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congruent -30 points ago +11 / -41

while on the phone. With someone. We don't know.

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supermagafragilistic 52 points ago +52 / -0

"Hi yes Papa John's, I'd like to place an order". He was undoubtedly calling the cops.

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zorori 15 points ago +15 / -0

He might have been ordering pizza for the "protestors".

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TheNewRepublic 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be fair the guy he went to check on really likes pizza like the pedostas.