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Yeow [S] 110 points ago +111 / -1

Thanks, man, thanks mods 4 the stickie!

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sun_wolf 92 points ago +94 / -2

He was a black rapist who mugged a woman, was held at gunpoint by the police, then went to his car to grab a knife and got shot.

BLACK RAPIST LIVES MATTER!

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BigAmericanParty 48 points ago +49 / -1

Oh. Well that sounds like an important detail that was mistakenly left out.

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arebee 10 points ago +10 / -0

Pillar of the community

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hshdhhd 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'm proud of the mostly peaceful property defenders using guns of peace

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Sixty2ndAssassin 9 points ago +12 / -3

I believe his name was Blake or Brake.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 38 points ago +39 / -1

Must've been Blake.... There are no Brakes here!

...sorry, I'll see myself out

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HanAssholeSolo 17 points ago +17 / -0

Saint Jacob

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TrumpWillWinIn2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

The black rapist they shot was also a pedophile, too.

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MAGAMAN4EVA 5 points ago +5 / -0

And then the kid shot another pedo which is why he had to shoot 2 more commies.

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Aquamine-Amarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Mistakenly". Fake News probably left it out on purpose.

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Notablitheringidiot 14 points ago +15 / -1

Imagine caring about a piece of shit like that getting shot.

BLM are such a Marxist cult

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Amaroq64 12 points ago +12 / -0

They don't. They just care about getting to burn our cities.

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Jimmy33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely right they don’t care about Blake. They were not going to stop rioting looting burning bashing. Their propaganda arms, MSM and social media, find the excuses to blind the sheepies.

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

You left out an important part: they tazed him. Police firing off their tazers means "talking time" is over with, you're going into custody. That he kept going after being tased? Justified shooting. 100%. They're trained to escalate, especially if someone warrants a tasing, and then shrugs it off.

Violent felon with an arrest on sight warrant for sexual assault keeps walking after tasing? YOU SHOOT HIM. SOP.

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Wtf_socialismreally 1 point ago +1 / -0

It actually sounds like the taser actively malfunctioned. He definitely fought with them and resisted though, and they tried to get him to stop as he went around to the driver's seat.

First time I've heard knife though; I'd read before that a gun was found.

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BearFloo 0 points ago +1 / -1

Tasers are shit. They don't work more often than they do

To the point that most departments won't pull a taser unless the cop has a buddy gun drawn backing him up

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 22 points ago +23 / -1

Further, there was a restraining order against him preventing him from being near the person he was there for, his ex. She was having a fight with her current beau. He was there to "offer assistance," between the two of them.

So he was violating the law just by being there, has outstanding warrants including for rape of a 15 year old girl, fought with cops, got tazed, completely ignored cops walking past them to get a gun out from his car

but the mindless horde thinks cops should have let him just drive away.

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Abovethefray 10 points ago +10 / -0

Now some are pushing the "he was there to see his chilren" angle. He was probably going camping or skiing, like I see on tv all the time.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh they definitely push that angle. He wuz a good boi. Very involved with all his chillins, from three different baby mommas. Never you mind that this one had a restraining order against him! He dindu nuffin

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dindo nuffins are the sacred cows of the left.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

In my own business I've used the saying I like sacred cows: they make good steak dinners. My phraseology needs to change for this application, but the same concept holds.

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 11 points ago +11 / -0

CNN is to blame for the riots. Not the police.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 14 points ago +14 / -0

The fake news is the prime example why I have trust issues

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ChelseaHubbell 9 points ago +10 / -1

I showed this to my left leaning brother and we had a good laugh about it

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Evan_Evan_Evan 45 points ago +45 / -0

Next big lie is "otherwise unarmed".

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Suspect had the remote detonator for a dirty bomb that was hidden in (city center here), but was otherwise unarmed"

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 21 points ago +21 / -0

They will also all be “Austere religious scholars” too.

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Whimpy13 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Some people did something"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Austere steady state cardio enthusiasts (joggers)

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steady state? We all know they're practicing HIIT when they job from location to location

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that why they are always stealing shoes? So they can transition from jogging to HIIT?

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Evan_Evan_Evan 3 points ago +3 / -0

;)

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can see it spreading, although they did change it

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Traiya 4 points ago +4 / -0

I first read that as "otherwise unharmed"

Like the red shirt guy in Wisconsin. Shot in the head but otherwise unharmed.

If they are not going to use that phase, we should. Mockingly, of course.

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AdamBomb 21 points ago +21 / -0

CNN reporters need to hitch a ride on the MOSTLY peaceful helicopter

🚁

🤸‍♂️

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Wtf_socialismreally 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there is ever a revolution or civil war, mainstream media needs to be the first ones due to how they are splitting this country on a line that changes every day as they puppet it further left.

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christianknight 10 points ago +10 / -0

I literally hear gunshots in the background.

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JinSakai 124 points ago +125 / -1

Do they expect people to believe this shit!?

Fuck you CNN

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PropagandaWizard1984 52 points ago +53 / -1

Honestly people are brainwashed. They even respond like brainwashed people when you challenge their programming with facts. If you find ways to prove they are wrong they only respond with anger and pre-programmed talking points. Just like cult members.

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ShowMeState90 33 points ago +33 / -0

Colleges are definitely doing this to my generation. Every university is like a DNC/CCP/Deep State camp where people are programmed to be good little agents of globalism, whether it’s overtly political or not. It’s often not so obvious as “Be a Democrat.” They just program you to think the DNC platform is the key to a working, functional society and anyone who thinks differently is a conspiracy theorist, anti-science, anti-education, etc.

After university, they go to work for a company or corporation that is also an agent of the DNC/CCP/Deep State. These people never leave their little propaganda bubbles.

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ShowMeState90 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, but the “Yeah, I make $100K but all I want for Christmas is full communism now” mindset tends to be worse in those under 40 and I think it’s due to so many corporations jumping on the woke bandwagon. I know diversity training was always a thing with companies but now it’s full on BLM, climate change, total leftist indoctrination. All they have ever known is propaganda.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

After university, they go to work for a company or corporation that is also an agent of the DNC/CCP/Deep State. These people never leave their little propaganda bubbles.

And even if they don't, eventually enough of them are there long enough to change the company into one.

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wholesomekangz100 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trannies are literally attacking the very definition of male and female.

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RevDrEBuzzMiller 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Yuri Bezmenov warned that the gays would be the gateway to the undoing of America."

Everyone on CNN's air is gay.

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PropagandaWizard1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had a boomer tell me Chris Cuomo would never cover for his brother the Governor. The boomer said Fredo would 100% report on the nursing home deaths if it was a real story. But since Fredo and CNN don't report it...it's not real news.

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would argue you'll probably have to lop off the 25% and celebrate with those who bring you joy.

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CovefefeREEEE 23 points ago +24 / -1

Clown World.

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stevehuffmansbull 17 points ago +17 / -0

They're living in clown world. Take em to the honker burger to get a couple of honker burgers

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christianknight 10 points ago +10 / -0

Women.

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karmalizing 5 points ago +5 / -0

This. This all has proven that women are very, very susceptible to social programming.

Men also to a lesser extent but wow women.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its been known since the ancient times. Even conservative women are now on Q. "The vaccine is safe!"

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Elseebee 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dude, hope the GF didn't pick up that crap. Gotta marry into a MAGA family if at all possible, Pede.

It makes all the difference in the world.

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thuggishruggishtrump 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah I don’t understand dudes marrying these liberal ass women, I already have a certain opinion about marriage in general (it’s too risky these days) but if you’re going to do it stay away from leftists and marry a woman who respects her father and isn’t a reformed “good girl”.

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Elseebee 2 points ago +2 / -0

pristine unit

Love that phrase. I'm stealing that!

At least Dad's got his head on straight. I'm so grateful that I can relate to my FIL.

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behemoth887 8 points ago +8 / -0

every lib believes it without question. if they didn't then CNN would stop doing it.

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HyperCarbs 8 points ago +8 / -0

Coming to an airport near you.

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Seal-Mcbeal_Navy-sea 6 points ago +6 / -0

cnn narrowly beats lifetime original movies for the most convoluted and paper-thin plots on tv.

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FlamingButBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey now leave Lifetime Original Movies outta this they dindunuffin

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dad does.

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0nDaFence 69 points ago +69 / -0

This reads like a 4chan prank.

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PropagandaWizard1984 38 points ago +39 / -1

Ironically 4Chan has more real news than CNN. Plus more bullshit than any other corner of the interwebs. It is what it is I suppose.

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Pede 15 points ago +15 / -0

I wonder if the reporter is doing some trojan satire.

Edit: Sir, if you're reading, on your next segment say "He can't keep getting away with this" to confirm.

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billlybillybillerson 8 points ago +8 / -0

Or babylon bee

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Carry_Your_Name 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are the best source for comedy material. Michael Knowles dubbed himself Mostly Peaceful Broadcaster, lol. That cracks me up every time.

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used_1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ive been enjoying Knowles a lot, sometimes Klavan. Cant listen to Shapiro anymore after him calling bidens nomination speech "good".

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Polterkitty 61 points ago +62 / -1

You can't make this shit up.

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Meddlesom 8 points ago +8 / -0

The real reporter is probably laying in a pool of his own blood, and what this image captures is the jogger who just looted his microphone.

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Mexicola1976 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just did.

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Pillage 46 points ago +46 / -0

Even Baghdad Bob would blush at this.

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alexnader 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Shooty but mostly peaceful war"

"Holocausty but mostly peaceful genocide"

"Rapey but mostly peaceful sexual assault"

"Murdery but mostly peaceful killing"

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 37 points ago +37 / -0

CNN owes Baghdad Bob an apology. Man was a trailblazer and inspiration for them.

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +15 / -0

At least Baghdad Bob was on his country’s side, can’t even say that about CNN!

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Feralusliberalus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nicely said!

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zabbers 7 points ago +7 / -0

They learned from the master.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 33 points ago +34 / -1

Someone please explain this to me. Does the audience of CNN not see such simple concept that what they are being told is not what's on video????

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Dahnald2020 36 points ago +37 / -1

From Goebels the Nazi propaganda master:

“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State [read: media] can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State [read: media and big tech companies] to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State [read: media and big tech companies]”

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undepressor 11 points ago +12 / -1

Thank you for this high energy content.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 31 points ago +31 / -0

“Locations burning”

Like

“Airplanes flew into”

As though the fires started themselves.

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MadLad686 21 points ago +21 / -0

Some people did something.

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Teeje92 2 points ago +2 / -0

Those are the words you use when you rob entire races of their agency. It's why the act of gathering outside the capitol to protest lockdowns was considered deadly and dangerous but actual violent riots are "mostly peaceful". Whites/Republicans/religious are held to higher standards because they have agency.

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

They've had a procedure that has placed a very small, UV-treated, ventilated line straight from their colon into their nasal cavity. They get all of the privileges of fart-smelling with none of the 'rona worries!

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Slick_Willy 26 points ago +27 / -1

I trust ONLY CNN, they are the best news source and are not biased at all!

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Denvertick 25 points ago +25 / -0

Absolute fucking clowns

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Camel-Toe-Harris 24 points ago +24 / -0

The kid with the rifle that killed 2 communist thugs, mostly didn’t kill all of them.

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Trumper007 20 points ago +20 / -0

CNN just showed the kid without showing where he tripped or was beaten with a fucking skateboard

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treefork 17 points ago +17 / -0

CNN: China's News Network

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Alpha-As-Fuck 17 points ago +17 / -0

"THIS IS FINE"

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UndeadRevolver 8 points ago +8 / -0

Living meme

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Frequent92 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fuck you cnn. Fuck. You.

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DonDon69 14 points ago +14 / -0

I thought this was Babylon Bee for a second.

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DarkMemeDuck 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm starting to think we are the only ones watching CNN anymore.

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ChelseaHubbell 12 points ago +12 / -0

They even brought out their token black reporter to send into the violence, bravo CNN bravo, I'm sure Don Lemon and Fredo are sleeping well tonight

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BurgerChef90 12 points ago +12 / -0

And the idiots who believe everything the MSM tell them, will repeat these talking points.

They regurgitate all these talking points, and the MSM intentionally leaves out details to fit their narratives, but yet we're the "ignorant" ones.

I'd rather be ignorant than an idiot who can't think for themselves.

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sun_wolf 10 points ago +10 / -0

Except then they try to debate someone at a party and they get wrecked by facts. I notice they often get quiet and start backtracking. “I actually don’t know that much about this story. I actually don’t follow the news.” The main trick is to take the moral high ground from them and then be kind but firm. If you need to lay the smackdown on them, take the approach of the authoritative parent. They all have daddy issues, yet also long for that sort of strength and certainty. But the moral high ground is key because as soon as you frame yourself and your position as the more moral one, they get confused and thrown off their game. On this issue, I think the criminal being a RAPIST is how you shut this down.

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Yeow [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

REAL CONVERSATION I HAD:

LEFTY: I hate Trump!

ME: Why?

LEFTY: He put kids in cages!

ME: Actually, that was Obama...

LEFTY (reeeeeing): I DON'T CARE WHO DID IT! IT'S WRONG!

ME: But I thought we were talking about Trump?

LEFTY (walks off)

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

Muh whatabootism REEEE

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Dckman 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% accurate. You counter them with facts and suddenly become a racist, homophobic, sexist, etc.

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing on facebook for me -

Lefty: WE DEMAND PEACE! NO MORE INNOCENT LIVES TAKEN!

Me: Well there's been 32 deaths from BLM riots, often burning people alive. 9 unarmed black people killed by cops in 2019, but some of those were fighting back.

Lefty: Lobs personal attack then says I'm a racist

Remember, folks. We don't argue with leftists because we want to change their mind (we do, but we know it's probably not going to change). We argue with them because we want the person silently reading through it to get exposure to something besides the CNN talking points. We may never know who or how, but we must try our best to redpill the normies and save our country.

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Yeow [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

MARCH:

ME: Do you like Trump?

CONFUSED FRIEND: NOOOOOO! WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT?

For the following months our Dictator (Gruesome Newsome) and "Mayor" (Garbagecetti) make irrational mandates.

ME: We have to stay in our house.

MORE CONFUSED FRIEND: ???????

During future conversations I would casually drop baby red pills. I used non triggering words like "The President" (instead of Trump) is giving us a stimulus, tax holiday, more stimulus, wants schools open, school choice, anything positive that directly affected them mixed with "The Mayor" (Garbagecetti) said he's blocking cars from certain streets to make more room for social distancing," and other hair brained schemes, etc. ($3k fine for no mask in Glendale).

AUGUST:

ME: The Governor closed all the churches again. (after closing them, opening them with social distancing, then no singing in church.)

EXTREMELY CONFUSED FRIEND: What the fuck is goin' on?

By the time that conversation was over they easily took all the red pills concluding with:

ME: They eat kids.

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spaceforce_maganaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

Please tell me this is one of us working on the inside and having some fun. Please. I can't believe MSM can be unironically this retarded.

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sometimescanbefunny 3 points ago +3 / -0

retarded malicious.

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spaceforce_maganaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah most likely

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mr_meatball_disaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who do you believe: me or your lying eyes?

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Something something final order of the Party something something reject what your eyes and ears tell you"

-Orwell, 1984

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MadLad686 11 points ago +11 / -0

It is sad this is real and not a shitpost.

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bobobob 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is anyone buying this shit anymore?

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wholesomekangz100 4 points ago +4 / -0

NPCs

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Trumper007 9 points ago +9 / -0

Crap thats better than the Velshi/MSNBC one!

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy fucking HONK, Fake News!

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foxhound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Joe Biden had a mostly consensual feel of Tara Reade.

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PropagandaWizard1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN is a DoubleThink factory. They produce brain melting propaganda designed to brainwash the masses. AKA "Enemy of the people".

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logan34 5 points ago +6 / -1

I cringe to say this but as a former Killary voter I actually got angry when Potus called them Enemies of America. Now looking back as always Trump was right. CNN should just change their logo to a burning American flag they’re total scum.

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN is Baghdad Bob.

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supersecretaccount82 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now imagine the coverage if a group of guys with MAGA hats set fire to even a single Port-A-Potty.

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americanzoomer 7 points ago +7 / -0

THE NBA AND MLB ARE CANCELLING GAMES AND ENTIRE SEASONS BCUZ A PEDO RAPIST GOT SHOT THIS IS A CLOWN WORLD

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wholesomekangz100 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good. Only joggers watch those. Let them rot in hell

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

The problem is that those things were pacifying the joggers. Without those things, they'll just be more likely to chimp out and burn down the cucked cities.

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Dckman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It might actually be the smart move for the NBA. Ratings are at an all-time low.

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sometimescanbefunny 2 points ago +2 / -0

Peak clown world is having huge swathes of the country on lock-down where they're stuck inside and being an entertainment company that still is losing.

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catvideos3 6 points ago +6 / -0

The racist police should have let that criminal shoot them.

Just like green shirt should have let that mob beat him to death. For equality or some shit...

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jealousminarchist 6 points ago +6 / -0

We are all laughing at it but I GUARANTEE YOU somewhere in the Babylon Bee HQ the dudes are going "f***** s*** a** mof how the f*** are we gonna top that?!!" legit worried.

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OutlawPurpleHairDye 6 points ago +6 / -0

If we have to keep calling in the national guard and instituting curfews you're not a righteous protest moment, you're a bunch of domestic terrorists. Also, fuck CNN and their ridiculous bullshit.

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Juanye 6 points ago +6 / -0

ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

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Yawnz13 6 points ago +6 / -0

Riot of peace.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 6 points ago +6 / -0

I HATE AMERICA!!!

Said no PATRIOT ever.

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lavendarlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lying sacks of absolute shit.

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Forte 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol they put Baghdad Bob to shame

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AntifaControlsReddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a question CNN- Any families trapped inside those burning buildings today?

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Fordheartskav 5 points ago +6 / -1

It’s the dog drinking coffee in a burning house meme personified

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boreal_storm 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if dead-ender commies in Russia watch CNN to relive the "good ol' days" of TASS and Pravda.

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redshortz44 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why don't they disassociate themselves from the criminals? Democrats say they only do peaceful protests but the news is jumping in bed with arsonists and criminals. I think they are telling people indirectly that it is okay to do these things, so when people see it on TV they think it's normal. They want us to let it keep happening until the cities are completely destroyed and they can take over, just like in the Arab Spring. Most people don't have the inner compass of right and wrong so they rely of public consensus. CNN wants to convince them it is justified to destroy cities as payback for income inequality and slavery and whatever else they need to say to pull in mostly non-criminal people to go along with it. CNN determines what mindless people believe, so when CNN tells them to attack their enemies (anyone who is anti-corporate fraud and corruption) the mindless people will go out and do their bidding without questioning it or wondering if it's illegal.

Continued... The only thing that can stop a corporate takeover is strong families, strong communities, and a strong country. So the answer for them is to destroy the country's wealth with riots and violence so we don't have money and our communities are unlivable with crime, police against citizen, white against black, rich against poor. With vulnerable people whipped into anger, they can take advantage of the confusion to get traitors into office by using identify politics. The traitors will use government to further what the anarchists are doing on the outside, all coordinated by the anti-American corporations.

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MainstreamDeviant 5 points ago +5 / -0

Interesting how there are never any photos of the “peaceful” part of the “protest”

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

They use one still of an angry-faced ladyjogger yelling into a microphone, zoomed way in so as to avoid the context of what's happening around them.