To the town of Kenosha WI rode a teen one fine day. Hardly spoke to those around him didn't have to much to say. No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip (Big iron on his hiiiiip)
It was late in August when he rode into town, he came riding from a commie state, wouldn't be too long in town. "He's a vigilante loose and running" came a whisper from each lip and he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip (Big iron on his hiiiiiip)
In this town there lived a commie by the name of Dumb Ass Bitch. They tried to throw him from a copter and tie him to a hitch. He's a homo loose and running and his mother is a whore. He's a retarded commie cause he knows he'll never score (He knows he'll never score).
Now the kid he started talking made it plain to folks around. Was a communist hunter, wouldn't be too long in town. He came here to shoot some commies right in their Chinese heads. And he said it didn't matter, he wanted Dumb Ass Bitch Dead. (Dumb Ass Bitch deaaaaaaad)
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Dumb Ass Bitch. But the commie didn't worry, he'd call Soros in a pinch. All summer we've been rioting, the cities burned from the inside. The media will defend us, we will make it out alive (Make it out alllliiiiiiiiive)
In the riots in Kenosha the two of them would finally meet. The Kid and Dumb Ass Bitch both met out in the street. BLM was out burning, citizens held their breath. They knew that soon one of them would go on to meet their death. (Go to meet their deaaaaaath)
"Come on and shoot me jogga" Dumb Ass Bitch world say. And the swiftness of the kid is still talked about today. Dumb Ass Bitch gave his consent and Kenosha Kid obliged, at that moment Dumb Ass Bitch wouldn't make it home alive (make it home alllliiiiiiiiiivvvveee)
It was over in a moment, and the criminals gathered around. Right before them laid the body of a commie on the ground. He should have gone on home to mommy, and been made fun of on .win. But he decided to go out and get fucked by Kenosha Kid.
Kenosha, Kenosha, He decided to get fucked by the Kenosha Kid.
The Legend of Kenosha. All jokes asides, the kid is the perfect illustration of 2A. He literally disarmed a mob. The great equalizer.
Rhythmic Guitar riff in background
John Wicsonsin!!
To the town of Kenosha WI rode a teen one fine day. Hardly spoke to those around him didn't have to much to say. No one dared to ask his business no one dared to make a slip. The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip (Big iron on his hiiiiip)
It was late in August when he rode into town, he came riding from a commie state, wouldn't be too long in town. "He's a vigilante loose and running" came a whisper from each lip and he's here to do some business with the big iron on his hip (Big iron on his hiiiiiip)
In this town there lived a commie by the name of Dumb Ass Bitch. They tried to throw him from a copter and tie him to a hitch. He's a homo loose and running and his mother is a whore. He's a retarded commie cause he knows he'll never score (He knows he'll never score).
Now the kid he started talking made it plain to folks around. Was a communist hunter, wouldn't be too long in town. He came here to shoot some commies right in their Chinese heads. And he said it didn't matter, he wanted Dumb Ass Bitch Dead. (Dumb Ass Bitch deaaaaaaad)
Wasn't long before the story was relayed to Dumb Ass Bitch. But the commie didn't worry, he'd call Soros in a pinch. All summer we've been rioting, the cities burned from the inside. The media will defend us, we will make it out alive (Make it out alllliiiiiiiiive)
In the riots in Kenosha the two of them would finally meet. The Kid and Dumb Ass Bitch both met out in the street. BLM was out burning, citizens held their breath. They knew that soon one of them would go on to meet their death. (Go to meet their deaaaaaath)
"Come on and shoot me jogga" Dumb Ass Bitch world say. And the swiftness of the kid is still talked about today. Dumb Ass Bitch gave his consent and Kenosha Kid obliged, at that moment Dumb Ass Bitch wouldn't make it home alive (make it home alllliiiiiiiiiivvvveee)
It was over in a moment, and the criminals gathered around. Right before them laid the body of a commie on the ground. He should have gone on home to mommy, and been made fun of on .win. But he decided to go out and get fucked by Kenosha Kid.
Kenosha, Kenosha, He decided to get fucked by the Kenosha Kid.
🎵Bleeding out🎵 🎵In the street🎵 🎵The same old place🎵 🎵We burned last week🎵
🎵Not a thing to do-oo-oo🎵 🎵But chase down you-oo-oo🎵
🎵We're still riotin🎵 🎵In Wisconsin🎵 🎵We're not alt right!🎵 🎵We're not alt right!🎵
How long until Hulu pulls the episode where they go to see Ted Nugent live?
I'm surprised they haven't
A coyote howl is softly heard in the background...