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TychoDurandal 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’ve wanted them gone since Iverson

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FlimboFlongins 6 points ago +7 / -1

I've wanted them gone since that damn peach basket was first nailed up. Hell, I've wanted them gone since the first stone circle was put up in the MesoAmerican Ball Games. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mesoamerican_ballgame

If it's going to be played the right way, we really should sacrifice the losers at the top of a pyramid. There would be a lot less bullshit from these people's mouths, and lot more playing like their lives depended on it. Make Sacrificial Ballgames Great Again!

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FlimboFlongins 4 points ago +5 / -1

Also: Fuck Sportsball. That is all.

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TychoDurandal 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you’re trolling but everything you said sounds awesome

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FlimboFlongins 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lil Amusement for the Pedes who enjoy it.

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deeluna 2 points ago +2 / -0

It certainly would make things more interesting, but make it so that the sacrifice only applies to the finals. Can't be having unworthy failures be sacrificed. but there has to be a big payout at the finals to the winner or nobody would play.

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

This man has good ideas. The Corn God will be pleased with only the most worthy. Our harvests will be plentiful as never before.

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seaside_dreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe.

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ChelseaHubbell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Akzhully they sacrificed the winners

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some debate on that. This Archaeologist says winners, that one says losers. Either way, some truly brutal shit.

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s the Aztecs, they probably sacrificed everybody. Winners, losers, spectators, the ball...

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FlimboFlongins 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also: Name Checks Out.

To Webb Hubell, Your work for us was invaluable, Webb. Thanks for all the help with the Coke Operations and Money laundering with Hillary. Your daughter looks great after her 4th surgery.

       Love,
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Redpillhope 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ve wanted all pro sports gone since 1981 when mlb players went on strike for more money.