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TheOutlawPepeWales 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sung to the tune of Big Iron.

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Kamala_Harris 15 points ago +15 / -0

I read that in Marty Robbins' voice.

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CrossfireBoomerang 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was thinking more like “Devil Went Down to Georgia” ....

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plastic_Strawman 11 points ago +11 / -0

LMAO at "trannies overfed."

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shoobydoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Anyone else read this in Marty Robbins voice?

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Sneker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of course. Who else's voice could it be?

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Shalomtoyou 10 points ago +10 / -0

Time to play some more Fallout New Vegas.

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JD12 4 points ago +4 / -0

Could someone record this and let us sign along?

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Former_RM2 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you post it to youtube, make the video private so maybe youtube wont remove it. Post the link here.

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Donsabai 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can hear Johnny Cash singing that. It's a beautiful ode.

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BIG_TUNA 2 points ago +2 / -0

this is so amazing, so well written! BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIPPPP

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maddog_dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

My grandpa used to listen to Marty Robbins on 8-track in his '63 Olds. I loved Big Iron and El Paso. He also sang some great patriotic songs. Two great Americans, Marty and my grandpa.

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AlphaOmega 2 points ago +2 / -0

A ballad worthy of Davey Crockett.

Bravo!

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

That 400 pound 4Chan fella doesn't just hack all day, doesn't dox terrorists all day and doesn't call in airstrikes on ISIS all day.

Sometimes he'll let you see the sweet poet side of him

And then he'll post some lolli pr0n and call you a nogger or a jewrab loving nazi.

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Porkchop-express 1 point ago +1 / -0

Poetic justice

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gawd-emperor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow nice song

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

Epic!

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