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Muttsbitetoo 28 points ago +28 / -0

I used to hate the FBI. I still do but I used to.

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weebrian 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rice is great when you’re not real hungry, but still want to eat a couple thousand of something.

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UnwaveringDefiance 10 points ago +10 / -0

Escalators don’t break down, they just become stairs. “Sorry for the convenience”.

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Destineed369 4 points ago +4 / -0

I like club sandwiches but I don’t think I’m part of the Club. How do You feel about frilly toothpicks?