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six5_SMK 57 points ago +57 / -0

akshually burning the flag, kneeling and rioting are the ultimate forms of patriotism according to the dnc.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 25 points ago +25 / -0

I will drown myself in patriotism before I ever let an antifa/blm fag tell me what I can and cannot do! USA!

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LoveMy2Saints 13 points ago +13 / -0

Its absolutely disgusting!

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Kweebecker 5 points ago +5 / -0

While 100% true, there is a way to go about it.You digest food in your stomach, but that doesn't make someone gorily punching a burger into your torso "eating".

Burning the flag for disposal is a funeral pyre, not a bonfire party.

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Deathlessly 26 points ago +26 / -0

Democrat:

You mean, those jugs sometimes come with something other than cum?

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CharethCutestory 5 points ago +5 / -0

*piss

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ICreampieCamgirls 19 points ago +19 / -0

Stay hydrated!

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LookFatty 6 points ago +6 / -0

User name checks out...??

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YUNG_GUAC 14 points ago +14 / -0

America, Fuck Yeah! Intensifies

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edxzxz 12 points ago +12 / -0

And somehow, I am convinced she's still thirsty for more!

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user6395 11 points ago +11 / -0

Remember folks, don't take it too seriously. You can kill yourself by drinking too much water. The medical folks would know about this. Everything in moderation.

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GoldenEagle1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Heard plenty of stories about folks in the army becoming overhydrated. Sometimes by simply forgetfulness other times they do some stupid water drinking competition.

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Kweebecker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everything in moderation, including moderation. Chug that freedom!

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corntortilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

No problem. Just relable the jugs Liberal Tears, and drink up. Can’t over dose on those.

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NuclearDreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sure its an excellent meme.

But I have to ask, what the hell is the reason for this photo existing in the first place?

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Kweebecker 9 points ago +9 / -0

In order to be paid as a stock photo model, you usually need to submit a picture that hasn't already been submitted in a general sense. Core stock photo ideas have already all been done. They have a huge number of "Guy on phone looks out window". You could carefully break down how the angle of looking at a business document and your facial expression make it a unique photo to add to the catelog, OR you could just be batshit insane and roll the dice no one has had the same insanity as you. "What do you mean someone already submitted a picture of a male on a banana phone in a pumpkin field being mugged by a scarecrow?"

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AdamSmith1776 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit! Someone already did the Banana phone scarecrow?! Dammit.

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GibsonDawg 8 points ago +8 / -0

Stock photos can be very bizarre.

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emonoob 7 points ago +7 / -0

molly

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Cuzyoudbeinjail 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drink up pedes!

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Ebbie8708 8 points ago +8 / -0

I legit have 5 water bottles at my desk to drink before I go to bed!!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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PhilMcKankles 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gotta stay hydrated

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Peacefulprotesters 7 points ago +7 / -0

This convention is so fucking inspiring

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fun Fact: You can die from drinking too much water at once because it depletes the electrolytes that your nervous system needs to function.

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AdamSmith1776 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

But you can never die from too much MAGA.

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corntortilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

So drink liberal tears instead. Plenty of electrolytes.

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TrainMissingBrakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hydro Homies unite!

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wanderingUlysses 3 points ago +3 / -0

WaterNibbas👺

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KAGALOSAURUS 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m sitting here mainlining freedom!

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lets use reusable bottles though

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wanderingUlysses 2 points ago +2 / -0

I literally use a reusable gallon water bottle that is high grade plastic and it came with a laundry list of chemicals it does not contain, such as BPA. Feels good man.

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NonyaDB 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm mainlining 'Murica right now.

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hillaryprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that moonshine? You might need to take vitamin B12 with that.

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JohnBrennansACommie 4 points ago +4 / -0

TOO REAL

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TDAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

High-quality H2O!

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Grimaldus 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The future does not belong to globalists, it belongs to patriots" - GEOTUS Donald Trump in front the United Nations (globalist) Assembly. Absolute mad lad.

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Atsgaming 3 points ago +3 / -0

You ever wonder where stock images like this come from?

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Patriot76 3 points ago +3 / -0

When we daddy Trump says anything about America First and Made in the USA

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Thehumancentipede 3 points ago +4 / -1

How do you guys think things have gone so far?

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ArcanumAbsurdum 3 points ago +3 / -0

I never should have had all that atropine for breakfast.

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nobletanker81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hydrate or die.

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saco 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would like to know the story behind these kinds of stock photos.

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AdamSmith1776 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

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BeTransformed 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are the most attractive Adam Smith I've ever known!

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Valmitic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone have the original link for this image? Asking for a friend.

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KAG4Life2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, is America the bottle, or the water? I'm so confused...

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EpicPede 0 points ago +2 / -2

High speed high energy stickies right now. Let's goooo