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jc99ta 24 points ago +24 / -0

Did your parents have any children that lived?

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Ithrowawaay 18 points ago +18 / -0

I BET THEY REGRET THAT!

My favorite Sergeant Hartman line: “YOU CLIMB OBSTACLES LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK!”

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SwampPlumber 6 points ago +6 / -0

I will motivate you private Pyle, even if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

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TheSJWHunter 5 points ago +5 / -0

ARE YOU QUITTING ON ME ME, PVT PYLE? ARE YOU?!?!?

THEN QUIT YOU SLIMY FUCKIN WALRUS LOOKIN PIECE OF SHIT!

That entire scene was perfect.

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MikesBigJockstrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

I will motivate you, private Pyle! If it short-dicks every cannibal on the congo!

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rebuildingMyself 3 points ago +3 / -0

A JELLY DONUT?

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Cody_Travers 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOW DID IT GET THERE?!

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0095D 10 points ago +10 / -0

I don't like the name Lawrence! Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence!

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.