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Patriot76 137 points ago +138 / -1

If you don’t make me a sandwich fat, you’re a dog faced pony solider full of malarkey and you ain’t black.

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Bbasher 34 points ago +34 / -0

Dang bro. All that in 1 day for not making a sandwich.

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Patriot76 18 points ago +18 / -0

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!!!!

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Pepbrandt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Inspired by true events.

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Impressive-Length 13 points ago +13 / -0

A Fiery sandwich between mostly peaceful slices of bread.

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Patriot76 3 points ago +3 / -0

With some drone strikes sprinkles on top

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mnguy12000 7 points ago +7 / -0

Come on Man!

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Undo1913 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looool

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Pukeahontas 60 points ago +60 / -0

Cmon man... Sandwiches are cancelled Cos the bread is white

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FlimboFlongins 26 points ago +26 / -0

Man sits down to order lunch:

"I'll have your special, the White Cheddar Grilled Cheese on White Bread, with a Glass of Milk please. It says the vegetable of the day is cauliflower. Can I have that as well?"

-Loses job and house at the end of the week

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FlimboFlongins 15 points ago +15 / -0

Actually inspires me to open a restaurant called "It's Going To Be All White".

-I'll post the Pitch Deck in a few weeks. You can all own a piece of history.

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de9ebkmd7 8 points ago +8 / -0

saved for later

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zooty 1 point ago +1 / -0

Open it next to this place (original taken down :/ )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1zl3kZ5AbE

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TheThreeSeashells 7 points ago +7 / -0

"A side of New England Clam Chowder please...and vanilla ice cream for dessert. Hold the hot fudge."

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FlimboFlongins 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's Hot White Maple Fudge Sir, in case you change your mind.

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grenades_and_ham 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll have a slice of buttermilk pie please.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whipped Cream with that Sir? Or the White Chocolate Shavings? Or Both?

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it freshly whipped yes.

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FlimboFlongins 3 points ago +3 / -0

Of course Sir. We only provide the finest White Glove Service here. I'll have the White Whipping Boy whip it up immediately.

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grenades_and_ham 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do declare Colonel Beauregard your hospitality reminds me of home.

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

White Cake or Angel Food Cake? Asking for a fren.

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Warren_Puffitt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those seeds on there...! What are they? Did they come from chy-na?!?

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Pukeahontas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bread Loaf Matters

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Mitschu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn bread issa bad, dude.

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20KAG20 34 points ago +34 / -0

Imagine that, they are sexist too. SHOCKING

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Evei 3 points ago +3 / -0

About as shocking as the sun rising in the east.

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booblitchutz 34 points ago +34 / -0

Watch how nobody on the left gives a shit.

If a conservative staffer had the same tweets, the shit storm would be a Category 5.

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ILearnedToCode 6 points ago +6 / -0

bEtTeR tHaN TrUmP even tho Trump or his staffers havent, and will never, say something like this

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Magamom2020 28 points ago +28 / -0

My husband tells me that and I like it. He likes my sandwiches 😂😂😂

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Patriot76 15 points ago +15 / -0

My wife makes great sandwiches too!

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Yankreeeedoodle 23 points ago +23 / -0

It’s “sammich”

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

They dont even know how to order food but they want to run the country.. smh

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NADSAQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lampin’ in the Hamptons, the chef up in the kitchen like “what the fuck is a sammich?” -Based Weezy F

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Sammich" is blackface.

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patslimmy1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Is this the worst duo to ever be put up for President and VP? The worst campaign ever? The worst DNC convention ever?

This is unreal.

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Aquamine-Amarine 12 points ago +12 / -0

I can't believe they picked someone worse than Hillary and the creep she had picked as a VP candidate...

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Abovethefray 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh man I remember that weirdo... with the useless antifa son.

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BeefChucker 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, Biden is a demented rapist and likely child abuser, and yes, Kamala is an authoritarian prostitute who would fuck or jail anything in her way ... but Kaine and Hillary just had that Goering/Hitler vibe, like they could starve half the country to death and do SNL the next night.

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cartak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Its like theyre trying to be less viable or likeable than Clinton/Kaine in 2016. Well congratulations to them, theyre atrocious.

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CousinEddie 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s even odder they picked the VP who had THE WORST polling of all the other contenders.

Sometimes I wonder if they’re truly crashing on purpose for some unknown reason.

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FlimboFlongins 12 points ago +12 / -0

I know right? The guy's a Dementia Patient for Pete's sake. Help the man out with a Sandwich. He tried to make his own and it was just horse shit with mustard on deli rye.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +3 / -1

And his shirts aren't just going to iron themselves, now are they?

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Ebbie8708 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh I think this is their best.

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DrVeryStableGEOTUS 1 point ago +1 / -0

“I want to tell a girl to make me a sandwich just to see the look on her disgusted feminist face,” he wrote in 2012.

“Let’s talk about dat ass….lmaooo,” Ramirez said in 2014.

“It’s hard as f*ck to hit on women when you’re drunk,” he mused in 2013. “You know how hard it is to make sense when you can’t feel your tongue?”

“I wish a police officer would ask me for my papers,” Ramirez wrote on Twitter in 2014. “I would tell him to go f*ck himself.”

“Hot damn this girl in front of me got wayyyy to [sic] much fing perfume on. Like damn mami, if you gotta put that much s on #stinkyvag,” he wrote in 2011, referring to female genitalia.

“Wait so let me get this straight, so it’s ok for you to punch me in the balls but it’s a big deal when I punch you in the leg? Ahhh women,” he said in another post.

The news site found he also wrote “Ungrateful ass btches,” “These hoes the same all they change is their outfits,” and “The next btch say I look like Drake getting slapped!”

People don’t talk like this. The dude is unhinged.

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TrainMissingBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

MOM!!! MEATLOAF...NOW!!!

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chimerapills 7 points ago +8 / -1

CNN quoted saying, "lol what can ya do ¯\(ツ)/¯"

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trauncher 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Why don't you go make me a sandwich, do the dishes, or get pregnant or something"

-- Cartman

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freefolk 6 points ago +6 / -0

2013's sober words are now 2020's drunk thoughts.

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midgetpornrocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Actually, those are their best.

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davidmode 5 points ago +5 / -0

WRONG: they ARE sending their best! :D HAHAHAHAAHAHA

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Trythisagain 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make sandwich or do push ups, come on!

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VinnyMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also Joe "Let me smell your hair".

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 4 points ago +5 / -1

A bush league operation.

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Iseekekpeople 3 points ago +3 / -0

Saving this one.

I am grinning ear to ear.

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TheImpossible1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't worry about it Joe, they'll turn a blind eye because you advance their hate.

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TheReal45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hypocrites.

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CyKn 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don’t have a best.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most Latino men are full of machismo. That's not a bad thing. Many women like that. I personally would think it was hilarious if a dude I worked with told me to go make him a sandwich. If you can hold your own and contribute to the workplace, then you shouldn't be offended.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone willing and able to make a sandwich is holding their own. If you feed someone, you fuel whatever else they accomplish.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean, women do make the best sammiches ...

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

90% true. Dont know what it is. But cheesesteaks need to be made by a dude. Preferrably with a badass nickname.

Maybe its because they are willing to push the cheese/onion/meat ratio to disgusting proportions where women would not dare?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 0 points ago +1 / -1

Agree. Cheesesteaks are a fatty, juicy, sloppy mess .. only a man can do that right.

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ODonMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Drake lookin ass

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six5_SMK 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?

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Balzenburg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Damnit I like one of his staffers now

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Ekgamut 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to tell a girl to make me a sandwich just to see the look on her disgusted feminist face

Lmao, based.

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you don't make me a sandwich, you're not a woman. Whutrowww

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Somebody update that npc “you know youre helping trump, right?” meme!

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

I thought that was the funniest part of the DNC convention.

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CleanYourRoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

sorry he got caught

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clocker23 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Left never apologies for what they do or say; they're only sorry that they are caught ("I'm sorry you are offended...<blah blah>")

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magafi 2 points ago +2 / -0

BJ Harris will be like 'That's it?'

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

FFS, they're deplatforming themselves.

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Bedminster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dems should just concede now.

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g7x8a4 1 point ago +1 / -0

dumber than a bag of rocks.,

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sub-collector 1 point ago +1 / -0

Word! Women typically don't know how to make sandwiches correctly. I've been teaching my wife for years and she just doesn't get it.

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s funny to tell women that though. It’s basically a meme. Never a serious demand. Tongue in cheek dig at feminism. Or just trying to annoy your significant other for a laugh.

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AguyWithAfamily 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best part was at the bottom

I was young, ignorant, immature and — like a lot of young people — did not consider the impact my words would have

Great line. Reminds me of a lot of "young people" today.

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loxdeaddog 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe likes finger sandwiches

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

This, sadly, is their best. Mutant party.