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Leuraness 4 points ago +4 / -0

'There's cociane on my blonde leg hair.'

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Have we met before?"

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DickTick 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I asked that other nurse for apple juice an hour ago! Can't you guys get it together in here?!"

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seaside_dreams 2 points ago +2 / -0

When's the puddin' bein' served?

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can you say speak when your nomnoming on an unsuspecting ear?

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308win 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got more coke in my pocket.

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Are you the young lady they sent to exercise my pelvic floor muscles?"

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You look a lot older than 12, sweetie"

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Simon_Jester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey how you doin' lil' mama let me whisper in ya ear Tell ya somethin' that ya might like to hear Got a sexy ass body and ya ass look soft Mind if I touch it to see if it's soft

Ayy, bitch, wait til' you see my dick Wait til' you see my dick

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ED_WOOD 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Pay no attention to your mother, she likes to watch. Oh, wait... that's my sister!"