"I'll have your special, the White Cheddar Grilled Cheese on White Bread, with a Glass of Milk please. It says the vegetable of the day is cauliflower. Can I have that as well?"
Yes, Biden is a demented rapist and likely child abuser, and yes, Kamala is an authoritarian prostitute who would fuck or jail anything in her way ... but Kaine and Hillary just had that Goering/Hitler vibe, like they could starve half the country to death and do SNL the next night.
I know right? The guy's a Dementia Patient for Pete's sake. Help the man out with a Sandwich. He tried to make his own and it was just horse shit with mustard on deli rye.
“I want to tell a girl to make me a sandwich just to see the look on her disgusted feminist face,” he wrote in 2012.
“Let’s talk about dat ass….lmaooo,” Ramirez said in 2014.
“It’s hard as f*ck to hit on women when you’re drunk,” he mused in 2013. “You know how hard it is to make sense when you can’t feel your tongue?”
“I wish a police officer would ask me for my papers,” Ramirez wrote on Twitter in 2014. “I would tell him to go f*ck himself.”
“Hot damn this girl in front of me got wayyyy to [sic] much fing perfume on. Like damn mami, if you gotta put that much s on #stinkyvag,” he wrote in 2011, referring to female genitalia.
“Wait so let me get this straight, so it’s ok for you to punch me in the balls but it’s a big deal when I punch you in the leg? Ahhh women,” he said in another post.
The news site found he also wrote “Ungrateful ass btches,” “These hoes the same all they change is their outfits,” and “The next btch say I look like Drake getting slapped!”
People don’t talk like this. The dude is unhinged.
Most Latino men are full of machismo. That's not a bad thing. Many women like that. I personally would think it was hilarious if a dude I worked with told me to go make him a sandwich. If you can hold your own and contribute to the workplace, then you shouldn't be offended.
It’s funny to tell women that though. It’s basically a meme. Never a serious demand. Tongue in cheek dig at feminism. Or just trying to annoy your significant other for a laugh.
If you don’t make me a sandwich fat, you’re a dog faced pony solider full of malarkey and you ain’t black.
Dang bro. All that in 1 day for not making a sandwich.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!
Inspired by true events.
A Fiery sandwich between mostly peaceful slices of bread.
With some drone strikes sprinkles on top
Come on Man!
Looool
Cmon man... Sandwiches are cancelled Cos the bread is white
Man sits down to order lunch:
"I'll have your special, the White Cheddar Grilled Cheese on White Bread, with a Glass of Milk please. It says the vegetable of the day is cauliflower. Can I have that as well?"
-Loses job and house at the end of the week
Actually inspires me to open a restaurant called "It's Going To Be All White".
-I'll post the Pitch Deck in a few weeks. You can all own a piece of history.
saved for later
Open it next to this place (original taken down :/ )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zl3kZ5AbE
"A side of New England Clam Chowder please...and vanilla ice cream for dessert. Hold the hot fudge."
It's Hot White Maple Fudge Sir, in case you change your mind.
I'll have a slice of buttermilk pie please.
Whipped Cream with that Sir? Or the White Chocolate Shavings? Or Both?
Is it freshly whipped yes.
Of course Sir. We only provide the finest White Glove Service here. I'll have the White Whipping Boy whip it up immediately.
I do declare Colonel Beauregard your hospitality reminds me of home.
White Cake or Angel Food Cake? Asking for a fren.
Those seeds on there...! What are they? Did they come from chy-na?!?
Bread Loaf Matters
Corn bread issa bad, dude.
Imagine that, they are sexist too. SHOCKING
About as shocking as the sun rising in the east.
Watch how nobody on the left gives a shit.
If a conservative staffer had the same tweets, the shit storm would be a Category 5.
bEtTeR tHaN TrUmP even tho Trump or his staffers havent, and will never, say something like this
My husband tells me that and I like it. He likes my sandwiches 😂😂😂
My wife makes great sandwiches too!
It’s “sammich”
They dont even know how to order food but they want to run the country.. smh
Lampin’ in the Hamptons, the chef up in the kitchen like “what the fuck is a sammich?” -Based Weezy F
"Sammich" is blackface.
Is this the worst duo to ever be put up for President and VP? The worst campaign ever? The worst DNC convention ever?
This is unreal.
I can't believe they picked someone worse than Hillary and the creep she had picked as a VP candidate...
Oh man I remember that weirdo... with the useless antifa son.
Yes, Biden is a demented rapist and likely child abuser, and yes, Kamala is an authoritarian prostitute who would fuck or jail anything in her way ... but Kaine and Hillary just had that Goering/Hitler vibe, like they could starve half the country to death and do SNL the next night.
Its like theyre trying to be less viable or likeable than Clinton/Kaine in 2016. Well congratulations to them, theyre atrocious.
It’s even odder they picked the VP who had THE WORST polling of all the other contenders.
Sometimes I wonder if they’re truly crashing on purpose for some unknown reason.
I know right? The guy's a Dementia Patient for Pete's sake. Help the man out with a Sandwich. He tried to make his own and it was just horse shit with mustard on deli rye.
And his shirts aren't just going to iron themselves, now are they?
Oh I think this is their best.
“I want to tell a girl to make me a sandwich just to see the look on her disgusted feminist face,” he wrote in 2012.
“Let’s talk about dat ass….lmaooo,” Ramirez said in 2014.
“It’s hard as f*ck to hit on women when you’re drunk,” he mused in 2013. “You know how hard it is to make sense when you can’t feel your tongue?”
“I wish a police officer would ask me for my papers,” Ramirez wrote on Twitter in 2014. “I would tell him to go f*ck himself.”
“Hot damn this girl in front of me got wayyyy to [sic] much fing perfume on. Like damn mami, if you gotta put that much s on #stinkyvag,” he wrote in 2011, referring to female genitalia.
“Wait so let me get this straight, so it’s ok for you to punch me in the balls but it’s a big deal when I punch you in the leg? Ahhh women,” he said in another post.
The news site found he also wrote “Ungrateful ass btches,” “These hoes the same all they change is their outfits,” and “The next btch say I look like Drake getting slapped!”
People don’t talk like this. The dude is unhinged.
MOM!!! MEATLOAF...NOW!!!
CNN quoted saying, "lol what can ya do ¯\(ツ)/¯"
"Why don't you go make me a sandwich, do the dishes, or get pregnant or something"
-- Cartman
2013's sober words are now 2020's drunk thoughts.
Actually, those are their best.
WRONG: they ARE sending their best! :D HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Make sandwich or do push ups, come on!
Also Joe "Let me smell your hair".
A bush league operation.
Saving this one.
I am grinning ear to ear.
I wouldn't worry about it Joe, they'll turn a blind eye because you advance their hate.
Hypocrites.
They don’t have a best.
Most Latino men are full of machismo. That's not a bad thing. Many women like that. I personally would think it was hilarious if a dude I worked with told me to go make him a sandwich. If you can hold your own and contribute to the workplace, then you shouldn't be offended.
Anyone willing and able to make a sandwich is holding their own. If you feed someone, you fuel whatever else they accomplish.
I mean, women do make the best sammiches ...
90% true. Dont know what it is. But cheesesteaks need to be made by a dude. Preferrably with a badass nickname.
Maybe its because they are willing to push the cheese/onion/meat ratio to disgusting proportions where women would not dare?
Agree. Cheesesteaks are a fatty, juicy, sloppy mess .. only a man can do that right.
Drake lookin ass
Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?
Damnit I like one of his staffers now
Lmao, based.
If you don't make me a sandwich, you're not a woman. Whutrowww
Somebody update that npc “you know youre helping trump, right?” meme!
I thought that was the funniest part of the DNC convention.
sorry he got caught
The Left never apologies for what they do or say; they're only sorry that they are caught ("I'm sorry you are offended...<blah blah>")
BJ Harris will be like 'That's it?'
FFS, they're deplatforming themselves.
Dems should just concede now.
dumber than a bag of rocks.,
Word! Women typically don't know how to make sandwiches correctly. I've been teaching my wife for years and she just doesn't get it.
It’s funny to tell women that though. It’s basically a meme. Never a serious demand. Tongue in cheek dig at feminism. Or just trying to annoy your significant other for a laugh.
The best part was at the bottom
Great line. Reminds me of a lot of "young people" today.
Joe likes finger sandwiches
This, sadly, is their best. Mutant party.