Maybe if you could block centerfire full pressure rifle rounds with your bicep? Perhaps then it could work? We should get someone to test this theory...
Donald Trump was actually the first person to have landed the 900 in 1979, but didn't bother telling anyone as he found it had no real benefit to his real estate business. He later sold the trick to a young Anthony Hawk.
Trump is the best skater. His lines are beautiful, probably the most beautiful I've ever scene. His nollie crooks to heel flip out is un imaginable, believe me. And when I tell you he was in a suit it was one of the most magnificent.
Yeah, I could see him doing a kick flip, an Ollie, followed by a rail grind, landing it and turning around to say “You’re Fired!” all in a black suit, red tie as per usual.
I wish we could go back to memeing about GEOTUS's relationship with Rocket Man. Those were the good old days of 2018. Not a fan of the burning down American cities, race riots and CCP world takeover of 2020.
Don't forget the guy at the statue protest that tried to leave but got chased down by a couple antifa thugs. One went to swing a skateboard and got shot.
So many of these antifa dudes boards are so pristine. Me thinks they just want a weapon with plausible deniability. Because they definitely aren't riding them.
Skateboards and water bottles (filled with cement). Just innocent everyday items and totally not deadly weapons. The whole purpose is to trigger (LOL) deadly force just like last night. Judging from their reactions, they don't seem to realize that they are sacrificial pawns.
To be fair you can skateboard without doing grinds on public property. I skate sometimes and use a Rip Surf and I literally don't grind on anything because I prefer to just ride....and I'm old.
Can someone walk me through the logic of the green hero shooting? Green shirt gets extra xp for no scope head shot. He runs away, looking for the police, gun still on his sling. They chase him, he trips. These people just saw him use his weapon and they are going to run up on him and attack him with a skateboard and a flying karate kick. Did they not know they were going to get shot too? Every single one of these antifatards or blm bitches are idiots. If I saw a dude with a gun just kill someone, I'm not going to run up on him with melee weapons.
God bless this kid. He better be found innocent, or have charges dropped. The only thing he may be guilty of is possessing the gun, but I'm not up to date on Wisconsin gun laws.
Btw, the memes the past few days have been scorching hot. I fucking love this place. It's unfiltered, uncensored. What the internet should be.
After the next round of peace negotiations between Trump and Rocket Man Trump looks at Rocket Man and says "You can skate with my crew, any time" The two proceed to walk off with their boards and skate during the credits while some 80's soundtrack rock like "Thunder in your Heart" or "Never Say Die (Iron Eagle)" plays in the background.
I know Kim Jung Un is evil, but he really was our best hope at swaying North Korea away from China and getting them to reunify or collaborate with South Korea.
But he’s dead / dying now, and his even shittier sister is 100% prepared to make NK a nastier bulldog for China.
Theres no turning back now, and now China is just emboldened they convinced their puppet state to stay.
always see antifa libs running around with their skateboards in hand and never skating. they think they're real smart with their "it's just a skateboard bro" and "it's just a milkshake bro" and "it's just a water balloon bro"
Oh, it can be a weapon. Although not my weapon of choice against a high-powered rifle.
Yeah, not the best, but we have the best, don’t we folks?
Skate on me, nikka!!!
Come on, do it.
You dropped these
"gg"
yes we do.
Underrated comment
I have a solid aluminum longboard. It's a weapon.
Maybe if you could block centerfire full pressure rifle rounds with your bicep? Perhaps then it could work? We should get someone to test this theory...
A ballistic rated skateboard would be pretty dope though
The Silver Surfer?
took the words right out of my mouth
GEOTUS - would shame TONY HAWK and walk away with sponsors, and a game franchise... across all consoles ...
IF he wanted to ...
Donald Trump's Underground, available Fall 2020. Pre-order for exclusive Kim Jong-Un and Dennis Rodman early access unlocks.
Little known fact:
Donald Trump was actually the first person to have landed the 900 in 1979, but didn't bother telling anyone as he found it had no real benefit to his real estate business. He later sold the trick to a young Anthony Hawk.
whilst we are sharing ...
little known fact:
the stories about "Chuck Norris", are actually about TRUMP.
Chuck signed an NDA to keep the secret.
Lol
Tony smawk if you know what I’m saying. I could see Trump still skating in a suit.
Trump is the best skater. His lines are beautiful, probably the most beautiful I've ever scene. His nollie crooks to heel flip out is un imaginable, believe me. And when I tell you he was in a suit it was one of the most magnificent.
If you were going for me hearing this as trump in my head mission accomplished.
RED tie
WHITE collard shirt
BLUE suit
and NO HELMET
... its the only way he would do it
GEOTUS wouldn't allow that message to be spread to kids that not wearing a helmet is cool his character would have a helmet on
it would just be a helmet sized version of his regular haircut
Just like this: https://youtu.be/CNw8KUnAfrU
Just dropping in!
Yeah, I could see him doing a kick flip, an Ollie, followed by a rail grind, landing it and turning around to say “You’re Fired!” all in a black suit, red tie as per usual.
Great work! Kek
Thanks pede!
Thank you good sir. Your comments warm the heart.
"Lemme show you how to shred, u fat fuck. No helmet needed"
I’ll show you the Rocket, Man!
I wish we could go back to memeing about GEOTUS's relationship with Rocket Man. Those were the good old days of 2018. Not a fan of the burning down American cities, race riots and CCP world takeover of 2020.
Don't bring a skateboard to a gun fight.
Shredding to death my fren.
Scoreboard shows 2-0 now
Don't forget the guy at the statue protest that tried to leave but got chased down by a couple antifa thugs. One went to swing a skateboard and got shot.
this is fucking good
Thank you pede!
Is that Tim’s pool?
That is a very punny joke.
Should have kept at least a 6 foot distance. Never know what you could catch.
dude, legit.
Y'all are way too good at this.
It’s not too late to start AlphaNathan, just let your dreams become memes.
I'm going to need this as an oil painting.
Just be sure to make it Yuuuge.
It'll be THHHIC
So many of these antifa dudes boards are so pristine. Me thinks they just want a weapon with plausible deniability. Because they definitely aren't riding them.
Skateboards and water bottles (filled with cement). Just innocent everyday items and totally not deadly weapons. The whole purpose is to trigger (LOL) deadly force just like last night. Judging from their reactions, they don't seem to realize that they are sacrificial pawns.
Who the fuck would skateboard in Wisconsin? If we have someone here on the site that does I apologize, but please send photo proof.
what happened to kim?
A skateboard truck can absolutely open up a person's skull.
Amen, but we found out what wins between the skateboard and a rifle. Rock, paper, scissors in a new form.
Make Skateboards Toys Again
Thank your for the Sticky Mods, we have the best in the business don’t we folks?
Do you have the original photo? :)
Pro-tip: most skateboards have a metal core. You can easily kill someone if you bring that down on a skull.
It really is a shame we all can’t just enjoy this presidency together like a civilized democracy.
That's what they've stolen from America and the world.
Everyone's peace has been affected by the Democrats nonsense.
Careful how you use it you could get shot!
Don’t bring a skateboard to a gunfight. Better yet don’t start a fucking fight. KEK didn’t wanna do this. They forced his based hand. FAFO 🇺🇸
Democrats looking at this meme: "?????"
Donald Trump; Pro Skater
North Korea with that sick drop in
Lots of craters from shitty rockets, that’s for sure.
Yep. Close internet. It's been won.
Thank you, we will continue winning. I’m not quite tired of it yet!
Spicy!
We learned that they are not very effective weapons against a gun. They also don't seem to break windows for people who want to loot
I know this is fake. The Dons balls are way too big to allow skateboarding. Throws off balance and damages all the concrete steps and rails. 🍺😁
Yuge!
Masterful meme btw 🏆
Thank you! Keeping up the work on the meme front! God Bless!
To be fair you can skateboard without doing grinds on public property. I skate sometimes and use a Rip Surf and I literally don't grind on anything because I prefer to just ride....and I'm old.
Did CNN verify this photo yet?
Dropping in on North Korea
"Kim would end up dying before he was able to show GEOTUS how far he progressed thanks to thier skate sessions."
SO SAD.
This is awesome lol.
Thanks Fren!
Can someone walk me through the logic of the green hero shooting? Green shirt gets extra xp for no scope head shot. He runs away, looking for the police, gun still on his sling. They chase him, he trips. These people just saw him use his weapon and they are going to run up on him and attack him with a skateboard and a flying karate kick. Did they not know they were going to get shot too? Every single one of these antifatards or blm bitches are idiots. If I saw a dude with a gun just kill someone, I'm not going to run up on him with melee weapons.
God bless this kid. He better be found innocent, or have charges dropped. The only thing he may be guilty of is possessing the gun, but I'm not up to date on Wisconsin gun laws.
Btw, the memes the past few days have been scorching hot. I fucking love this place. It's unfiltered, uncensored. What the internet should be.
"Your drop, Missah Pleazzzadint."
"Thank you. Don't mind if I do."
And that, my friends, is exactly how it went down.
After the next round of peace negotiations between Trump and Rocket Man Trump looks at Rocket Man and says "You can skate with my crew, any time" The two proceed to walk off with their boards and skate during the credits while some 80's soundtrack rock like "Thunder in your Heart" or "Never Say Die (Iron Eagle)" plays in the background.
“Don’t you forget about me,” 🎤🎤🎤🎤 Rocketman crying with his 80’s boom box cause that was the last time he was relevant.
I know Kim Jung Un is evil, but he really was our best hope at swaying North Korea away from China and getting them to reunify or collaborate with South Korea.
But he’s dead / dying now, and his even shittier sister is 100% prepared to make NK a nastier bulldog for China.
Theres no turning back now, and now China is just emboldened they convinced their puppet state to stay.
Well done
Thank you sir.
Dlop in, bro
Doing it rn.
You know Trump would shred that bowl fierce
DONNY HAWK!!
Anyone with a skateboard should be the first to be neutralized.
I actually hope Kim Jong-un’s ok.
He was a better Dictator than his father and will be a way better ruler than his daughter ever will be.
Im so glad we finally got rid of one of these skateboard weapon people.
I grew up in the 90s. "Trucking" is pretty devastating.
Now that is a very peaceful skateboarder
always see antifa libs running around with their skateboards in hand and never skating. they think they're real smart with their "it's just a skateboard bro" and "it's just a milkshake bro" and "it's just a water balloon bro"
Just dropping this here from another post.
Too many people talk about the skateboard as if it is not a deadly "weapon". There is plenty of precedent.
Homeless man killed by skateboard beating https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/homeless-man-brutally-beaten-with-skateboard-has-died-sdpd/25005/
Teen killed by skateboard beating https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1998-jan-21-mn-10682-story.html
Motorist avoids hitting group, killed from blindside skateboard blow. https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=20020413&slug=skateboard13m
Haters will say it is fake.
This much spice put Kim in a coma