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Evan_Evan_Evan 45 points ago +45 / -0

Next big lie is "otherwise unarmed".

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Wtf_socialismreally 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Suspect had the remote detonator for a dirty bomb that was hidden in (city center here), but was otherwise unarmed"

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 21 points ago +21 / -0

They will also all be “Austere religious scholars” too.

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Whimpy13 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Some people did something"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 8 points ago +8 / -0

Austere steady state cardio enthusiasts (joggers)

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sometimescanbefunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Steady state? We all know they're practicing HIIT when they job from location to location

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that why they are always stealing shoes? So they can transition from jogging to HIIT?

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Evan_Evan_Evan 3 points ago +3 / -0

;)

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the-new-style 1 point ago +2 / -1

I can see it spreading, although they did change it

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Traiya 4 points ago +4 / -0

I first read that as "otherwise unharmed"

Like the red shirt guy in Wisconsin. Shot in the head but otherwise unharmed.

If they are not going to use that phase, we should. Mockingly, of course.

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