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ripturntle 584 points ago +585 / -1

....behind a camera and not in the same room on live TV.

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VinnyMAGA 235 points ago +235 / -0

And only after that cunt Donna Brazille gives him the questions beforehand.

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RuhRoh 122 points ago +122 / -0

or start coughing like Hillary

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rooftoptendie 103 points ago +103 / -0

that wasnt coughing it was alien lizard labor spasms.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 53 points ago +53 / -0

here it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46oJlwqHWY

there used to be a better one out there with closeups

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ChelseaHubbell 35 points ago +35 / -0

That was a live exorcism

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Commies4compost 27 points ago +27 / -0

"C'mon man... what are you make me piss in a cup?"

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Mynamesprivate 1 point ago +1 / -0

A stronger one got in and ejected the weaker one.

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rickroshi 17 points ago +17 / -0

wtf were those olives or something? What's dark green and sinks like that? This for real?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 15 points ago +15 / -0

I don't know... it was sick. Some people were suggesting it might be cough drops, but it's still a mystery to me.

edit: Yes it was real, though.

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ChelseaHubbell 7 points ago +7 / -0

She said they were cough drops

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NS1878NO 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's vile, you have to wonder what the hell that is. Any doctors here? I'm absolutely not one but that doesn't look right.

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LazySusan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Omg. I read the title and immediately became nauseated. Nope. Cannot watch.

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Dr0neRec0very 13 points ago +14 / -1

I can watch Kyle blowing commie arms off all day long... Three seconds of Princess Poopy-pants is too much for me.

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Techrev 10 points ago +10 / -0

And that is how Hillary smuggled Covid 19 in from China.

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namechangearoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep her demon spawn popped out.

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RobertSparks777 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checks out.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Joe prefers grinning weirdly and laughing like a lunatic during debates. That's how he "won" his debate with Paul Ryan.

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PeteButtplug 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's the smile of the demon inside.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most likely. It definitely reflects their complete lack of sincerity and compassion.

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4moreyears 4 points ago +4 / -0

He just pulled the typical Democrat "everything you just said is a lie" with no facts and no follow-up from the moderator, or from Paul Ryan because he is a total cuck. Trump wouldn't stand for that and Joe has 1/10th the mental fortitude he had in 2008. He's always been an idiot and a gaffe-machine but ue USED to be a charasmatic speaker at least.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Creepy Joe will definitely not survive a debate with GEOTUS.

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Mona1950 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I remember correctly he was so fucking mean and superior. This should be a shit show - can hardly wait.

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9x10again 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's how he tried to be with Sarah Palin. She wasn't having it.

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Amaroq64 4 points ago +4 / -0

I still remember that shit. He invented laugh reacting your opponent before facebook did.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. I watched the entire debate and couldn't believe the constant weird grinning and laughing at inappropriate times from Biden. It was bizarre.

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McFuckyeah 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably didn’t help that Paul Ryan is a RINO cuck who doesn’t stand for anything.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, Ryan is a cuckservative traitor, but he definitely did better than Creepy Joe in that debate.

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mumblenuggets 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her massive cankles were cramping, which distorted regional gravity and induced coughing.

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trump212121 37 points ago +37 / -0

Joe can have all the questions and he would still get destroyed!! "Come on man!"

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rooftoptendie 25 points ago +25 / -0

you know, the more obvious they make the rigging, the better it is for our cause. And yes, he will still get his ass handed to him regardless.

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BigMikesBlackCock 18 points ago +18 / -0

He could have all the DNC talking points ahead of time it wouldn't matter against someone like trump that often freestyles and has the ability to debate/think for himself

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Psilocybik 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump will provoke Biden in to saying something campaign-ending, book it. He might even get him to say jogger, that's how confident I am in Trump's ability to confound his opponents.

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BigAmericanParty 5 points ago +5 / -0

He could have the questions given to him a month in advance, have an earpiece in with every cuck talking head feeding him answers, with Trump only allowed to communicate through interpretive dance and STILL get BTFO.

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patriot51 3 points ago +3 / -0

The queen of cheat.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude I don’t think that will matter this time.

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behemoth887 20 points ago +20 / -0

also i will be deepfaked and it will be somebody else debating for me

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JuanTitor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even with a teleprompter, even if he was completely coherent, his side's arguments and views on things like rioting are not what the majority of Americans believe, so Trump will win regardless.

You don't even have to be that good of a debater when your side is clearly right; Trump is a good debater, so he will crush Biden, even if Satan himself possessed Biden and spoke coherently with his silvery tongue.

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right, and if he tries to disavow the libs will cuck him, so either way some big black dude is fucking his wife for him.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 7 points ago +7 / -0

No it will be max headroom style Biden!

Ca-ca-ca corn pop was a bad dude!

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WarpedSage 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would actually be down with a Max Headroom Biden. Actually it's kinda creepy how much he fits the stylized post-capitalism spokesperson role.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want it to be perfectly human but glitch out max style. Just randomly or this...

https://youtu.be/xg29TuWo0Yo

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

And with two dozen DNC “fact checkers” furiously typing into the teleprompter on Joe’s end.

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Jimmy33 47 points ago +47 / -0

They can’t risk a voice in his ear, he’ll start talking to it.

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scotto188 20 points ago +20 / -0

Earpiece might actually make it worse. With trump talking. The audience and someone else I can see him eaily getting confused

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Forty_Five 15 points ago +15 / -0

All it would take is for Trump to land one zinger for Biden to go rogue.

"Hey fat, are you on cocaine, I challenge you to push-ups, hey Jack... you, you, you know, the THING!"

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anthemstander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next day headlines will proclaim Joe to have given the best debate performance in history. Actually, they'll be written ahead of time.

Or it will be things like, "Yes, Joe rambled a lot and seemed incoherent. Here's why that's a good thing."

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quodvox 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Speaking coherently is 'white culture' and why it's white supremacy"

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Mexicola1976 15 points ago +15 / -0

An earpiece isn't foolproof. Just ask Barack Obama.

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 18 points ago +18 / -0

If if if if

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ListenHereFat 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point, I wouldn't put it past them to just deepfake the entire thing.

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winsome 17 points ago +17 / -0

The drug test request was to see if Joe's on HCQ.

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Psilocybik 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now THAT would be hilarious. They're such hypocrites it wouldn't surprise me. HCQ saved Amy Klobucunt's husband, it's ok when they do it, just can't have us peasants taking the cheap and readily available cure.

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

My money is on this, or someone close to him will get it and he will have to "quarantine" for 15 days.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Doctor” Jill will come down with it.

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is he going to get the chinese aids!? He's been hiding in his basement and wearing his mask whenever the Clinton's bring him young virgins to fuck/sacrifice

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Senaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out the Bidens eat Bat Soup every Sunday.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the same day they rape children ? Like they rape / murder children in the morning and have bat soup for lunch ?

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

you can't be serious. Bat soup for lunch?

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good 'ol covid Joe, we have to do mail in ballot harvesting because that's how he would have sniffed it.

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10FeetHigher 33 points ago +33 / -0

He’ll be wearing a mask. So don’t be thrown off by his different voice.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 9 points ago +9 / -0

Daaaamn. Didn’t think of this psy op. Great call.

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it’s not like a mask would make Biden’s incoherence any worse.

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GodBlessTrump 315 points ago +316 / -1

Still don't believe it

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BeefChucker 256 points ago +257 / -1

Don't. He'll pull out at the very last minute. Like his fucking dad should have done.

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AllYouHaveIsYourself 66 points ago +67 / -1

Kek

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Patriot76 39 points ago +39 / -0

Whew lad that is spicy

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trump_is_john_galt 20 points ago +20 / -0

The spice must flow! You cannot go against the word of Muad'Donald!

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JohnWickParabellum 5 points ago +5 / -0

Meme War Veterans : "You've fitted your campaign dank meme style."

POTUS : "It seemed the proper way."

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trump_is_john_galt 2 points ago +2 / -0

November 4th: God Emperor Muad'Donald announces "Attention commies, now feel the pain of **my Gom Jabaar".

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary/ House DNC, demands Muad'Donald place his hand in their Gom Jabaar, a MSM interrogation, before being allowed in the presence of House Biden.

They shriek in terror realizing that he is God's chosen one, going where they cannot, looking where they are not allowed to see... where America Is Made Great Again.

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Bolo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats definitely have a House Harkonnen vibe to them.

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BigMikesBlackCock 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like father like son. Hunter should have pulled out of his dead brother's wife's pussy

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churnbutterhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Savage. I upvoted this.

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BigMikesBlackCock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facts that I hope trump uses at the debates ! Call out the debauchery

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. No. No.

Haven't you learned anything yet? They lose the signal and cut off the connection or camera when things go bad.

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tsacian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not only that, he will blame Trump for it somehow.

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NotNolan 33 points ago +33 / -0

Never happen. Zero chance Biden gets on stage with Trump.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

I doubt he will be able to get out of a debate.

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20KAG20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Least he’s somewhat stepping up to the plate. He could be being a little bitch and going along with the no debates. I honestly expected the debates to be cancelled at this point.

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Patrick_Tomlinson 178 points ago +179 / -1

Joe Biden can’t even debate himself looking in a mirror.

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Histrionic_Answer 87 points ago +87 / -0

"Im Joe Biden's husband"

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NvJohansson 31 points ago +31 / -0

And I'm running for Senate in Greece, and if you're not happy fat, vote for the other Biden

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TheMAGAnificent 28 points ago +28 / -0

"I'm Joe bidens husband, the love of my sister's life, and I'm running for congress"

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unicornpoop 24 points ago +24 / -0

"Look, FAT!!!"

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JohnFBurgondy 13 points ago +13 / -0

“Look, ORANGE!!!”

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GodBlessTrump 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Come on, man!"

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MakeFreedomRing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Let me sniff those hairy legs cornpop

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Mexicola1976 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you talking to me? What was the question?

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MAGA_100X 3 points ago +3 / -0

"This guy's corrupt as hell!"

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sr_bean 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think Biden would be the only candidate in history that would be able to debate himself in front of a mirror.

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brainwash 156 points ago +156 / -0

"Mr. Biden said “leading Republicans” and “very confident people who know their way around” have recommended to him that he should not debate Mr. Trump unless there’s a real-time fact-checker."

This ought to be good.

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UpTrump 81 points ago +82 / -1

I'd rather there not be a fact checker. They would talk most of the time and take away from biden

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Hexe 111 points ago +111 / -0

We've never has a "fact checker" in the history of American debates.

Its a retarded concept the moderator asks questions and its up to the American people to decide on whether or not the answer was adequate.

If the moderator starts challenging the answer ("fact checking") then they are participating in the debate themselves.

At most a moderator can ask for a follow-up or clarification but never challenge the answer.

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ManyDirt 97 points ago +97 / -0

Your debate opponent is supposed to fact check you.

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spezisacuckold 60 points ago +60 / -0

Yep that’s the entire point of a debate lol

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FireannDireach 32 points ago +32 / -0

It's like they're gas-lighting the entirety of debate history, going back to the Greeks.

I know what this is, they're trying to get the 'Trump is a liar" implanted in everyone's minds - say it enough times, it becomes 'truth".

It just says to me, they're so bankrupt of ideas and passion, they're just playing schoolyard games. "Liar liar, pants on fire" is a not a political plank adults would use.

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Langtath 9 points ago +9 / -0

How did he lie?

That's an ignorant statement: "he lies a lot, right guys?"

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RandomUzer 1 point ago +1 / -0

"then it should be dead easy to say one of his lies"

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Minarchist_Manlet 5 points ago +5 / -0

He doesn't "lie a lot". He exaggerated and perhaps forgot things he said in the past a few times, when he was running the first time. He may have told a few white lies n interviews to bolster his personal/businesses cred. ("Yeah I've met with Putin")

He hasn't since taking office.

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UpTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

And there's the problem. the media counted 0bummer's lies as really egregious, but Trump exaggerates and it's a "pants on fire" lie

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ParadigmShift2070 25 points ago +25 / -0

They were already doing it 2016,the 'moderators' arguing with trump on his responses

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Hexe 12 points ago +12 / -0

While true that was gross incompetence on their part as "moderators".

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don’t attribute to incompetence that which is obviously malice.

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Minarchist_Manlet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or conditioning the public.

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HuggableBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Try 2012. Remember Romney cucking out to that fat cunt Candy Crowley?

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MegoThor 13 points ago +13 / -0

Who fact-checks the fact-checkers?

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Brucesky420 5 points ago +5 / -0

Especially when you consider most the shit they "fact check" is straight up fake news itself

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 11 points ago +11 / -0

Republican Senators need to demand 3 debates. RNC and GOP as well. The fact checking should be post debate.

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LionTed 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any statement ever is wrong if you try hard enough (see Snopes, Politifact, etc.). This would absolutely be abused.

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RedditCCP 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucks can just watch the debate on MSNBC where Maddow will interrupt every time Biden gets owned.

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ADAM_SCHITT 43 points ago +43 / -0

That's retarded. I'm sure they would only "check" Trump's facts.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Didn't one of the CNN cucks say this on live tv? Someone like, "We didn't fact check the DNC bc we dindu"

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cuckslasher 40 points ago +40 / -0

lol fact checker

wtf has happened to this planet

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Aquamine-Amarine 13 points ago +13 / -0

Satan.

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kag-2020- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Liberalism. It's terminal.

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lurkwellmyfriends 19 points ago +19 / -0

They already have """fact-checkers""". They're just commonly referred to as """moderators""".

Like Cunt Radditz who tagged in for Crooked Hillary during the 2nd 'debate' and argued with Trump for damn near 10 minutes. Then there was also Candy something who live """fact-checked""" Romney against Obama and gave the debate to Obama ... Only it turns out she fucking lied. Shocking.

In retrospect, I'm glad that worked out the way it did but they still purposefully sabotaged Traitor Globalist Romney in that debate.

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MountRushLimbaugh 105 points ago +105 / -0

drug test gona show aderall and HCQ

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ODonMAGA 62 points ago +62 / -0

What are you, a junkie?

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Hunterscrackbaby 39 points ago +39 / -0

Come on man!

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SethRichsgoldwatch 12 points ago +12 / -0

If if if if if if if if if

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kag-2020- 6 points ago +6 / -0

why why why why why

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Cray_cray_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

C'mon man!

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catsntrance 5 points ago +5 / -0

kek

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unicornpoop 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love the drug test idea. How's about it, party of winos, pot heads and junkies??

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's both sides of the aisle.

And don't point fingers if you so much as drink soda for caffeine

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ManyDirt 7 points ago +7 / -0

And Viagra. Preteens don't get him going the same way any more.

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PraetorAngel 1 point ago +2 / -1

*Adderall

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Pukeahontas 78 points ago +78 / -0

The old man spoke out of turn.

Pelowlsi must be smashing her teeth right now.

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MAGABeaver 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK

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Aquamine-Amarine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably fell into the cup with the scotch in it.

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Formerlurker92 65 points ago +65 / -0

And this ends his presidential run, months before the election

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AIDS1255 59 points ago +59 / -0

This means the media that controls the debates will be pulling all sorts of bullshit. They are going to try and rig the debates in every way possible to make Joe Biden look even somewhat coherent.

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Oback_Barama 53 points ago +53 / -0

Our first question goes to President Drumf: "Why did you mislead the country regarding the corona virus that you handled so poorly and what exactly did your response do to end the systemic racism that is crippling this country since it was founded?"

And for a follow up to Vice President Biden: "Can you make a yummy sound if you like tapioca pudding?"

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RunningBuffalo 27 points ago +27 / -0

Fine. People have tried to sabotage Trump in debates before. Those ended up being his finest moments.

You can't hit a crushing home run unless someone is throwing heat

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Sixty2ndAssassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

That WAS a savage moment.

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cyberpunkstreetart 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great point!

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NoatakTheWiser 19 points ago +19 / -0

So in other words, they'll do the same shit they did for Hillary for Biden. They literally gave her the debate questions beforehand and she still couldn't do it. But luckily now, them even trying to help Biden makes them take a risk of confusing him further and exposing that he's cheating!

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JoeSnifDaKidz 51 points ago +51 / -0

Real time fact checker.

Aka Americans are too stupid to tell when people are lying.

Truth: Democrats are too stupid to tell when people are lying. How do they know? Because they lie to them all the time.

What this really means: We only want our party to hear our lies and not other lies or other truths.

Anyone with half of a brain AND is paying attention should have left the Democratic Party.

I know so many democrats who only read NYTimes.

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HeIsVigo 42 points ago +43 / -1

He will debate. He will be coherent enough and be declared the winner. That's how these shitbags operate. 1 decent one liner will be played endlessly as Trump owned by "Sleepy Joe". It's as predictable as Bill Clinton dickin a bimbo.

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kag-2020- 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was not a fan of the President before I saw the second debate. First one I watched and the first time I really had a chance to understand his positions. Them declaring the Hilldabeast the winner was a huge red pill for me. He was amazing. Couldn't believe how drawn in I was.

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IPMang 2 points ago +3 / -1

Trump done been studying him summadat Cicero and Marcus Aurelius

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MainstreamDeviant 23 points ago +23 / -0

They also claimed she won the election lmao

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +7 / -0

The internet makes that hard to pull off these days.

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +2 / -1

That sound that you hear all across the country is the sound of Democrats exhaling. That’s what that is. People would have accepted anything. We just wanted Joe to get out there. So, you know, sometimes when he gets up there you’re afraid he’s going to make a mistake, he’s going to have a gaffe, the expectation is just so low.

we were prepared for it to be a terrible speech. As long as he didn’t embarrass himself, we were going to come out here and praise him.

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Thehumancentipede 40 points ago +41 / -1

They are lowering the bar guys. Don’t fall for it. Don’t play into their hands.

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Starseed 22 points ago +22 / -0

How is this lowering the bar? Wouldnt accepting to debate be raising the bar?

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Thehumancentipede 32 points ago +32 / -0

Getting Pelosi to say he won’t debate and having us pounce. Don’t you see that they are setting the bar ridiculously low that if he shows up and breathes he will “win”

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NoStepeDePepe 11 points ago +11 / -0

If they broadcast him having to think for himself and respond to questions, the media can call it whatever the hell they want.

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TennesseePride 13 points ago +13 / -0

I feel the same way. They can say he wins, but if Trump gets him riled up and off script... Biden will go up in flames on live camera.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's pushup time, Jack!

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Starseed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah i suppose that would be setting the bar low. But when you think about it the bar really is low for biden. Yes i understand that theyre trying to make it look like hes competent but thats easier said than done. You can polish a shit all you want but its still shit and it will still smell like it. Anyone with a nose will see through that shiny polish. Im under the impression that the majority of americans are free thinkers. I think that the degree they will have to edit him will make it obvious to enough people that hes not who theyre saying he is.

Edit: Just another thought. I think pelosi stepped in it with this one. How many past presidential races had debates? Arent debates vitally important to make an informed choice on who to vote? This cant go over well for her.

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Starseed 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well i diddnt read the article i diddnt have time when i made that first comment. If what youre describing is what biden is referring to when he says “debate” then i agree with you. We need an actual debate like in 2016.

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HeavenlyMystery 23 points ago +23 / -0

He says Republicans are lying, wait until Trump points out where his lies are and what he said.

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Dropcord 19 points ago +19 / -0

I feel like this is the same situation as I will pick a woman of color for my VP. He went off script and said it and now his handlers are stuck letting it happen

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bangbus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Let me tell you about corn pop. He was a baaaaad dude....

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texascpa 12 points ago +12 / -0

We'll see about that.

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JackLemon 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is absolutely guaranteed he will have a hidden, even possibly implanted ear piece. I hope the RNC knows how to jam signals and cause positive feedback loops. I would love to see Joe run off stage holding his ear and screaming.

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ajm144k 12 points ago +12 / -0

Imagine if Cocaine Mitch said something then Trump immediately made an announcement in direct contrast.

The MSM would claim republicans are having a civil war lol

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Nan4eva 11 points ago +11 / -0

Drug test and I won’t hold my breath sleepy senile joe

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Ithrowawaay 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hiding behind a “fact checker“ that Biden says he will provide.

He’ll walk that one back shortly and cower behind it as well.

“Put a CNN panel up there to also debate Drumpf and we’ll do it”

Classic leftists: have to change the rules bc they can’t win legitimately.

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RiffFantastic 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow. What a hero. He's going to debate like every other presidential candidate has been expected to do in modern history.

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ODonMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

So stunning and brave

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FraudInsurance 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they're really that concerned, they can put the podiums six POINT ONE feet apart.

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TheNewRepublic 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hahahahaha after they take the drug test!

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JoeSnifDaKidz 8 points ago +8 / -0

BLM Antifa and fake BOOG group show up to first debate. Start a riot and violence. Debate never happens. Joe says it’s unsafe to debate unless he’s in his basement.

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wholesomekangz100 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao. Trump is going to be there. You think the SS is going to full around with these far leftists? They would be straight up executed if they tried to pull any of that shit around GEOTUS

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USA_is_best 7 points ago +7 / -0

“As long as the commission continues down the straight and narrow as they have, I’m going to debate him,” Mr. Biden said on MSNBC.

This will be his out. Don't let him do it!!!! Don't let him be like "Oh gee I'd love to debate GEOTUS but those pesky commissioners won't let me. Sorry folks."

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ShakeYourTrumpThang 7 points ago +7 / -0

Another lie. He's trying to show 'strength' by going against what Pelosi suggested. See? He's got his own way of doing things! Blech.

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Magus_Strife 5 points ago +5 / -0

My money is that there will be an "unexpected" violent riot (oops! I meant peaceful protest) in Cleveland, Ohio right before September 29th, leading to the "unfortunate" canceling of the debate.

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Bogey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biden couldn't even debate Robert Trump at this point.

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Oleglory 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just send The Camel Joe.

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TheLandOfTheFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

we own his ass now

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thisisatestof2 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he does, watch as just after the last debate suddenly he has some health scare which forces him to drop out.

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NeverInterruptEnemy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, they can’t pull health scare. It’ll be corona worry or maybe someone else’s health like a Hunter OD.

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schism 4 points ago +4 / -0

These clowns always leave themselves an out. What does Biden even mean by saying:

“As long as the commission continues down the straight and narrow as they have... I’m going to debate him,”

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ughicanteven 4 points ago +4 / -0

im suspicious. I think this was coordinated by the dems to have biden spar with pelosi to convey the message he's his own man or something. it seems odd democrats wouldn't be on the same messaging

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stjimmy92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, sets up a debate thing for Biden. Trump will inevitably say he’s a pawn of the Dems.

Trump: “he has no ideas of his own. He’ll just do whatever Pelosi tells him.”

Biden: “if I did whatever Pelosi told me, we wouldn’t be having this debate right now.”

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TennesseePride 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden still fancies himself this strong, viral man and wants to show he will stand up to grandma!

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brother_red 1 point ago +1 / -0

Laughed at "viral" - took me a second.

"Virile" is what you mean, but "viral" works for PedoJoe!

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TennesseePride 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, meant virile.

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kratomlol 3 points ago +3 / -0

If he does then fair play

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Seenev 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's lying.

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok sure

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Juicebusters 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is no way he shows up at a debate.

Somehow they are going to have Biden twist his ankle and then start pretending there's a 'pandemic' and etc.

At some point they will act like they want that debate so much they will agree to a live broadcast 'zoom meeting' kind of debate with the prearranged questions format.

Someone else here mentioned they will 10 experts behind the camera frantically working to feed canned lines to Biden's earpiece and if anything gets slightly wrong then some 'technical difficulties' will keep halting things.

At best that's Biden's single "debate". He's not doing a live stage thing, no way.

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theneverman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe, DEBATE not DEFEAT

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Tom_Brett 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need his ears checked and drug test. Remember the Hilary Ear Piece

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TennesseePride 1 point ago +1 / -0

This absolutely has to happen. The fucker is on all sorts of medication to ease his dementia, and he will 100 percent be fed lines.

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

It wasn't optional Joe. You saying this is like a child saying, "I will go to school".

You've already lost by ever entertaining the idea of not debating.

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RussianBot2 3 points ago +3 / -0

DRUG TEST

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Sumarongi 3 points ago +3 / -0

If average Joe has to take a drug test to work @ a 7-11, then Pedo Joe should have to take one to run for POTUS.

It’s only fair

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NYRepublican72 3 points ago +3 / -0

His handlers gave him some great cucked quotes. Unfortunately, for them, they can't be on stage with him during the debates. He won't know what he's saying more or less be able to fact check Donald Trump in real time.

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +4 / -1

HEY ADMINS, FIX THE FRIGGIN SUBMIT BUTTON OVERLAP PROBLEM. That overlap keeps deleting my posts when I try to submit! Not Good! I bet you're losing hundreds or thousands of replies bc of that. It's a simple CSS fix. Otherwise this place is great, thank you.

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

? Are one of those 100 people still using internet explorer?

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Pepbrandt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm on Brave.

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keepwinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

100% ORCHESTRATED. Nancy marches out, tells the press 'don't tell anybody'.. recommends no debate.

Now Biden can be 'forceful' and 'presidential' and 'stand up to his own party'.

Don't believe a single word of this. Biden and Plastic are in LOCK STEP - orchestrated to pivot the conversation away from LAW AND ORDER.

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