good kid living a boring life, yet he was thrust into the spotlight for no fault of his own.

He was literally minding his own business and was thrusted through a horrible experience.,he became our hero.

He has more poise and class than most middle aged adults I know. I admire his character a lot, it gives me faith in our younger generation, all we see are the college retards, never young men like this.

God bless Nick and his family, who hit a fucking homerun with this gentleman.

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Shalomtoyou 7 points ago +7 / -0

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think of Joseph from Genesis:

"You planned this for evil but the Lord planned it for good."

Fuck you Satan.

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Picador_20 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm surprised Elizabeth Warren didn't invite the shit-stirring old drummer guy to her pow wow with the authentic Natives at the Democratic convention last week.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pow Wow Chow in the Green Room?

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WeinerLapTop 3 points ago +3 / -0

Blue crab isnt in season :(

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Farage_massage 14 points ago +14 / -0

How rich is this kid?

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AlphaNathan 23 points ago +23 / -0

He makes about 250 million dollars per minute.

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America_No_1 20 points ago +21 / -1

Never work again levels of rich. Still not enough to pay for the normal life he was robbed of, IMO.

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booga 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll be honest, I would take the scrutiny for 80 million. Yeah he got robbed of a normal life, but he no longer has to worry about money either.

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America_No_1 10 points ago +10 / -0

I won't disagree with you because everyone is different. But worrying about money is a part of a normal life for most that can build character and make you appreciate it more for when you have it. Also, as I've gotten older anonymity becomes priceless. I might have craved fame as a younger man, but as an older man I feel sorry for people with it. With that said, he can definitely go on to have a very rewarding life and become a force of nature for the Republican and MAGA agenda...but a normal life was robbed and for someone like me I enjoy a normal life. But to each their own.

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Justhalftheshaft 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck I would take a hundred grand to be that famous and tell the left to fuck off at that age.

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Furaffinitydotnet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except that he wasn't famous initially. They set out to ruin his life, get him attacked in public, and ruin his chances at college.

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I_LUV_WINNING [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, it is a testament to how good life can be if you MAGA and are a genuine good person and want to be a good citizen of this great country. There is no secret sauce to being successful in America, just dont be a loser, get off the couch and do something for yourself and your community.

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

CNN is paying for his grandkids grandkids house

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fingerofkek 10 points ago +10 / -0

“The full war machine of the main stream media went into attack mode”

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TheNewRepublic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hahahah CNN HAS TO PLAY THE VID...FULL CIRCLE OF DO MY BIDDING!

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Capitalism always wins.

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mr_meatball_disaster 7 points ago +7 / -0

He did the thing!

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AbelsRevenge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Super Chad move.

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LurkNoMore 6 points ago +6 / -0

And that stolen valor drum beater is crying through his las remaining tooth watching this kid become a hero.

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MAGAguitar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boys to MAGA

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h203h 5 points ago +5 / -0

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

NICK "THE TRUTH" SANDMAAAAAAN!!!

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Dev404 5 points ago +5 / -0

You deserve every dollar and every compliment after what the Democrats tried to do to you.

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WJKovax 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was waiting for him to put on his hat. Both of my kids cheered!

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WeinerLapTop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes.meme.jpeg

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Prehistoric_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nick killed it! I’m so happy for this kid, and impressed with him.

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

He did a great job.

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Shalomtoyou 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are they? I don't have twitter....

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DemsHaveNoHomeHere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek

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Onemanwolfpack 3 points ago +3 / -0

The smirk when you sue Jeff Bezos and win

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BarronTheb1o1a1t 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the best

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BoJo 3 points ago +3 / -0

"That smile. That damn smile."

Jeff Bezos, 2020

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wanted him to break the fourth wall and just smirk the entire length of the interview

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Mad_Maximo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, I only saw the CNN goober tantrum. Were there more?

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JimboForDonald 2 points ago +2 / -0

The salt must flow

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ImperialxWarlord 2 points ago +2 / -0

A real mad lad

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wakadon 2 points ago +2 / -0

he should have hired metallica to play him in with all the cnn money.

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JohnWickParabellum 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know him and "The Expert" hung out after.

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RachetQueen2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!!! He expressed what every normal American that loves this country feels! Thank you Nick!!

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Sususu 1 point ago +4 / -3

Reminder that these people are NOT 🚫 liberals, they are LEFTISTS ☭, there is a HUGE🙌 difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlIjMJBSnRE

Another good video on why you shouldn't enable leftist doublespeak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-58HoTHWQk

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MAGADUDE 3 points ago +4 / -1

They're fucking liberals and they haven't changed since the 60s.. F'n dope smoking hippies.

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Sususu 0 points ago +1 / -1

They're fucking liberals

They aren't, stop believing leftists propaganda.

Watch the videos and inform yourself reading about what liberalism really is.

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Choppermagic 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe wants to sniff him really bad

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DilbertsBeforeSwine -6 points ago +1 / -7

I don't think that hat is made in America. At least, it's not the one on the Trump website, and I've never seen one off of the Trump website that's made in America.

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RONIN808 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well if he got it from some street vendor it could be a knock-off, but I wouldn't blame him for holding on to it for sentimental value at this point haha.

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DilbertsBeforeSwine 3 points ago +3 / -0

My bad. I forgot to consider that it was the same hat he wore.