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rimper 248 points ago +248 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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4moreyears 107 points ago +107 / -0

This is hilarious 🤣

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Business-Socks [S] 125 points ago +126 / -1

HIS GOD DAMN STROKING ARM FELL OFF PRIVATE PEDE

HIS REACH AROUND CAREER IS OVER

IS SOMETHING FUNNY TO YOU PRIVATE PEDE

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trumpsallright 39 points ago +39 / -0

You talking about ABOG? Arm Blown Off Guy??

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TillaMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has to be ABOG. HBOG is only playing grab-ass now with Saint Peter. Or, more likely, with the other guy.

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FrankZappaSA 21 points ago +21 / -0

Underrated comment.

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FireannDireach 17 points ago +17 / -0

THIS IS MY RIFLE THIS IS MY GUN

SHOOTING YOUR ARM OFF IS SO HECKIN FUN

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Ryoten 15 points ago +15 / -0

Now choke yourself!!!

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Quietam_Unum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah, he'll just do it left-handed and it'll feel like someone else...

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BashAntiFasc 2 points ago +2 / -0

I tried that once... that someone else had no clue what the fuck was going on

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fumbl3 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMFG pede!

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Kekintosh2020 80 points ago +80 / -0

Imagine, their hardcore retarded paramilitary shock troops being wasted by a teenager, falling down ganged up on by the dozens. A fucking fresh faced kid, chopping em down. Wew lad.

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sometimescanbefunny 53 points ago +53 / -0

If they had any self-awareness, they might actually think "oh wait, if this boy did this much while being stuck on the ground, what would happen if we end up pissing off the millions of grizzled, jaded men who won't hesitate to glass us?"

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MustafaJones 11 points ago +11 / -0

If they had any self-awareness they wouldn’t be protesting for BLM, if they had any self-awareness they wouldn’t be Marxists. If they had any self-awareness they would realize they are being used for political purposes. But alas they don’t. They are so brainwashed they will go to the grave without questioning if what they are doing it right.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

My expectation is that these antifags won't be so excited to play badass out on the streets when they see their buddies get shot up. Getting shot takes all the fun out of Uncle Bernie's Summer Camp for Retarded Youth. They'll go home in droves once they see there's consequences for this shit.

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Kingarthas2 48 points ago +49 / -1

A fucking zoomer, god damn.

I wish he did some fortnite dance on top of the clowns, god damn.

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julianReyes 18 points ago +18 / -0

Based zoomers vs Gen Zed who would win

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Amaroq64 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish it were a 13 year old and he teabagged them and told them he fucked their mom.

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RepublicanRN 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just woke up my girlfriend who was sleeping because I burst out laughing thinking about your comment, haha 🤣

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa combat training...

https://youtu.be/3yxVAhAtExs

Explains a lot, huh?

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 60 points ago +60 / -0

Antifag members: Antifa has trained for this, gas masks, shields, frozen bottles, the cops can't stop us.

Random 17 year old: Hahaha fuck you

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rimper 38 points ago +38 / -0

Random 17 year old with a full-blown case of CHAD-19.

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fickelbra 14 points ago +14 / -0

Who would have thought the losers of our society that think they have no choice but to destroy it, suck at that too. Imagine failing in fucking America.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine failing in a country where the poorest of the poor have enough to be fat ass land whales.

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Notablitheringidiot 11 points ago +11 / -0

Maybe they’ll learn that citizens aren’t as restrained as police when it comes to defending their city.

Make militia great again!

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sunwolf87 13 points ago +13 / -0

'inhales deeply'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Jojobelle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Chat shit get banged !!! BLM

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Chad_Landlord 106 points ago +106 / -0

Styxhexxenhammer put it nicely

Not only was Kyle Rittenhouse justified, he's a hero who stood up against violent commie rioters and won. He's more a man than most of the Kenosha population and he's a fucking 17 year old.

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sometimescanbefunny 49 points ago +49 / -0

Imagine telling yourself from 2 years go that you'd see that quote from Styx and that Tim finally climbed down from the fence and went full-MAGA

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sometimescanbefunny 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm curious if there is any method to Tim's madness or if he's just gradually became redpilled. I've watched Tim for a very long time and it's interesting to have watched his slow transformation.

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Itype33 15 points ago +15 / -0

Eh, they're in the same boat I am. I'm really purely libertarian and would normally not vote for either a republican or Democrat. This year things have changed, Democrats have made it clear they're willing to let the country burn to the ground before accepting help from a republican president. That's a whole nother level of cruelty we haven't seen since the Democrats used the KKK to intimidate the south.

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The_New_Pope 7 points ago +7 / -0

Modern Republicans as a whole are total douchebags, they sabotaged Trump's mandate right from day 1. And that was when they ran the House and Senate...traitors.

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Itype33 2 points ago +3 / -1

He didn't have a mandate, Republicans only held 52 seats in the Senate and Democrats filibustered any bill of value.

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rooftoptendie 102 points ago +102 / -0

Lord forgive me, this is MFW all day today.

We are gonna come through for that kid.

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Jobu567 24 points ago +24 / -0

agreed.

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blubberdong 38 points ago +40 / -2

I'm ready to donate to the Kid's defense.

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Kornstalx 19 points ago +20 / -1

There's already some gofundme up but I doubt its legitimacy. Supposedly by his father but it looks shady so I'm not linking it. Few thousand dollars already.

edit: nevermind, GFM pulled it already.

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DeplorableCentipede 29 points ago +29 / -0

GoFundMe has pulled countless conservative funds.

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MustafaJones 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess they only fund violent criminals and drug addicts who attack police. There really needs to be an alternative service that’s not politically biased

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UpTrump 10 points ago +10 / -0

No funds allowed for this kid but millions for floyd and blake? wtf

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trumpsallright 14 points ago +16 / -2

I will donate to the DA bullet fund.

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Chick-fill-eh 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wait, how could this possibly happen in a blue city?

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DeplorableCentipede 10 points ago +12 / -2

Unless there’s a concerted effort to kill them all, killing one or two DAs will just make them into martyrs.

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TychoDurandal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Then we kill those who revere them as martyrs.

Shall we dance?

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DeplorableCentipede 4 points ago +5 / -1

That’s fine, but the point is it has to be a concerted effort. It can’t just be a few lone gunmen here and there.

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TychoDurandal 4 points ago +4 / -0

“Kill a commie” day!

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clearsighted 3 points ago +4 / -1

The DAs are just a symptom of the disease.

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Moviefone_Kramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

This couldn't be more wrong. They are literally the aristocracy in power that uses tyranny carte blanche.

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zvvx 62 points ago +62 / -0

This reporting is insane: https://apnews.com/97a0700564fb52d7f664d8de22066f88

Two people were killed Tuesday night and a third was wounded in an attack apparently carried out by a young white man who was caught on cellphone video opening fire in the middle of the street with a semi-automatic rifle.

There is literally a video of the event, how can the freaking AP report this garbage? I truly hope more people are woke to the reality of the lying press.

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DeplorableCentipede 18 points ago +18 / -0

Remember that all the major news outlets get their reporting from AP.

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Amaroq64 11 points ago +11 / -0

Even Fox News reported it like that today. I was on break at work and they have Fox on the TV, and they reported it basically just like that, and said there's a manhunt on for the killer.

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NotInFormation 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good old Mockingbird.

"Two people were shot to death during another night of Black Lives Matter protests in Kenosha in a possible vigilante attack carried out by a young white man who was caught on cellphone video opening fire in the middle of the street with a semi-automatic rifle." -- WILX.com

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weedwizard420 47 points ago +47 / -0

that even looks like Kyle The Kenosha Kid

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deplorable-d00d 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but imagine if this was California, the kid would be dead. No pistol grips, featureless only, unless you happened to be stupid enough to register your "Assault Weapon".

He wouldn't have been able to recover on the ground and defend himself by shooting like that without a pistol grip.

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HighEmergy 20 points ago +21 / -1

...Kyle The Kenosha Kid

KKK

WHITE SUPREMACY

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Kingarthas2 6 points ago +6 / -0

muffled "Enjoy yourself" playing in the distance

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Jack_Dupp 10 points ago +10 / -0

Amazing nickname: Kenosha Kyle.

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churnbutterhere 44 points ago +45 / -1

Excellent. I mean, seriously. Just excellent.

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panama_sucks 30 points ago +30 / -0

10/10 meme

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jc99ta 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Ithrowawaay 18 points ago +18 / -0

I BET THEY REGRET THAT!

My favorite Sergeant Hartman line: “YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!”

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SwampPlumber 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will motivate you private Pyle, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

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TheSJWHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME ME, PVT PYLE? ARE YOU?!?!?

THEN QUIT YOU SLIMY FUCKIN WALRUS LOOKIN PIECE OF SHIT!

That entire scene was perfect.

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MikesBigJockstrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will motivate you, private Pyle! If it short-dicks every cannibal on the congo!

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rebuildingMyself 3 points ago +3 / -0

A JELLY DONUT?

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Cody_Travers 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOW DID IT GET THERE?!

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0095D 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't like the name Lawrence! Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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8bit_mixtape 21 points ago +21 / -0

KEK out of 10

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RedStateRoughneck 19 points ago +19 / -0

I don't think Vince D'Onofrio was acting there. He's trying to hold it together while R Lee Ermey is barking at him.

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masshole3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Exactly !

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Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +18 / -1

WELL ANY FUCKING TIME, SWEETHEART!

RIP Gunny

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ChrisSuperDude 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't know how reliable this is cause this was a bunch of years ago, but supposedly when he was alive, GIECO pulled the "Drill SGT. as a therapist" ad after they found out he was a Republican.

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Ithrowawaay 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wouldn’t doubt it. If I recall correctly he hadn’t actually disclosed political affiliation, he just said a few critical things about Barry.

Outlandish to be cancelled over criticizing public offices. I’m sure that didn’t drive him further right. At all.

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MikesBigJockstrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definitely fuck you up!

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crucialchicken 2 points ago +2 / -0

WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?

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npc8692 15 points ago +15 / -0

Step 1: Fuck Around

Step 2:

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Wankerton 19 points ago +19 / -0

What?!! What is step 2? I just HAVE to find out!!!

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Kingarthas2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ask the cuck missing part of his arm, his other two revolutionaries can't talk

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trumpsallright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ask ABOG.

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blacktankguy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Find Out

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streakybacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hehe yeah sorry about that I got a lil drunk last night

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ArcticPharaoh 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN: WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE! Trump: Sorry. I just can't seem to be RATTLED.

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Yotsublast 14 points ago +14 / -0

It's not Burn Loot Murder,

They're Biden Lynch Mobs!

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GuerillaYourDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, God, that’s salty!!!

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Rooster-J-Cogburn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yessssssss

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Pelviskick 12 points ago +12 / -0

I wish I could mail-in my upvote, so I can do it multiple times!!!

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TrumpVictorious 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sir, I can’t help it, Sir!

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bullshit, get on your knees, scumbag!

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masshole3 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Private Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links ... or I will definitely fuck you up!"

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ODonMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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remember1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bolshevik Lynch Mob

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KonaBadLad 7 points ago +7 / -0

This kid was 17. Imagine what happens when a seasoned salty mofo gets pushed!!!

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NotADocileLady 7 points ago +7 / -0

JUSTICE FOR KYLE RITTENHOUSE

CALL TERRY EVERS NOW AND DEMAND ACTION:

Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers Madison Office: (608) 266-1212

CALL HIM UNTIL THEY SHUT THE PHONES OFF.

🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

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SlightlyLargerTub 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful.

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patslimmy1 6 points ago +6 / -0

hahahaha perfect

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Chach24 6 points ago +6 / -0

I love this place.

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GasStationBurrito 6 points ago +6 / -0

Kind of related, I heard there is a massive BLM rally this evening on the Louisiana/Texas border near the gulf. Hopefully many arson-happy and looter-prone BLM rioters will be able to get there to enjoy themselves tonight!

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DeportAnchorBabies 5 points ago +5 / -0

based 30 year old boomer post

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DeportAnchorBabies 5 points ago +5 / -0

based 30 year old boomer post

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Lunarman55 4 points ago +4 / -0

The kid is a hero, no charges should be brought against him, but give him his weapon back, dome fresh ammo, and a plane ticket to portland

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Kingarthas2 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he just laid down he'd be dead and we wouldn't be hearing about it aside from "x people died overnight"

These people can suck a fart out of my pale white ass if they think i'm gonna shed a tear over these terrorists finally getting some consequences for their actions.

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UbuntuWakanda2 3 points ago +3 / -0

i <3 FMJ

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mickusa1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Epic - love this

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illiteregetimate 3 points ago +3 / -0

Top KEK 😂

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mickusa1 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is Goddamn Hilarious Private Pyle!

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

How have I not seen this used as a meme before? This is hilarious!

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Prayingforus20 3 points ago +3 / -0

When a family dinner with democratic family members start listing what trump has done and said wrong and I know hes been trolling the whole time..

☆ Family Member --> "DUDE PUTIN TOLD HIM TO STAY THREE TERMS.. 12 YEARS! WE ARE WITNESSING A TYRANIC TAKE OVER"

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, good one, OP.

I wonder how many takes Kubrick made of that one shot? It must be documented someplace.

D'Onofrio looks legitimately trying not to laugh!

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julianReyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now that's some good deepfake.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hahaha this gets better every loop. Very nice

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Criminalizeislam 3 points ago +3 / -0

You want number one fucky? Come find out!!!!

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masshole3 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Suckee, fuckee, smoke cigarette in the pussy, she give you everything you want. Long time."

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 3 points ago +3 / -0

My only regret is that more of those rioters weren't made good...

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Pgledger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell you can come over to my house and fuck my sister

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UndeadRevolver 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is fucking savage. You deserve high internet honors:

Despite it's impressive length, it's a nimble navigator, and some can be highly venomous. As quick as lightning, just like the tarantula it's killing, the centipede has two curved hollow fangs which inject paralyzing venom. Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush.

Business-Socks is a predator...

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Business-Socks [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am merely the vessel