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TheImpossible1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Never seen one of those in real life. Always thought they were fictional, created just for Counter Strike.

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Kaarous 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah they're real, the basic design originates in Asia. A knife like this isn't practical as a tool though, it exists to slash the belly and sever tendons.

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TheImpossible1 7 points ago +7 / -0

So it's an assault knife in Democrat terms.

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Kaarous 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny enough yes. Many states make a definition between a knife that can have practical purposes, and a dagger that is intended for combat.

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Paul_Revere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Naw, he was just going to use the knife to open the crate in which his Physics textbooks were being delivered.

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HumbleMemeFarmer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Serious goddamn fighting knife.

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SwampView 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sure is what it looked like. As always, hoping that official info is quickly released.

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bidensmissingbrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

So what are the current betting odds as to when we'll find out there was actually a gun in the vehicle?

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zoober_floober 3 points ago +3 / -0

That, you racist Nazi, is a CUPCAKE KNIFE

Carried only by the most gentle and loving humans who use it only to bring delight to children and the elderly by carving fanciful, intricate designs into the frosting of their cupcakes.

DON'T YOU DRUMPHERS KNOW ANYTHING???!!!

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HighEmergy 2 points ago +2 / -0

He was putting his scary knife back in the car, so he could turn himself in peacefully :(

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

NEVER RELAX.

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chuckie_cnote 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cops killed another student on his way to medical/astronaut school.

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Bigpoppatrump420 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's that in his hand? Obviously not a job or personal accountability.

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Filo76 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was his medical doctorate degree.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

IT WAS A JOB APPLICATION

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StompTheLeft [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

black panther pass REVOKED.

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shodingers_trap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enhance. <clicky clack> Enhance. <clicky clack> .... Enhance. <clicky clack>

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Tugg_Speedman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Barack would be disappointed...you never bring a knife to a gunfight.