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DJFG 145 points ago +145 / -0

I'm genuinely impressed with this analogy.

The left has genuinely become a crazy ex-girlfriend. Showing up at our places, breaking shit, making threats, trying to get us fired, trying to turn our friends against us, making false claims of abuse, hitting us and calling the cops when we defend ourselves.

Like, holy shit that's spot on!

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Magaman_2 83 points ago +83 / -0

Extra funny for me because my pain-in-the-ass liberal wife left me at the end of 2018 (thankfully). I'm now married to a gorgeous conservative woman, have a great new job, huge house, and we have a new beautiful daughter born last week. Ex wife is still miserable and lives in a tiny house and is dating a beta w no job.

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DJFG 42 points ago +42 / -0

Nice! Life is too short for leftie female bullshit.

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XcaliburCaliber 30 points ago +30 / -0

Magaman_2, you may not have thought about this but you just gave a fellow pede far more hope. My PITA liberal wife and I parted ways July 2019. I’ve wanted kids for a few years but glad it didn’t happen with the ex. She’s living with her parents. I’m living in a barn (think a couple steps above Roadhouse) saving cash and building a better life.

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2016TrumpMAGA 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don't feel bad about living in a barn. You are doing the right thing. Future success is determined by ability postpone immediate gratification. I am - by most people's standards - rich. I got here by being frugal and buying rental properties for cash. I live in an 800 sft house and my daily driver is 20 years old. It's because I didn't piss away my money on consumer goods, vacations, and restaurants I couldn't afford when I was younger that I can now buy pretty much anything I want. Of course, because I'm frugal, my wants are simple. Suffice to say, if I really wanted a brand new Mercedes AMG GT R Roadster I could buy one for cash. Today. Now. Hmmmmm ....

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Wankerton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your like me in the future. Iiving in an rv with a 20 year old daily. Just one year of saving and I'm debt free with more money in the bank than almost everyone I know that's my age.

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2016TrumpMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

The next ten years of frugality will be the toughest. Your friends will be spending money they don't have on cars, TVs, vacations, fashion, and adult toys. You will feel like you owe yourself some luxury. They may mock your frugality. Twenty years from now they will be $500,000 in debt, and you will own your house free and clear with zero debt and six pr seven figures in the bank/retirement.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s the thing young people don’t realize. Money can buy you freedom! We saved and live very frugally. We can afford to live in a bigger home or drive newer cars, but then we would not have the freedom of being completely financially secure.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

In a very real sense, money is freedom. Or, as one of my mentors used to say, "life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat."

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What an awesome saying. I am going to tell my boys that, because it is definitely the truth and provides a great visual they can understand!

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would rather live in a barn then live with an evil wife. Liberal women are the worst.

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refresco 11 points ago +11 / -0

Save your loot, stick to the plan, and keep hustling. You've got this shit. My buddy lived out of my garage for 6 months after his divorce. A few years later and he's got his ducks in a row, living a pretty good life.

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XcaliburCaliber 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good stuff. Couldn’t agree more. I came to the conclusion I would rather live alone and temporarily destitute if I got divorce raped (Did not, apparently I have some negotiating skills) than stay with that constantly adding mass land-whale another year much less day.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great clip. I enjoyed it. Thanks for sharing it.

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Testudoaubreii 4 points ago +4 / -0

Proverbs 21:9 “It is better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.”

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

My mother tells my brother this all the time. His wife divorced him and took half of everything right after our father died of a terminal illness. Way to kick my brother when he was down. Of course, she’s a liberal and loves Ilhan Omar and Kamala. Yuk.

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Magaman_2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wish I could show you a picture of how hot my new wife is.

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XcaliburCaliber 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sincere congratulations on this. I’m working toward it.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol. You sound like a happy man!

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VonBustacap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Winning!

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joycecaroloateswrote 4 points ago +4 / -0

wow, that all happened really fast for you!

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TheRedPlanet 7 points ago +7 / -0

You both Nailed it! So basically the left is like having Jodi Arias as your girlfriend.

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WhiteLash 13 points ago +13 / -0

We damn sure don't need the NBA. One of the black players called Luka a bitch ass white boy and nothing even happens. They don't even try working like teammates anymore in Basketball. I watched Lebron walk off the court after losing a few weeks ago at a buddys house. He didn't say good game to any of the opponents and just went in the Boys room to cry about his teammates. Fuck modern Basketball. The game is full of floppers and shitty 3 point attempts.

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1A_FTW 12 points ago +12 / -0

Preach it!

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Keiichi81 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think this might actually be emblematic of not just conservatives but moderates walking away from mainstream liberal culture. As more and more moderates and classical liberals on the left become conservative and leave the Democrat party, the only people left on their side are increasingly the radicals and crazies, and that's why it looks like the insanity is being ratcheted up to eleven.

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Mother_of_gains 100 points ago +100 / -0

I don't think this will end how they think this will end.

I would again like to thank our founding fathers for our beautiful second amendment.

Also, it's mostly black people who kill black people. This person is retarded.

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Non criminal thug black lives don't matter

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FireannDireach 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're just another brainwashed zombie of the puppetmasters who have perverted and are attacking the underpinnings of civilization.

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WhiteLash 7 points ago +7 / -0

A lot of black people have low IQs. It's sad how openly racist they can be towards whites. Just ask VAN JONES!

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

canceling basketball games because "Black Americans" is kinda ironic

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GWNorthman 58 points ago +58 / -0

I agree the NBA doesn't need to exist...

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xBigCoffinHunter 21 points ago +21 / -0

We don’t need any of it. In fact they need it more than anyone. Not many brain surgeons or even insurance salesmen in the ranks of the NBA, NHL, MLB or NFL. Most of those clowns would be a total loss if they couldn’t bounce a ball or catch a pass.

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Keiichi81 7 points ago +7 / -0

If only I could make millions of dollars doing something that serves no practical benefit to society, which millions of children do for free in their spare time.

Professional athletes are like Hollywood movie stars. They've got an inflated sense of importance for what amounts to nothing more than clowns paid to dance for our amusement.

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GWNorthman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed. I know I'm done supporting sports.

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WhiteLash 3 points ago +3 / -0

You don't like seeing 3 point attempts with 20 seconds left on the shot clock to piss away the possession every other play?

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AmericanPatriot2020 55 points ago +55 / -0

I’d rather die screaming and free than bending at the knee for these fucks.

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LongKahn 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think this is what they tend to forget. Our ancestors didn’t shed blood and tears for NOTHING. They did it to create this country. And it’s going to take a lot more than a mob of angry joggers and Limp-wristed fegs to make us “choose”. I actually fear that these assholes will get exactly what they’re asking for... our decision.

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Slamdance 9 points ago +9 / -0

this guy gets it

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AKamalaAB 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this place

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MrAlwaysRight 41 points ago +41 / -0

Black people are safer and more successful in America than anywhere else on earth, this is especially true compared to the entire continent of Africa.

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Ex-libtard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sure but lets not ruin our chance to stop being inundated with black bullshit. Strike you silly bastards!

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MrAlwaysRight 8 points ago +8 / -0

Marxist used educational inequality and inequality among women in China, Russia, and Vietnam to build support. It's for power. In this case they're using black people.

Black Americans do have issues in America in various systems. All of them far left systems.

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Shoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah they wuz kangz

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MrAlwaysRight 4 points ago +4 / -0

That slogan, which I know you used to insult them (good) are used by black nationalist Marxist. The number one shittiest thing to happen to black people in the modern age.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

How dare you! We all know If it wasn’t for western culture the Blacks would be living in harmony in zimbabwe, living in eco friendly grass huts, drinking the purest dung-water, and nurturing the bot-flies of peace in their eyeballs.

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lanre 40 points ago +40 / -0

Oh no, you're gonna get rid of sportsball and strip malls? Whatever shall I do. Please get rid of the bread as well as the circuses.

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fskfsk 19 points ago +20 / -1

A lot of the strip malls are small business owners who had their livelihood ruined when it was destroyed.

Millionaire ball players complaining they're exploited, yeah go ahead and conduct an illegal strike.

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wethedownvoted 31 points ago +31 / -0

for people that adore the phrase "non-binary" they sure indulge in a lot of my-way-or-the-highway scenarios.

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Formerlurker92 28 points ago +28 / -0

If a race war starts, it will be the end of diversity. Win or lose.

Don't root for that leftists

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Kekintosh2020 22 points ago +22 / -0

It really isn't a race war as illustrated by shoot me nigga, it is multinational corporations funding and bolstering class warfare with a race pretext. Their useful idiots dutifully and literally torch down whatever competition survived the government enforced closure of businesses as they vertically integrate the economy and merge with government enforcing unconstitutional illegal mandates unenforceable by government, corporate fascism anyone?

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

This deserves to be it's own post

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couranto 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great post. Even better username. 👌😂

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mikegrouchy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Van Lathan makes noises about "enter a social contract" ...

Too late.

Way too late.

You wana articulate demands now?

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Dirk_Diggler 21 points ago +21 / -0

The United States does not negotiate with terrorists.

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HaitchElGee 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have my deepest sympathy for what you're having to deal with. I wish you the very, very best for the future.

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catatonic_frog 11 points ago +11 / -0

When all of this is over can we have Nuremburg trials for the commies in media and education who created this generation of larping morons?

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catatonic_frog 4 points ago +4 / -0

and?

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pede-o-saurus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly. Or we can annihilate you, antifa. Keep fucking around and you'll find out.

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Cheesecakecrush 9 points ago +9 / -0

Blue Check making Threats. What else is new?

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HillarysMingy 8 points ago +8 / -0

If black people want more safety they should avoid living in places with higher population of black people.

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Doggfaceponysoldier 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have a social contract. It’s called the constitution and the rule of law.

What exactly is this VanLathan bringing to the table?

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South_Florida_Guy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I choose the alternative.

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MAGATRAIN2k20 4 points ago +4 / -0

How about fuck all of them. Let’s get this civil war going already

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H_Guderian 4 points ago +4 / -0

We have a social contract, and it was working fine until you commies showed up. They're like Kapernick thinking he is hot shit and then wanting us to put him to play when we've got Trumpism/Tom Brady going on. You can either grow the fuck up and get a job or keep throwing yourself on the barrel of 17-year old patriot's guns. Choose.

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Slamdance 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m not a big fan of basketball games, brunches, and shopping centers myself. Maybe we can take up some other activities instead?

I hear jogging’s nice.

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vfr2imc 4 points ago +4 / -0

VanLathan has a youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/user/vanlathan

His name there is Platinum Speeder

The reddit account that goes by u/platinumspeeder has only a few comments, but he appears to be into anime porn.

He also has an account on myanimelist.net

https://myanimelist.net/profile/platinumspeeder

And he plays fortnite

https://fortnitetracker.com/profile/all/platinumspeeder

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M16A4 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people are poor and disenfranchised.

That's why theae ideals appeal to them. Somehow they think the plebs made out well in societies when they rose up.

Instead in consolidated power and finances into fewer individuals.

They can boycott whatever, it will have zero effect on the world.

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Kaarous 4 points ago +4 / -0

We refuse. Death to arsonists. Death to communists. Death to pedophiles.

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RedditIsPropaganda 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep seeing the argument on Reddit that because they are rioting and spreading chaos under Trump it's Trumps fault. They got some hostage thing going on where they seem to want to mess things up to make it look better when they stop going full savage under Biden, I'd like to believe people don't see through this but seeing how they swallow all propaganda I kind of lost hope.

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fucking deal.

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MagaChamp253 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh people have chosen, alright. Chosen to pack mags. Chosen to buy body armor. etc.

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johnbillaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

The only proposal I've ever heard from them is "defund the police". Do they really think the US is just going to get rid of police under threat by failure people?

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GreyKnight 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wish people put this much though and effort into not being criminals...

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Theycallitprogress 3 points ago +3 / -0

Definition of terrorism, per the FBI:

Violent, criminal acts committed by individuals and/or groups to further ideological goals stemming from domestic influences, such as those of a political, religious, social, racial, or environmental nature

Oh, and also it's called terrorism because their weapon is terror. Mr. President, please declare war on these cunts before the rest of us end up with blood on our hands

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Rattler1775 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or, you could, die trying? Give it a shot. Dare you.

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LikeAWombatScorned 3 points ago +3 / -0

I choose the Constitution first, and if that doesn't work then I choose 5.56 NATO.

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nudruid 3 points ago +3 / -0

At this point, these people are just asking to be Kyled.

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nettripper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol those fucks don’t have any money to withhold from keeping things going or stopping

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Fuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good bye basketball

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Gmama2 3 points ago +3 / -0

They are making black children unsafe. They are destroying Black-owner businesses, they are leaving black grandmas without a pharmacy to get their medications refilled.

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Bigblue725 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, Looking at the stats of black on black crime, black Americans haven't even entered into a social contract that they matter.

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Mexicola1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brunches? Obviously that's not an American. Lol. Why do they make it so fucking obvious?

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AtariArtist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cool. We get to shoot more terrorists.

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

Stop breaking the law asshole!

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Caferrell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most murders of black people are committed by black people.

Just stop killing each other. Its that simple

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AQuietVoice 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agree to our terms or else... Wear a mask or else... Accept our emotion based alternatives to demonstrable facts or else... Elect Democrats or else...

I will not be threatened or coerced into upholding what I know to be a lie. I will not surrender my God-given reason, or my right to speak, assemble, worship, etc.

I CHOOSE "OR ELSE."