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Skateboards are toys not weapons. (media.patriots.win) ⚠ NSFCucks ⚠
posted ago by Surefolks ago by Surefolks +3751 / -0
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thedonaldsduck 30 points ago +30 / -0

GEOTUS - would shame TONY HAWK and walk away with sponsors, and a game franchise... across all consoles ...

IF he wanted to ...

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MAGABeaver 28 points ago +28 / -0

Donald Trump's Underground, available Fall 2020. Pre-order for exclusive Kim Jong-Un and Dennis Rodman early access unlocks.

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captn_crunch 22 points ago +22 / -0

Little known fact:

Donald Trump was actually the first person to have landed the 900 in 1979, but didn't bother telling anyone as he found it had no real benefit to his real estate business. He later sold the trick to a young Anthony Hawk.

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thedonaldsduck 15 points ago +15 / -0

whilst we are sharing ...

little known fact:

the stories about "Chuck Norris", are actually about TRUMP.

Chuck signed an NDA to keep the secret.

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The_Emperor 1 point ago +2 / -1

Lol

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Surefolks [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tony smawk if you know what I’m saying. I could see Trump still skating in a suit.

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Barkz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump is the best skater. His lines are beautiful, probably the most beautiful I've ever scene. His nollie crooks to heel flip out is un imaginable, believe me. And when I tell you he was in a suit it was one of the most magnificent.

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LLchurch 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you were going for me hearing this as trump in my head mission accomplished.

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thedonaldsduck 3 points ago +3 / -0

RED tie

WHITE collard shirt

BLUE suit

and NO HELMET

... its the only way he would do it

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

GEOTUS wouldn't allow that message to be spread to kids that not wearing a helmet is cool his character would have a helmet on

it would just be a helmet sized version of his regular haircut

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Surefolks [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just dropping in!

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, I could see him doing a kick flip, an Ollie, followed by a rail grind, landing it and turning around to say “You’re Fired!” all in a black suit, red tie as per usual.