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Bramble 4 points ago +4 / -0

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES.

How to not get shot by police.

  1. dont commit a crime

If that is too much to ask

  1. don't resist arrest.

If even that is too much to ask

  1. don't go for a weapon while the cops are yelling at you.

At this point if the bullet-to-water ratio of your body quickly increases I have no sympathy.