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ripturntle 584 points ago +585 / -1

....behind a camera and not in the same room on live TV.

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VinnyMAGA 235 points ago +235 / -0

And only after that cunt Donna Brazille gives him the questions beforehand.

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RuhRoh 122 points ago +122 / -0

or start coughing like Hillary

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rooftoptendie 103 points ago +103 / -0

that wasnt coughing it was alien lizard labor spasms.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 16 points ago +16 / -0

Joe prefers grinning weirdly and laughing like a lunatic during debates. That's how he "won" his debate with Paul Ryan.

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mumblenuggets 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her massive cankles were cramping, which distorted regional gravity and induced coughing.

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trump212121 37 points ago +37 / -0

Joe can have all the questions and he would still get destroyed!! "Come on man!"

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rooftoptendie 25 points ago +25 / -0

you know, the more obvious they make the rigging, the better it is for our cause. And yes, he will still get his ass handed to him regardless.

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BigMikesBlackCock 18 points ago +18 / -0

He could have all the DNC talking points ahead of time it wouldn't matter against someone like trump that often freestyles and has the ability to debate/think for himself

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Psilocybik 11 points ago +11 / -0

Trump will provoke Biden in to saying something campaign-ending, book it. He might even get him to say jogger, that's how confident I am in Trump's ability to confound his opponents.

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BigAmericanParty 5 points ago +5 / -0

He could have the questions given to him a month in advance, have an earpiece in with every cuck talking head feeding him answers, with Trump only allowed to communicate through interpretive dance and STILL get BTFO.

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patriot51 3 points ago +3 / -0

The queen of cheat.

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xBigCoffinHunter 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dude I don’t think that will matter this time.

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behemoth887 20 points ago +20 / -0

also i will be deepfaked and it will be somebody else debating for me

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JuanTitor 8 points ago +8 / -0

Even with a teleprompter, even if he was completely coherent, his side's arguments and views on things like rioting are not what the majority of Americans believe, so Trump will win regardless.

You don't even have to be that good of a debater when your side is clearly right; Trump is a good debater, so he will crush Biden, even if Satan himself possessed Biden and spoke coherently with his silvery tongue.

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right, and if he tries to disavow the libs will cuck him, so either way some big black dude is fucking his wife for him.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 7 points ago +7 / -0

No it will be max headroom style Biden!

Ca-ca-ca corn pop was a bad dude!

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WarpedSage 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would actually be down with a Max Headroom Biden. Actually it's kinda creepy how much he fits the stylized post-capitalism spokesperson role.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want it to be perfectly human but glitch out max style. Just randomly or this...

https://youtu.be/xg29TuWo0Yo

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 7 points ago +7 / -0

And with two dozen DNC “fact checkers” furiously typing into the teleprompter on Joe’s end.

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Jimmy33 47 points ago +47 / -0

They can’t risk a voice in his ear, he’ll start talking to it.

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scotto188 20 points ago +20 / -0

Earpiece might actually make it worse. With trump talking. The audience and someone else I can see him eaily getting confused

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Forty_Five 15 points ago +15 / -0

All it would take is for Trump to land one zinger for Biden to go rogue.

"Hey fat, are you on cocaine, I challenge you to push-ups, hey Jack... you, you, you know, the THING!"

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anthemstander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Next day headlines will proclaim Joe to have given the best debate performance in history. Actually, they'll be written ahead of time.

Or it will be things like, "Yes, Joe rambled a lot and seemed incoherent. Here's why that's a good thing."

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quodvox 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Speaking coherently is 'white culture' and why it's white supremacy"

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Mexicola1976 15 points ago +15 / -0

An earpiece isn't foolproof. Just ask Barack Obama.

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 18 points ago +18 / -0

If if if if

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ListenHereFat 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point, I wouldn't put it past them to just deepfake the entire thing.

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winsome 17 points ago +17 / -0

The drug test request was to see if Joe's on HCQ.

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Psilocybik 9 points ago +9 / -0

Now THAT would be hilarious. They're such hypocrites it wouldn't surprise me. HCQ saved Amy Klobucunt's husband, it's ok when they do it, just can't have us peasants taking the cheap and readily available cure.

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

My money is on this, or someone close to him will get it and he will have to "quarantine" for 15 days.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Doctor” Jill will come down with it.

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +6 / -0

How is he going to get the chinese aids!? He's been hiding in his basement and wearing his mask whenever the Clinton's bring him young virgins to fuck/sacrifice

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Senaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Turns out the Bidens eat Bat Soup every Sunday.

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BigMikesBlackCock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that the same day they rape children ? Like they rape / murder children in the morning and have bat soup for lunch ?

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Forgototherpassword 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good 'ol covid Joe, we have to do mail in ballot harvesting because that's how he would have sniffed it.

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10FeetHigher 33 points ago +33 / -0

He’ll be wearing a mask. So don’t be thrown off by his different voice.

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YouEnglishNotSoGood 9 points ago +9 / -0

Daaaamn. Didn’t think of this psy op. Great call.

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spezisacuckold 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well it’s not like a mask would make Biden’s incoherence any worse.

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