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Edmond 35 points ago +35 / -0

Greenland is in play.

KEK

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Gwoz8881 21 points ago +21 / -0

Kek!

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 2 points ago +2 / -0

Praise almighty Kek!

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MartelHammer 25 points ago +25 / -0

Buy Greenland, annex the Moon

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Gwoz8881 20 points ago +20 / -0

Puerto Rico and Guam for Greenland

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MartelHammer 14 points ago +14 / -0

I love the idea of Danish Puerto Rico

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iPertinax 10 points ago +10 / -0

They do call it that.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nay!

16 more years!

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wanderingUlysses 9 points ago +9 / -0

That was hilarious. And honestly, the Dems had no problem when Franklin Roosevelt held office 4 terms in a row for 16 years!

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SNRNXS 12 points ago +12 / -0

Did they mention Greenland at the RNC tonight? I've been busy and didn't get a chance to see it.

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wuhan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would also like to know

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Taiwan is going to be the 51st state!

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

If Thailand is ever allowed to vote, it too will vote red.

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 6 points ago +6 / -0

I have to admit I didn't find out until a few months ago the map was a lie and greenland is actually pretty smol. South America is actually 9x bigger than it and Africa is 15x bigger than it, now compare them on that BS map lmao.

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TriathlonTodd3 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's a casualty of trying to project the surface of a spheroid onto a rectangle

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LeftiesAreTheRacists 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. But I think they could have taught us the distorted map in school.

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ModernKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did your school not have globes? We had globes in a few classrooms, mainly to show the problems of sphere/rectangle maps.

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I_Used_to_be_me 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's a pretty good 'to-scale' global map, for anyone interested (I'm kind of a map-nerd and have a collection of them, and globes, too... not sure why lol): https://www.newsweek.com/true-scale-map-world-shows-how-big-countries-really-are-1183386

Edit: here's another good one: https://www.indy100.com/article/map-earth-projection-mercator-gall-peters-authagraph-accuracy-area-globe-fold-7395716

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where can I learn more about this?

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CaliPede24601 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s right, fellow pedes, even California can be won! Believe it! But more importantly, VOTE! (In person!!)

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Canada is surrounded lol

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innit2winnit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Denmark wants the land in the arctic. It's better them than Russia or Canada.

If we can't get it, we need to make sure that Denmark does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrcG7DjL_eU

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Chronx 2 points ago +2 / -0

I still say #Wexit President Trump needs to buy Alberta (oil country in Canada) so on a map it will look like the US is giving the world the finger