DM: So you're bleeding and immobilized on the ground, what do you want to do?
Player: Umm...I call for a medic!
DM: Ok, you scream for a medic. Your pathetic wails fill the street as your own shock leaves you blissfully unaware of the irony of your own paramedic hat. You struggle with the pain while you wait for help, when suddenly, you feel two cold bony fingers slide around your neck and firmly grasp your shoulders.
Player: Oh fuck. Can I see what it is?
DM: It's behind you so you can't see it, but you can smell it. Your nostrils fill with the scent of baby oil mixed with a strange odor, like the pharmacy at Walgreens or a retirement home hallway.
Party: Fuck, it's a fucking Biden. I told you we should've long-rested so I could have my election fraud spell ready.
DM: The Biden pushes the tip of his nose deep into your hair and snnniiiiIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF. You feel your very innocence leaving you as he inspects you with his predatory olfactory system.
"Look fat, you're not a 8 year-old Tiefling. Did you take a drug test before this? Are you a junkie? HAHAHAHAHA," Biden cackles as he disappears back into his basement.
The experience scars your very existence. You permanently lose 2 max hit points and you take.....rolls dice.....4 points of psychic damage
Holy shit that is brutally... funny.
He loves what Biden's doing. Showing us all his O-face
Too spicy!
Needs big mikes weiner in his mouth.
I like to rub the hair on his bloody arm and watch it stand up.
I do. Biden is the gift that keeps on giving for the memesmiths
"I need a muh-mu-oh God I need a med-"
"Come on, man. You know the thing!"
I support it. Wholeheartedly
Top KEK
what came of that dude's wound btw?
I do.
I do.
Mui picante senor!
DM: So you're bleeding and immobilized on the ground, what do you want to do?
Player: Umm...I call for a medic!
DM: Ok, you scream for a medic. Your pathetic wails fill the street as your own shock leaves you blissfully unaware of the irony of your own paramedic hat. You struggle with the pain while you wait for help, when suddenly, you feel two cold bony fingers slide around your neck and firmly grasp your shoulders.
Player: Oh fuck. Can I see what it is?
DM: It's behind you so you can't see it, but you can smell it. Your nostrils fill with the scent of baby oil mixed with a strange odor, like the pharmacy at Walgreens or a retirement home hallway.
Party: Fuck, it's a fucking Biden. I told you we should've long-rested so I could have my election fraud spell ready.
DM: The Biden pushes the tip of his nose deep into your hair and snnniiiiIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF. You feel your very innocence leaving you as he inspects you with his predatory olfactory system.
"Look fat, you're not a 8 year-old Tiefling. Did you take a drug test before this? Are you a junkie? HAHAHAHAHA," Biden cackles as he disappears back into his basement.
The experience scars your very existence. You permanently lose 2 max hit points and you take.....rolls dice.....4 points of psychic damage
Well,, he did smell good.
Judging by this, it's not the smell of children Creepy Joe likes. He can smell FEAR! And he LOVES IT!
Sic Semper Tyrannis.
I guess joe is just attracted to The helpless
lol