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posted ago by sparrowbelfast ago by sparrowbelfast +128 / -0

I wouldn't expect to keep my job if I participated in violent assaults on fellow employees and destroyed company property. Here's a solution to the curious over-representation of teachers and 'professors' in the ranks of the rioters- simply make them not teachers and professors any more. Perhaps they can at least teach their students one lesson- "don't be scum like me".

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MarcusAurelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe they can raise their fist in revolution by day, while their Masters of Art education enables them to fill shelves by night.

Keep them away from the till though. They aren't good with numbers and like to steal.